A Totally Non-sensical Tripe production

Of an AUHP film

Ranma 1/2 the fanfic movie

Ralph and Jeff were rooting through the mountain of scripts. They really
were surprised at the amount of screenplays sent in, but this was after all
the biggest movie of the year (at least in anime fanfics that is) and every
two bit fanfic author wanted their name up on the big screen.
Ralph picked up a book that was about five hundred pages long and he 
said to Jeff, "Hey Jeff look at how long this screenplay is!"
Jeff said,"Well, what's it about?"
Ralph looked at the cover and said,"The title is 'Why Ukyo is the best
fiance and Akane is just a violent tomboy bitch who is keeping Ranma away
from his destiny with Ukyo.' "
"Uh, I think we should skip that one."
"Right."
Jeff picked up a script and leafed through it. He immediately dropped it and
yelped,"Ack!"
Ralph said,"What's the matter?" 
Jeff turned pale as he said,"This-this is sick! It has a sex scene between
Ms.Hinako and Soun!"
"So what?"
"In her child form!"
Ralph yelled,"Throw it away! Throw it away!"
Jeff tossed the script into the trash can and they went back to rummaging
through
the scripts again. Ralph picked one up, but threw it away when he found out
it 
was merely a Final Fantasy strategy guide with some of the Ranma characters
thrown in. Jeff found one, but immediately got rid of it when he saw that it
was called ,'Sasuke turns up the heat on Kodachi'.
All of the scripts sucked for the most part. Especially the one with the
Kuno and
Nabiki sex scene in it.(Although the two were curious how anyone could do
what
was described in the script with a bokken.)
Jeff and Ralph were about to give up when Ralph came upon a script hidden in
the
pile. 
Ralph shouted out,"Oh my god! Jeff look who wrote this!"
Jeff rushed over and saw who the author was and shouted,"Jesus! I can't
belive 
he would take out the time to write it!"
"I don't even have to look at this to know it'll be a hit!"
"Of course it will be a hit! This guy is like the best writer in the whole
world!"
"Yeah! We're gonna be rich! And it's all thanks to him..."
"Yeah, what a great guy."
Jeff and Ralph gazed at what was obviously a masterpiece and would make them
both millionaires. They would always be grateful to the great and benevolent
writer who gave them the screenplay. They would always wonder how they could

ever repay the genius known as Ryoucilo for his work of art.

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.