Okay, lets try my hand at crossovers again, shall we?  Sorry its been so
long since I submitted (a whole few days!) but I've been busy reading e-mail
and fanfics.  Lemme know what you think.  Except you, otoo-san!  Quit
e-mailing me!  (Otoo-san no baka ^_^;)
Azusa-chan



Azusa-chan
mimzy@ix.netcom.com
A Ranma / Cutey Honey crossover =)

Ranma 1/2 is the property of the wonderful Rumiko Takahashi.
All rights reserved.
Cutey Honey is the property of Go Nagai.
All rights (still) reserved.

*****Lovely Warrior in Nerima*****
Part One:
Honey Flash!

Ranma and Akane were walking to school, just minding their own
business, when they saw a bare breasted female demonic looking
thing chasing a pretty, blonde girl.  She was wearing a pink
and white vest shirt and a *very* short white skirt.
   She was yelling something at it, and it didn't sound very
ladylike.  And she didn't seem as afraid as she probably should
be.
   "Don't just stand there, Ranma!  Lets go help her!" Akane
shouted at her fiancee.
   They both ran in the direction of the girl and the...thing.
Ranma landed a kick from behind, Akane hit it with her mallet
from the front.  The demon-ish, generally icky thing roared in
pain.
   "Get out of the way!" the girl yelled.  "This one's mine!
Honey Flash!" she yelled.  She floated in the air, and her
clothes flew off, and Akane ran over to Ranma and covered his
eyes.
   Clothes flew onto the girl.  The outfit was very tight,
hugging each and every curve.  The top of it was blue and
sleeveless, the bottom was red.  There was a strategically
placed opening, flashing acres of cleavage.
   Now, instead of long blonde hair, she had short red hair...
and a sword?!  Akane kept Ranma's eyes covered.
   "Lovely warrior, Cutey Honey-san!" the girl proclaimed.
   "What's going on!  Hey!  Akane!"  Ranma grabbed her wrist
and uncovered his eyes.  He got a good look at the girl, then
decided to let Akane continue covering his eyes.  His cheeks
were red.
   The girl and the thing fought.  Honey threw attacks like
'Honey Boomerang' and 'Silver Floret.'  She won in the end,
and the creature bitched the whole way to hell.
   The girl reverted back to her previous outfit, and Akane
uncovered Ranma's eyes.  "Uhm..." Ranma said.  "Who are you?"
   "Ahahaha!  I'll give you this little momento for...Oh,
sorry.  I'm used to the people I'm fighting against asking me
that, not normal people."  She smiled.  "I'm Kisaragi Honey."
She bowed.  "Who are you?  And could you possible tell me
where I am?"
   "I'm Tendou Akane," Akane said.
   "I'm Saotome Ranma," Ranma said.  "And you're in Nerima."
   "Damn," Honey said.  "I guess I'll just stick around here
until some of my friends come to take me home."  She shrugged.
"I'm glad, actually.  I heard reports that there was an actual
youma around here.  Steals underwear, I believe."
   :Oooh boy,: Ranma thought.  :Just what we needed.  A busty
woman seeking out the master pervert.:
   "I'm sure it would be okay with Father if you stayed with
my family," Akane said.  "Come on, we'll even enroll you in
school so you have something to do during the day."
   "Thank you very much, Akane-san," said Honey, following her
two new friends.

"We have a new student today," said adult Hinako-sensei.  "This
is Kisaragi Honey-san.  Kisaragi-san, why don't you go take a
seat by Akane and Ranma, since you know them."
   Honey smiled and walked over to her new friends.  They
smiled back.  Honey was suddenly surrounded by boys wanting to
date with her.  "Sorry, boys," she said, "but my heart already
belong to another."
   All the boys went back to their seats, disappointed, some
almost in tears.

Honey ate lunch with Akane and Ranma, who were getting along
fairly well.  They ate in the shade of a tree out by the pool.
They were talking and having a fairly good time.
   "Oh, there's someone we should warn you about," Ranma began.
   Kunou, faithful to his usual bad timing, came by with roses
in hand.  "Ah, beautiful Honey.  A woman with beauty beyond
all.  I shall honour you by allowing you to date with me!"
   "Well, speak of the devil," Ranma mumbled.  "Get lost,
Kunou," Ranma said.
   "Ah!  I see how it is.  You love her as well!  You cretin!"
Kunou was fuming.  "It is not enough that you have Akane and
the pony-tail girl held captive, but you must add the sweet
and lovely Honey to your list of conquests?!  This I cannot
allow!  I shall smite thee!"
   Kunou went at Ranma, who was still sitting down against the
tree.  When Kunou was right in front of him, he planted a foot
in Kunou's stomach and launched him directly into the pool.  He
used just the right amount of force that the water didn't get
on him or the girls.
   Kunou floated unceremoniously to the surface, facedown.
   "Kunou, you've really gotta work on your technique."  Ranma
and Akane both sighed.  Honey just sat there with an eyebrow
raised.  "Don't mind him," Akane said.  "He's a little...full
of himself."
   "So I see."

Akane realized a short time afterwards how much of a mistake
it may have been inviting Honey to stay with them.  The
warning signs were right there.
   When they got home from school that day, Happosai was just
coming back from stealing panties around the neighborhood.  He
took one look at Honey and let out a whistle.  "Sweet thing!
Now who might you be?"
   "I'm Kisaragi Honey.  And you are...Eek!"
   "Ooh, right you are!" Happosai said, his voice muffled, his
face planted unceremoniously between Honey's perfect bosoms.
"Sweet as honey!"
   "You must be that youma I heard about!"  Honey ripped the
old man off of her chest, brining most of the front of her
shirt with it.  "I know how to deal with youma's."

Authors Notes:
Haha, Happosai just may have met his match!  I don't know yet,
it depends on my mood when I (finally) start on the next part.
I really don't know how this is going to turn out, but I think
I may bring Danbei in somewhere to have a little spat with
Happosai for groping at *his* Honey-chan! =)  I dunno, what
do you guys all think?