Evil Intents
A Yu Yu Hakusho / X-Files / Ranma 1/2 Crossover
By El Careca
Part 2 of ?
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DISCLAIMER: YYH belongs to Yoshihiro Togashi, Ranma 1/2
belongs to Rumiko Takahashi and X-Files belongs to Chris Carter. No
copyright infraction intended.
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11/15/97 - 15:00
Rey's Grandfather's Training Dojo
Mulder, Scully and Urameshi are having lunch.
-- Now PLEASE explain. -- Mulder says to Nicholas.
-- Why did I call you here or about my powers?
-- Both.
-- Well, some people in Japan has awesome powers. I am one of
this people, but my power is limited compared with the others. My
cousin, for example. Yusuke Urameshi. He controls an energy called
Lei, or Rei, and release it in the form of a powerful blast.
-- Like in Street Fighter? Please... -- Scully mocked.
-- Don't mock, Agent Scully. There's more. There are the
youkai.
-- Isn't youkai an Japanese word for demon?
-- Exactly. There are youkai reincarnated in the human world,
or doomed to live here because of crimes committed in the Makai.
-- Makai?
-- Dark World. Home of the demons.
-- I think I have heard enough. -- Scully said.
-- Why? Don't you believe? -- Nicholas asked.
-- With all the things I have seen with Mulder, I don't know
what to believe anymore. But all ths stuff makes my stomach seriously
queasy...
-- That's the common reaction. And now, why I called you here.
Some friends of mine have disappeared, ahnd most of them are
superhumans. I need you to help me find them. Please.
-- But you couldn't take care of this alone, since you're
superhuman too?
-- It's not that simple. As I said, I'm not so powerful. And
I believe that the enterprise called Biotek Laboratories kidnaped them
to make... experiments.
Mulder and Scully looked at each other.
-- We will confirm your story. We'll come back here tomorrow
and see what we can do, OK? -- Mulder said.
-- OK. Thank you, agents.
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16:00
Tendou Anything Goes Martial Arts Training Hall
The doorbell rang.
-- I'll open it! -- Ranma-chan shouted.
Ranma-chan opened the door, revealing the two agents.
-- Nice to see you again, Mister, I mean, Miss Ranma Saotome.
-- YOU! AGAIN? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
(El Careca's note: Didn't understand? Read "Mulder 1/2", by
Lisa Cox and Janean Scheifley)
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16:45
Ranma is back to his normal (?) form.
-- Wow, what a weird story. -- he said.
-- And I tend to believe on this one. -- Mulder said.
-- You tend to believe on everything, Mulder. -- Scully said.
-- You are impossible today, don't you know?
-- Who is there, Ranma? -- Akane shouted from the kitchen.
-- Agents Scully and Mulder, Akane!
-- What happened this time? Did anybody fall in a cursed
spring again? -- Akane asked, popping her head out of the kitchen.
-- Looks like it's worst than that. By the way, it's worst
that
the bread you are baking.
-- How did you know I'm baking bread?
-- I can tell it from the smoke. It's the same smoke that came
out from the kitchen the last time you overbaked a bread.
-- OH, MY GOD! MY BREAD!
Mulder struggled to hold a laugh, but couldn't make it.
-- I'll teach you not to laugh at my cooking, Ranma! -- Akane
shouted.
-- WAIT! I DIDN'T...
A pan fled out of the kitchen, missing Ranma and striking
Mulder's face.
-- Justice is made... -- Ranma mocked.
-- Ouch! Do I deserve it? The laugh was unknowingly! -- Mulder
complained. -- Changing the subject, do you confirm Nicholas' story?
-- Sure. I'm a superhuman myself.
-- I don't agree. -- Akane shouted from the kitchen -- You
have a subhuman intelligence.
-- Say it in front of me if you have the guts!
-- OH, YEAH? -- Akane came out of the kitchen and lowered his
head next to Ranma, almost touching his forehead. -- I SAID YOU HAVE A
SUBHUMAN INTEL -- Ranma interrupted Akane with a LOOOOOOOOOOONG kiss
on her lips. Akane got sort in the floor.
-- Disgusting, but works everytime. -- Ranma said wiht a big
smile on his face, showing his teeth.
-- Disgusting? -- Mulder started to mock Ranma.
-- Mulder, no jokes... -- Scully said. But Mulder doesn't hear
and keeps going:
-- You think a kiss like that is disgusting? -- Ranma's face
starts turning red.
-- Mulder... -- Scully said again, in a menacing voice. Mulder
doesn't hear it again:
-- WE-ELL, it looks like your Ranma-chan side is appearing. --
Ranma's face turns purple.
-- Sorry, Mulder, but YOU DESERVE IT! -- Scully shouted. Ranma
and Scully, at the same time, kicked Mulder's face head (Who do they
think they are? Tsubasa?) so strong that his body fled away and
crashed into the wall.
-- WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE? -- A voice shouted from the outside.
And then a punch destroyed the door.
-- What's going on here, after all? -- It was Yusuke Urameshi
(finally, huh? It was starting to look like it wasn't a Yu Yu Hakusho
story...)
-- Urameshi! Why did you break in like that? -- Ranma said,
angry.
-- Uh... I heard shouts.
-- Get out of here before I destroy you.
-- Not before I talk with the agents. THEY KIDNAPPED MY
COUSIN!
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The plot thickens... C&C and rotten eggs to
elcareca@geocities.com.
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El Careca (a.k.a. Nicholas Urameshi)
elcareca@geocities.com
http://www.geocities.com/Broadway/Stage/5966/
ICQ# 2362435
(Can ICQ at ICQ?) :-)
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FROM "The truth is out there..." PARODY ARCHIVE
"The truth is out there... Scully, do you remember the URL?"
"If the truth is out there, what are YOU doing inside here?"
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"Whoops, I forgot to brush my teeth... Wait a minute, I'll
come back soon!" -- Kazuma Kuwabara, a very brave warrior, running
away from a fight he can't win...
{Kuwabara: "What?!? Take that back, idiot!"
El Careca: "Shut up, or I'll write a erotica fanfic with you
and Hiei..."
Kuwabara (scared): "OK, I quit!"}
(sorry by copying from Xmas, Kristin!)
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"I'm a warrior. Many battlefields fit for me. And the soccer
field is just one of them. And one of the best."
-- Nicholas Urameshi
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