Once in a great while, there comes a fight so big, so intense, that only 
a fanfic can contain it's greatness...

Thankfully, my writing talent sucks just enough that I can write that 
fight well!

Now, without further ado...

*POOF!!!*

"Me vs. THE CRACKPIPE!!!"

"Umm.... Isn't this where the narrator is supposed to chime in, talking 
about what I'm dressed like, and what the scenery is like?"

"Normally, yes, but you forgot that you have just inserted yourself into 
a fanfic.  There isn't anyone up there to narrate now."

"Well, what are you doing here?"

"Aren't you going to say who I am?"

"Why?"

"So that everyone reading this will know.  Honestly, if you are down 
here, that means there isn't anyone to write all the little things like 
'she said.' and 'he said.'"

"Oh.  Okay...  Folks, I am talking to Nabiki Tendo right now, and I 
shrugged my shoulders with the 'Okay' bit before."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"What the hell are you doing now, Jon?"

"What?  I wanted to see what a pregnant pause looked like....  Rather 
interesting if you ask me.  So, maybe I can send you up there to 
narrate?  Would you do that?"

"5000 yen, and you have a deal."

"Maybe before you go, we could do some naughty bits?  You know, if 
neither one of us say anything, they'll never know."

"15,000 for five minutes."

"Not too bad."

"American."

"What!?!"

"Hey, you want me to be a whore, fine.  But don't expect me to be 
cheap."

"Alright, alright... I get your point...  Here, have your five thou.  
Now get up there and narrate."

"Well, you kind of have to send me."

"Fine fine fine... Just go away before I lose any more money."

*POOF*

"Nabiki?  You there?" Jon said.

And yes, indeed, Nabiki was here.  But not for long.

"Nabiki?  What do you mean, not for long?  You are just supposed to 
narrate, and then come back.  Right?" Jon said.

Heh heh heh.

"Nabiki?  Damnit...."  Jon pounded his hand on a table, and caused the 
crackpipe he was supposed to fight to fall to the ground, shattering 
into a billion little pieces.

"Gee Nabs-chan, _THAT_ was an exciting bit don't you think?" Jon said.

"SARCASTICLY.  Geez, haven't you ever heard of adjactives... or would 
that an adverb?" Jon said.

*THE END, and if you think I'm going to stay here and take that 
Nabs-chan remark, you have got to be joking.*

"Nabiki!!  You can't leave me trapped in here!!!  No... Don't hit 
send... Please!  HEELLLLLP!!!!"
-- 
JD Farber
email: sabreb@erols.com
ICQ: 3378089

Wait a second....  That's not Suzaku...

It's a GIANT CHICKEN!!