A man with black hair and wearing glasses bowed.  Suddenly the walls around
him crumbled leaving a very mad Ranma and company.  

"You did this to me, Prepare to die Long!!!!!!!!" Ranma shouted

"You have played with Akane's feelings, Prepare to die!!!!!!" Ryoga shouted

"You made Ranma say those three words to Akane and not me.  Prepare to die
Long!!!!!!!!" Ukyou shouted

"What spatula girl say!!!!!!!!!!!! Shampoo shouted

"For playing with Shampoo's feelings, Prepare to Die!!!!!" Mousse shouted

"Long no Baka!!!!!!!!!!" Akane shouted with a mallet in each hand

"Fool sorcerer, release thy hold ony Akane and the Pigtail One, Strike Strike
Strike!!!!!!!" shouted Kunou

"Wait wait, it was all a joke.  I'm wearing glasses, you wouldn't hit a guy
with glasses would you?" Long pleaded

Later that day in the hospital, "I guess so!!!!!"

Hope you all like the joke for this joyous April Fools that is everyone but
me.  Oh the hospital bills and I still have not heard from Nabiki, Argggggg.