Lurker: <perks up slightly> Evanjellydonut? <leans over the screen,
blinks> "Evanjellydonut Hole"?

Hikaru: Jelly donuts don't have holes, do they?

Lurker: None that I've seen...

	Actually, they do. Little donut centers with a bit of jelly
squeezed into them. Quite delish.

The Sound and the Furry Productions, copyright Century of the

Fruitbat
Hikaru: ?_?
Lurker: Could be worse...
Hikaru: How so?
Lurker: Could be Century of the Llama...

	Pratchett ref, of course. ^_^ The "contemporary" stories on the
Disc, like the City Guard, the Witches, etc. (pretty much anything except
for Small Gods) takes place in the Century of the Fruitbat.

begun September 1, 1997

Lurker: A long-ass time ago, in a galaxy on the other side of
Uranus...

	No kidding. *sigh*

  Type, type, type, type....

Lurker: <suddenly holding a whip> Work harder, slave! Harder! HARDER!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Hikaru: <sweatdrop>

	Urk. ^^;;

  Ikari Gendou's mind rose through the layers of blessed

unconsciousness
Lurker: <grumbles> What's so blessed about it?

	Sleep is a gift from God. Definitely. :)

Neon Genesis Evanjellydonut Hole 3.5:
Family Can Get on One's NERVs

<Lurker and Hikaru groan> 
Lurker: Puns that bad should be illegal...
Hikaru: Anou, Lurker-kun...if they were, you'd be serving a life
sentence by now..

	Hey. If Gary can use them, so can I. :)

Lurker: 1000 yen says it's Bishoujo Senshi Sailormoon...

Hikaru: Nah. Probably Fushigi Yuugi.

	That one never even occured to me...interesting.

  "I'm beginning to think Misato is on the hospital kitchen's

payroll."
<Lurker and Hikaru ROFL>

	"What's on the menu?"
	"...'Fiesta Loaf'."
	"Huh? What is it...steak, chicken, or fish?"
	"Yes."

  "And I know that Asuka-chan isn't too fond of him either." Mental
note: resume heated philosophical debate about Sun Tzu later.

"Touji-

kun's right...."

Hikaru: <sweatdrop>

	Fing is, I used that joke already...in part 2. Hmm.

  "Working out the details, but yes. I have a plan." Rei smiled,

again.
Lurker: Rei...being devious...
Hikaru: It's scary...

	Veeeeery frightening.

considerable suspension of disbelief.

Lurker: Kinda like the phrases "Dan Quayle" and "projected winner in
2000"? 

Hikaru: Or "Umi-chan" and "loves Mokona"? 

Lurker: Exactly.

	Well, in the little Bonus Stage for volume 2 of the first manga,
Umi _is_ the one weeping for Mokona when she finds out the marshmallow can
never know the joys of delicious food....
	Eh. Nitpick. :)

Lurker: Yeah, and it might come out that Umi and Presea do S&M stuff
in secret...

	O_O

  <*--as it turned out, a small black piglet had gotten tangled up

with

the unmanned glider's landing mechanisms. I guess you could say

that

pigs have flown.*>

Lurker: <sweatdrop>
Hikaru: Somebody call 911...that joke was just murdered...

	Mwa-ha-ha-ha.

  "I am doing very well, thank you. I am gratified by your

concern,"

intoned Mari.

Lurker: ?_?

Hikaru: O_o

	Rampant speculation in the EVA ML. :) You should figure it out
shortly.

either. I hate purple.

Hikaru: ...uh oh...

Lurker: <begins glowing> He...said...

	Whoops. Run away! Run away!

  "The last one _was_ blue."

  "There was another one?"

Lurker, Hikaru: O_O

	Doesn't that hurt after a while? :)

drink called "scumble", though to many it is known as

"arghlhlhlglh"

after taking a liberal sip.

Lurker: <snicker>

	I must admit, this section was great fun to write.

"less than a". So, it would go without saying that Misato filled

two

glasses rather larger than a thimble, passed one to Kaji, and

slammed

hers down in unison with him.

Lurker: <sweatdrop> Leave it to Misato...

	Of course!

  "Squeak," she said, and fell over.

  "Squeak," he said, and set into something akin to rigor mortis.

<Lurker and Hikaru ROFL> 

Lurker: Nice work. Good to see you finally *doing* something...^_-

	Hey. ^_^

>From Andrew Huang, brought to you by his computer, Oddzilla
Oddzilla says, "Mmmmm...Evanjellydonut...."
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Harvard Anime Society, President