From: H. Torrance Griffin <heretic@jhunix.hcf.jhu.edu>

I thought this up as a good natured little poke at Mr Barnes'
entire MWMW/CWCW continuity setup (summary: Ranma and Akane love each
other, but are running a scam on everyone to keep their fathers from
forcing them into marriage too early).  Personally, I think the little
setup below is about as possible as the one Barnes put together (no
offence, but managing to con _everyone_!?!).
That being said, now that I think of it the general setup (as
opposed to the details) below could in fact be mutually compatable with
Barnes' basic idea.  And no, I have no plans to continue it.

HTG (Ducking into Mega-Mallet Proof Bunker just in case)

<snip>

Shampoo merely gave an arrogant smirk as she said, "Make
meEEEEK! No fair! AIYA! Shampoo get- OOHH! -Sneaky Pervert- aaAAAaaa!
-Girl for this!...."

As things rapidly degenerated from there on the futon, in a
shadowed corner of the loft an extra chair whimpered in heartbroken
disbelief.

******

Beginning of the End

Heh. This is rich. I'd actually like to see this continued. I think it'd be
a scream.

Morpheus the Shaper