Chris: Alex is NOT a tramp!

	Oh, my, my. ^_^

begun September 1, 1997

Chris: [blinks]  'Drew, that's really pathetic.

	You're telling me....

Skuld: Oniichan, you've been working on Age of Evangelion 4 HOW long?

Chris: I'm waiting for the manga to reach that point.  [pause] Yeah, that's
it.

	Heh, heh, heh.
	Keep in mind, the manga in Japan has reached Asuka's arrival and
the dual battle against the 7th Angel (the one that splits). :)

 Reminder: There _are_ spoilers in here. Big time.

Chris: [frowns] Speaking of which, I better bounce that TtP insert off of
some people.  I don't know if my Thrid-Impact aftermath is OK.

	Which one? Or is it something you haven't released at all?

called "scumble" is the invention of Terry Pratchett, adapted a little
to my storyline.

Chris: You know, I've read one, count 'em, ONE of his works.  I don't see
the appeal.

	Which one? Some are far better than others.

 "I know. This is late. Very late. Several months in the writing. Shut
up already. I'm going, I'm going!"
 Type, type, type, type....

Chris: [grinning] See?  I know my friends.

	Sh'up. :P

 Ikari Gendou's mind rose through the layers of blessed unconsciousness
and emerged into wakefulness. He lay there quiescently, contemplating

Chris: [puts his hands over Skuld's ears] At this point, I'd like to inform
you of one of messages *I* got out of NGE.
Urd: This is something I'm going to hit you for, isn't it?
Chris: Maaaaybe.  Anyway, taking Gendou and Kaji into account, this show
told me that assholes get laid.  A lot.  Any time they want it, and
sometimes even when they don't.  [lets go of Skuld's head]

	Hey! This scene has nothing to do with that....

	<after much thwapping> 

Chris: [loocks at the thoroughly beaten Andrew]  I think we broke him.

	Oi!

Chris: [snaps his fingers] OH YEAH, this is the one where they're trying to
hook up Kensuke with Asuka!

	Mwa-ha-ha-ha....

Skuld: [scandalized] That's AWFUL!  What did poor Kensuke do to them?  He's
suck a nice, kawaii, sweet boy...he likes mecha....he's so dreamy!

	Hm! I wonder. :)

 "Hey! Don't go flashing those around this place! I have a reputation
to keep, you know!" Asuka hastily snatched them out of his hand. "Um.
Danke schoen."

Chris: 20 bucks says they're Sailor Moon tapes.
Urd/Skuld: No bet.

	I should make it something harder to guess, perhaps....

 "If you're trying to buy my favor, it won't work. But no, I'm fine.
Thanks anyway." Asuka stifled a second yawn.

Urd: Suspicious, isn't she?
Chris: This is Asuka.
Skuld: [wailing] Poor, poor Kensuke-kun!

	Don't worry, Skuld-chan. a) They may _try_ to set them up.... b)
You've got me thinking for an EVA/AMS cross. ^_^

 <*I am the beautiful sailor-suited warrior, Sailor Moon! And in the
name of the Moon, I will punish you!*>
 "Ahh...bliss."

Skuld: Why does everyone think liking Sailor Moon is so bad?

	Well...in Asuka's case, you know how she's trying to cultivate the
image of a mature female (and not quite succeeding)....

Chris: [dead serious] Urd, have you SEEN the figures of those girls?  They
make...well...YOU look underdeveloped.  [Gets *TWACK!*ed by Urd.]  Oww!
Umm...sorry?

Skuld: You deserved that.

	Yep. n.n
	Heh. New anime smiley for me.

 "Are you kidding? He's not going to find out about the plan until it's
too late. I mean, until he's participating." Rei smiled in a slightly
different manner.

Chris: How do girls do that, anyway?  I mean, it's like they know just how
to turn your knees to jelly.
Urd/Skuld: It's a secret.

	Ah, yes.... A girl's smile, a girl's hair, a girl's scent....

 "And I know that Asuka-chan isn't too fond of him either." Mental
note: resume heated philosophical debate about Sun Tzu later. "Touji-
kun's right...."

[Urd facefaults]
Chris: RIIIIIIIIIGHT.

