Matthew Lewis <maybeso@ican.net> wrote:

	Anyway, Ranma and Shampoo got married, and due to another miracle from
Ukyo, Mousse gave up on Shampoo and married Kodachi, who adapted his Hidden
Weapon style to her Rhythmic Gymnastics. Ukyo was beautified, and had a
Papal investigation, which found the two events (Ranma's being saved by
Shampoo, and Mousse's marriage) to be miracles, and Ukyo was canonised in
due time, becoming a saint in truth.

This was a pretty funny parody. Here's an idea for how you could
continue it:

Ranma and Shamps wake up in their bed as a beam of light streaming
through the window coalesces into the form of Ukyo. She tells them that
she's there as a messenger from heaven, and that Shampoo is hereby
instructed to go and marry Konatsu or feel the force of the Holy
Spatula. Ranma, she says, is to marry Ukyo posthumously, and to spend
his life travelling throughout Japan, hunting down the people who made
fun of her when she was in grade school.

Shampoo then accuses Ukyo of using her new status to carry out her
personal vendetta. She observes that the Ukyo in this story has gone
from being unselfish and kind-hearted to being as greedy, manipulative,
and tempramental as anyone else.

"Simple," Ukyo's manifestation says. "I've been canonized!"


CANON-ized, get it?

[Gary runs as he's chased by several people weilding replicas of the
Holy Spatula]


Gary Kleppe
http://www.execpc.com/~kleppe/comics