I'm looking for a Ranma fanfic were Happosai takes Kasumi and Ranma when
they were first born.  I think Happosai made a deal with Genma and Soun
that he would take each of the families first born and train them in the
art, for not going with him on a training mission or they did something
to Happosai to make him angry.  If there is a web page for this can you
give it to me.

thats ranma 1/2 elseworlds #4: looking down the barrel of a glomp
its archived at:
http://www.tass.org/~rhea/Stories/elseworlds/Else4

and the elseworlds series web site is at:
http://www.tass.org/~rhea/old/elseindex.html