Teknos Warhammer presents
A Sailor Moon spamfic

Sailor MoonW

Written, directed, and completely botched by 

Christian Clark

(Believe it or not, you must fear me!)


Life was good to be evil. The Chaos from Galaxia was given its own body, 
the Dark Moon Circus was brought back together, Pharoh 90 and Mistress 9 
were revived, the Dark Moon family and Wiseman were brought back, and 
Beryl and Metallia with her sleezy Youma were on their way to join up 
with the other former foes of Sailor Moon. 

They were all in a portal heading towards Earth and soon enough, Sailor 
Moon would show her face and she would pay for what she did to all them. 
Youma sharpened their claws, Droids clicked their weapons to readiness, 
and all the other footsoldiers were ready to go postal. 

Right before them all, the gate stood open. And when they were ready to 
charge...

"HALT!!"

All the forces of evil stopped when a single shadow appeared at the 
gate. 

On the other side of the gate, another figure watched the first and had 
his hands clapped together, whispering, "Please do it right. Please."

"And just who do you think you are?" Beryl seethed. 

The shadow stepped forward and everyone prepared to strike. It appeared 
to be a young woman in a white suit. But before they could see her face, 
she tossed forth a coin and it landed into the coin slot of a Jukebox 
Droid. 

Then, the music began to play and an impendin sense of doom began to 
overcome the forces of evil as the figure began to dance. The pure speed 
and agility she appeared to have was inhuman. Yet, she did it anyway.

Several droids and youma charged to tear the figure apart, but her dance 
moves allowed her to move aside and whack the baddies out of exisitance. 
The brim of her hat prevented any and all from seeing her face or hair. 

Then the figure ran into the center of them and, twirled several times 
as she sung the final lyric.

"You've been dusted by, a Smooth Sailor!"

With that, she stomped and threw her fist upward and energies of any and 
all types erupted from below the forces of evil. 

With the only surviving baddie being Rubeus, he struggled to say before 
he died, "Who... who are you?"

The woman lifted her hat off, and a pair of Odango appeared. With 
several twists and turns she announced, 

"I am Sailor MoonWalker! Champion of Justice and Music!"

The other person sighed with relief, "Thank you... you got it right this 
time!"

"In the name of the MoonWalk." She appeared to do so and completed 
another turn. "I will punish you!"

The other figure clapped. "Great job!"

Serena smiled. "Thanks! I know I can't be Sailor Moon without klutzing 
it up, but this is much better."

The End

This is what happens when you watch too much VH-1.


Teknos Warhammer-
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-Crow T. Robot, MST3K, Invasion of the Neptunemen
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