Hello Ash here.

       [Varying types of People sitting in chairs around in a circle all wave, 
         all wearing nametags with 'Hello my name is' at the top.  
         "Hi Ash, we're all ficacoholics."]
       
<snip, snip, snip>

The rules for the EVA Round-robin Fic
(as read by the monk who read the instruction manual for the holy 
handgrenade in Holy Grail)

ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments! 
BROTHER MAYNARD: Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. . .  

The first rule; There shall be a maximum of nine writers for this 
project. 

The second rule; submissions shall be a maximum of three pages. No more, 
no less.

WHAP!<

Oh, alright, they may be less. If it goes to two, stop or continue, but 
do not go past three.

The third rule; there shall be no lemon content in this fic. Enough 
said.

The fourth rule; there are no other rules. Be creative and feel free to 
add characters from other series, or yourselves. There are no limits.

Ahhh, don't forget rule 3, no 5.  That thou shall feast upon the lambs and sloths
 and Carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and
 large chu... 

Bastion 
(and no I'm not a witch!)