In development, people.
Here's something to tide you over.
-rod
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Around Ukyou's, there was ocne again the large crowd of
people gathered at her okonomiyaki shop. They weren't there
for the food, though they certainly did buy a fair enough
amount to keep her happy. They were there to watch another
installment of "The Real World: Tokyo".
At first, it was a bit annoying having her rivals there
every week, but they _were_ buying stuff from her so that
made things tolerable.
And then the Furinkan High crowd in general started
joining in. Hiroshi, Daisuke, Sayuri, Yuka and all the
others began making it a point to be at Ukyou's every Friday
evening to catch the show.
There were very perilous moments where extreme property
damage risk jumped up, like when that hussy Nuku kissed
Ranma. Ukyou dented her stove in rage, and the others were
in a far more volatile mood.
Nabiki still hadn't found out where Ranma was, and this
was irritating everyone even more.
However, nothing could be done until Nabiki came through,
so they had to settle for watching Ranma every week with two
beautiful girls (not as beautiful as them, of course), and
a cute girl that could turn into a sexy woman (not as cute
or sexy as any of them, of course).
"QUIET!" yelled Ukyou. "SHOWTIME!"
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http://www.uh.edu/~rpm/sw1.htm
=The [sur]Real World=
Writer: RpM
Story Concept: Isabel A. "Izzy-chan"
Advisory Board: The Fanfic ML
-M- Productions
PART 7
Love Is In The Air
or
That Introspection Thing
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[picture of the house from the front, with all seven of the
cast members standing in front of it.]
Voiceover: You've seen them at work
[clip of Ataru zooming down a street, delivering takeout.]
Voiceover: You've seen them at play.
[clip of Ataru bowling, hitting a strike]
Ataru: YES!
Voiceover: You've seen them at home.
[clip of Ranma in the kitchen]
Ranma: Hey man, we're outta soda!
Ataru: (off screen) Go out and buy some more!
Ranma: YOU go get it, ya lazy bum! You were probably the one
that finished it!
Voiceover: You've seen passion.
[clip of Nuku kissing Urd]
[clip of Nuku kissing Ranma]
[clip of Nuku kissing Kyosuke]
[clip of Nuku kissing Ataru]
[clip of Nuku kissing Washu]
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It is said Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.
The women of Ukyou's weren't exactly scorned, but their
fury was really close...
"Mark another one," said Hiroshi.
Daisuke went to the nearby chalkboard and put another mark
next to the words 'RANMA OFFENDING ALL THE GIRLS'.
There were plenty of marks there.
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Voiceover: You've seen conflict.
[clip of Ataru being punched through a wall by Nuku]
[clip of Ataru hung by his feet from a branch from a tree]
Voiceover: You've even a little of their hidden side.
[clip of Mamoru in a tuxedo, frozen in a block of ice]
Ataru: (off camera) Heya, Tux-boy!
Voiceover: But you haven't seen the world from their point
of view... until tonight.
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(scene: an empty room, curtain hanging in the background,
with a single chair in it. Ranma is currently
sitting in it, looking a bit nervous.)
Ranma: Um, gosh. (scratches the back of his head nervously)
It's... been kinda neat, I guess. I mean, it's the
first time I've lived without my pop, y'know?
The roommates... the other guys... yeah, I guess
they are kinda weird. But I'm used to weird.
Really.
======================== flashback ========================
Scene: Living room. Washu, Ataru, and Ranma are lounging
around.
Ataru: So this Tenchi guy, he's got two girls after him?
A pirate and a princess?
Washu: Mm-hm.
Ataru: That's nothing. I've got... let's see... Oyuki-chan,
Ran-chan <for a moment, Ranma looks somewhat ill>,
Benten-chan, Sakura-chan, Ryuu-chan, Shinobu-chan...
Ranma: Yeah, right.
Ataru: <grinning confidently> You're just jealous.
Ranma: Oh yeah?! I've got Ukyou, and Kodachi, and Shampoo,
and-
Ataru: S'cuse me, did you just say Shampoo?
Ranma: Yeah. She's a bit of a ditz, but...
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"Foot into mouth, a-one more time," said Ukyou.
"Husband pay for stupid mouth," snarled Shampoo.
"He can have all as far as I'm concerned," huffed Akane.
"He's so dead," said Nabiki dryly.
"What's the foot-in-mouth tally so far?" asked Hiroshi.
Daisuke went over to a chalkboard nearby. "Um...
that'll be fourty."
======================== flashback ========================
Scene: Bowling alley. All seven roommates are there,
dressed in traditional 'bowling alley' garb.
Ranma: Hey Nuku, your turn.
Nuku-Nuku: Hai!
<Nuku-Nuku picks up a bowling ball, then looks at the
bowling pins. For a moment there is a short flicker of
laser light from one of Nuku's eyes, then she throws the
ball down the alley. It flies straight from her hand to the
pins, not touching the wood, and smashes into the pins.
There's a spectacular crash and some wood chips fly into the
air.>
Ranma: Um... Nuku?
Nuku-Nuku: Hm?
Ranma: You don't havta throw it that hard.
Nuku-Nuku: Oooh.
======================== flashback ========================
Scene: The kitchen. Ranma, Kyosuke, and Ataru are sitting
around the table and looking stressed.
Ranma: What ELSE can go wrong?!?!
<There is a sudden POOF and RANMA becomes a small
disoriented wombat.>
Ataru: Uh oh.
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"Yea, others hath done unto him what he had done unto
others," said Kuno.
"Since when did he turn you into a wombat?" asked
Daisuke.
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- The (sur)Real World episode 7! -
- coming soon! -