A very silly crossover.

               Ranma stood at the top of the bamboo pole, looking at the
bubbling pond he had just knocked his father into. 
               "SIR! VERY BAD YOU FALL IN SPRING!" This from the guide. 
               "Aw, lighten up, it's just a bit of water..." he trailed
off as the waters seethed, and the form of a panda leapt out, and
balanced on another pole.         
               "Look out, sir. That was pool of steroidal Panda. Anyone
who fall in one of these pools takes form of thing that drowned there."
               "WHAT!?"
               The panda leapt forwards; Ranma was slightly higher than
his father, and was kicked upwards and away. This being an anime
universe, he flew an obscene distance... over a hill. The power of the
blow was intense, due to the steroidal nature of the Panda. The Guide
took one look at the direction Ranma was heding and nearly had a heart
attack. "NO! SIR _VERY_VERY_VERY_VERY_ BAD YOU GO THAT WAY!"
                As Ranma flew, he saw a number of armed guards, and a
_lot_ of barbed wire fence. Then he saw a lake in the distance. He hit
the lake. 
                As Ranma rose out of the water, the Guide screeched up
on his motorbike. "Ohh, sir, very tragic story. This pool cursed for
fifteen thousand year."
                Ranma looked down at himself. He was about a hundred
meters tall, and white of skin. Snow white. Lookin at his reflection, he
saw that the only features he had were a triangle on his face, seven
eyes, and a mouth.
                "You first in seven thousand years to find
Angellichuan..."