(Scene opens to Ranma and Ryoga sitting at a table, sifting through piles
of fanfics while sipping iced tea.)
Ranma: Aw, man. Ever since LaShawn's been engaged, she's been slacking off
on our reviews!
Ryoga: I don't know what you're talking about. I've been working my butt
off ever since she's been engaged. This rose-colored sword thing she's got
me doing with Ukyo is wearing me out, and only the first chapter's been put
out!
Ranma: Well, at least she's got us to decide on which fanfics to view now.
I don't know about you, but I'm just going to do one fic at a time. In
fact, I'm just gonna do this one, right here, and that's all! (holds up a
fanfic)
Ryoga: Do what you want. I gotta be on the Sword set in fifteen minutes,
and I still gotta get my make-up fixed. (Sigh) Foundation is such a pain.
Ranma: Heh, heh. Looks like this one's a short one too. It'll be a breeze.
Hmm, "The Right Choice, SKJAM! Version" Aww, this'll be a piece of cake!
(begins drinking his iced tea while looking over the fic.)
Ryoga: "The Right Choice". Isn't that the one where you plug in whoever you
want to be your fianc�e? So who did SKJAM! do?
(Ranma abruptly spews out his tea, directly onto Ryoga.)
Ranma: AUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! KUNO?!?!?! WHO DO HE THINK HE
IS?!?! I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!! AUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
(He speeds off. P-chan growls, then shuffles over and looks over the
fanfic. His eyes widen and he keels over on his back, bweeing over and
over. It takes a special kind of ear to realize that he's cracking up over
the fanfic.)
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/===\ LaShawn M. Taylor (tbone@ccm.net) MSTie#83924
|^ ^|\ (but not for long...)
\v/\| "I have to help him. You see, he's my fianc�!"
|\ -Akane, from an Akane to Remember...
\| "And there's a hope in my heart, and I believe a day is coming
when we'll never be apart.
Just to be where you are, and to spend my life with you would
be a perfect start."
-Phil Keaggy "Spend My Life With You"
T-bone Corporations * In Touch With Yours Truly * Merging soon with Wanak,
Inc.
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