I AM THE OTAKU
By El Careca
Sung to the tune of The Beatles' "I Am The Walrus" (Lennon/McCartney)
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	DISCLAIMER: Captain Tsubasa, YYH, Ranma 1/2, Saint Seiya,
Sailor Moon, Shurato, Samurai Troopers and "I Am The Walrus" don't
belong to me. No copyright infraction intended.
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Golden Combi dribbling everything in sight in their way to the goal.
See Akane kicking hard Ranma's ass, see how he flies.
He's crying.

Kurama and Hiei, what's with them after all?
Bad boy Urameshi, carrot-top Kazuma
Man, you should have seen them fighting, trying to survive.

I am the good guy, they are the bad guys, I am the otaku!
Reicohadouken!

Seiya bleeding so much and so quickly, he could as well die from
drowing.
Kojiro is on the ground, his fans can't believe in their own eyes.
They're crying, they're crying...
They're crying, they're crying.

Pretty Sailor Senshi, masters of the make-up power.
Shampoo and Ukyou, running after Ranma.
Man, you should have seen Akane, anger in her eyes.

I am the good guy, they are the bad guys, I am the otaku!
Aurora Thunder!

Genzo sitting in the bench, waiting to go and play.
He won't wait so long, Morisaki just can't stop any ball.

I am the good guy, they are the bad guys, I am the otaku!
Super Tiger Kick!

Shurato, will you never kiss Hakeshi?
Please, don't make her wait too long.
It's very hard to be a Brazilian otaku, the stations don't care.
I'm crying.

Samurai Troopers, I can't understand a thing.
Troublemaker Usagi, stubborn Rei Hino.
Man, you should have seen them arguing about each other's dress.

I am the good guy, they are the bad guys, I am the otaku!
Lunar Prism make-up!

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	Ok, guys, hold the tomatoes. I'm alergic.

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El Careca (a.k.a. Nicholas Urameshi)
elcareca@geocities.com
http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Stage/5966/
ICQ# 2362435
(Can ICQ at ICQ?) :-)
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	"Whoops, I forgot to brush my teeth... Wait a minute, I'll
come back soon!" -- Kazuma Kuwabara, a very brave warrior, running
away from a fight he can't win...
	{Kuwabara: "What?!? Take that back, idiot!"
	 El Careca: "Shut up, or I'll write a erotica fanfic with you
and Hiei..."
	 Kuwabara (scared): "OK, I quit!"}

	(sorry by copying from Xmas, Kristin!)
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        "I'm a warrior. Many battlefields fit for me. And the soccer
field is just one of them. And one of the best."
                                        -- Nicholas Urameshi
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