	As has been pointed out to me by a few, it's actually a recycled
joke. I'm getting rid of it.

[Ominous music plays]

Skuld: [looks around] What happened to th

Chris: They sent Misaki after me again...[shudders]

	What's this?

Urd: I thought she was going to leave you alone if you got Magni off her
case.

Chris: She decided she LIKES Magni.  [shakes his head] Poor guy.  Poor
Azusa.

	Eh?

Shuffling out of a restaurant is a bit more dignified than running out,
and he certainly would have had a particular destination, ahem, in mind,
had he given in to his instinct this time around.

Urd: [leering] Said destination being a certain red-eyed, blue-haired mecha
jockey?

Chris: [sarastic] No, Urd, he's talking about Asuka.  Shinji's been
corresponding with Tenchi.  [*THWAP!*ed by Urd]  OWW!  Hey, what was that
for?

	Yeesh.

 Gendou nodded, and was silent for a while. "It is...good to hear
that."

Chris: O_O
Urd: O_O
Skuld: O_O;

	Hence, the next scene. :)

the unmanned glider's landing mechanisms. I guess you could say that
pigs have flown.*>

Chris: All together now?

[Urd and Skuld nod, and Andrew is simultaneously *THWAP!*ed by the trio.]

Chris: Smarten up.

	Ow!

 Gendou blinked. "Ah. My...apologies." He sobered quickly. "She was a
wonderful woman, scientist, and mother. Simply put."

Chris: [blinks, then shakes his head]  Clinton has nothing on that guy.

Skuld: You just KNOW that's going to get you in trouble, don't you?

	Hey, wait! You're Canadian! :)

 Hikari blinked. Word, apparently, got around fast.

Chris: Women's girlfriend network.  The CIA has NOTHING on them.

Skuld: [looks at him suspiciously] Have you been in the source code again?
You're not supposed to know about that.

	Heh!

 Hikari would have started edging towards the door, but again, Touji's
hand restrained her from moving. Touji said, "Ah, yeah...isn't she
great?" He gently elbowed his girlfriend to keep her from saying
something off.

Chris: O_O  How...ominous.

Urd: Didn't he say he was actually developing a plot?

Skuld: This doesn't feel right, ne Oniichan?

Chris: [nods] Indeed.  I suppose it may be necessary, but it sort of
undercuts the lightheartedness of this fic.  But then, the whole angel
attack did that as well.

	Remember, this is a semi-serious spoof.

 "...and she really liked the color purple," said Gendou.

 "Purple?" asked Shinji.

 "Purple," said Gendou. "And green, too."

 "Green?"

 "Green." And Unit 01 was supposed to be white, and it _was_ white,
until the day after the...accident. Stupid paint jobs never stayed on,
either. I hate purple.

[Urd and Skuld are holding Chris down, he's frantically trying to *THWAP*
Andrew.]

Chris: THIEF!

Skuld: [placating] Now, Oniichan, in yours REI liked purple, not Yui.

Chris: [pouting] It's STILL my idea.

	Keep in mind, Chris, that I started this waaaay back.
	This section, I wrote sometime in November/Decembere, during a
brief fit of creativity.
	It's safe to say we came up with it independently, yes?

 "Yeah, yeah. Heh, I think it would look better with a blue ribbon."

 "The last one _was_ blue."

 "There was another one?"

[Urd and Skuld are giggling]

Chris: [grudging smile]  Alright, THAT was good.

	Thankyeh! :)

<not sure if this is going to make it into this part--may be reserved
for a later chapter>

Urd: Wow....I WANT some of that!

Skuld: [nervous] Oniichan, that stuff doesn't really exist, does it?

Chris: [worried] I hope not.  [shakes his head] ANYWAY, I'd drop this
entirely, or use it later.  Doesn't really fit in with this,
and...well...it's a little TOO much plajurism (sp).

	Plagiarism.
	Thing is, though, the description of scumble here was entirely
mine. I only borrowed the _name_ of it, yes? :)
	Looks like this will be going into a later chapter, possibly the
one after the 14th Angel.

[Lights come up]

Urd: That's it?  GOOD!  Now, 'Niichan, tell me all about this Alex girl....

Chris: [whimper] Help...

	:) See you around. And good luck.

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