Folks, this is what happens when you hit the crackpipe before you
write a spamfic. ^_^

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The Eternal Lost Lurker
"My name is Don Roberto de Lurker. I am the
world's greatest fanfiction writer. I have written
more than 1,000 pages of fanfiction. 
--Okay, maybe not."
EternalLostLurker@worldnet.att.net
http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Garden/9502

"Having your humble pie and eating it too means
never having to say you farted." 
--From the book of Minako-isms
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