Angus MacSpon <macspon@ihug.co.nz> wrote:

   "That's right!" burst out Ranma.  "I hate it!  I never wanted to
be a martial artist at all!  I always wanted to be --"  He ripped
open his chinese shirt, revealing a tartan shirt beneath.  "To be --"
He put on an odd-looking hat.  "To be -- a LUMBERJACK!
   "Leaping from tree to tree --"

Okay... who volunteers to write THIS songfic? :-)

Well, I have the Monty Python songbook. =)
Azusa-chan