Well, everyone knows that Jeff can really turn out the fanfics when he's
in the mood, but many people have asked how in the world he manages to
write so incredibly fast.

	I have discovered his secret power! He was unable to hide it from ME!

	Bwahahahahahahaha!


	Here's a header from a recent letter of his about me and some of the other
self-insert writers to the list and to God-boy... Note the _date_!


From: jeffwong@li.net (OneShot)

To: Christopher J Angel

Cc: ffml@fanfic.com

Subject: Re: [FFML] REALLY sorry.....

Date: Wed, 22 Mar 2000 09:15:23 GMT

	YES! That's RIGHT, folks! Jeff is actually a time-traveler from the
future! He takes his time, writing his fanfic at his lesure, polishing them
to his personal satisfaction. Then he travels BACK in time to post them to
the list at short intervals, making it LOOK like he can write a fanfic a week!

	He's got a two YEAR headstart on us, folks.. we need to squeeze the secret
of his time travel out of him, and use it only for Truth, Justice, and the
Anime Way of Life!

	<evil grin>

	And that's my bit o' humor/info/spam for the entire month. To make my
amends with White Wolf, here's some legitimate announcements.

	The MST'ing of Bubblegum Zone 1, first chapter, is finished. As soon as I
write an introduction for it, it will be posted. Bert's already seen it,
and his responce was 'Hah! Ha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.. <thud>'. (He laughed his
head off.)

	The next chapter of Mi Vida Loco is ready for proof-reading, and will be
posted sometime in April.

	I'm still awaiting the most recent diagnosis from my doctors. One, Dr.
Ewing, seems firmly convinced that my 'stroke' (his emphasis, not mine)
wasn't actually a stroke, but the opening symptoms in a developing case of
Multiple Sclerosis. I'm awaiting the results from the MRI scan and the
blood tests as I type this.

	That's about it for now. You don't need to send condolences, folks.. by
this point the past year has pretty much numbed me. As Sean Gaffney said to
me the other night when we were at KawaiiMUCK talking fanfics, "Damn, Kick,
you have the worst f*cking karma I've ever seen!"

	Who knows? Maybe he was right without knowing it. Wonder what the hell I
must have done in a previous life to get hit like this? Must have been one
hell of a crime.

	Anyway.. like I said, expect both the MST'ing, and the next chapter of MVL
to ht the list sometime in April.

	Take care, everyone. And be careful out there.

	Ed Becerra


	"Dreamers may die, but the Dream is eternal.."