{Music: 'Song 2', Blur}
[As the screen lights up, we see a big screen like in 'Virtuosity', and a
somewhat familiar man seemingly pops out of the screen as the narrator
speaks]
Narrator(VO): Tatsu 6.7. A digital composite of 183 self-insertion
antific characters and Quake LPBs.
Tatsu6.7: I think I'm going to like it here.....
Narrator(VO): He's going to try to end the Revenge Wars for _both_
sides..
[SD versions of the 'Otaku Leap' guys watch helplessly as Chris Davies is
riddled with bullets by Tatsu 6.7, who is looking a lot like both Nav
_and_ Flynn right now.]
SD AndrewHuang: Oh, My God!! They killed Chris Davies!!
SD Lurker: You Bastards!!
SD God-Boy:(muffled by armor)
SD Lurker: That was SICK, dude!
SD Flashman: BEEEEEEEFFCAAAKE!!!!!!
Narrator(VO): And now, only one man can stop him.....
[At a maximum security banlist somewhere in the FFM headquarters, We see
SD CALF Productions standing at a counter. Switch is on the other side.]
SD Lurker: We want to see an inmate....The only one who can stop that
thing....
Switch: Why don't you ask Mr. Hat, children?
[zoom in to Mr. Hat, Switch's handpuppet(Looks a LOT like NomaD).]
SD Lurker: oh, man....
[finally, the group gets in and sees their saviour, restrained Hannibal
Lecter-style.]
Narrator(VO): ....Ryoucilo.
Ryoucilo: Hey, guys! 
SD Flashman: This is seriously F+cked up, right here.
SD Andrew: Hey!!! That's my line!
SD Lurker: Shut up! (To Ryoucilo) We need you to go and, like,  kick
Tatsu's ass, dude.
Ryoucilo: Only if I get a Ryoga/Ranko lemon.
All(except Ryoucilo): *massive Facefault*
Ryoucilo:Hey, could one of you two wipe my nosebleed for me? It's kind of
hard to in a straitjacket, heheh-uh, guys?
Narrator(VO): The multiverse will never be the same....

COMING THIS SUMMER..............

E^H^H^Hyrie  Productions, Unlimited. Proudly Resents

A Bailesu Production of a Ryoucilo Film of PMasters Productions'
rendition of Cap'n Bungie's concept taken from a movie that was on NBC a
few months back that coincidentally gave Megane 6.7 half his nick a while
back

Ranma 1/2:
The Fanfic:
The Movie

Run for your lives!! Run, while you still can!!!

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