This one popped into my mind it's a little dark, but i tried to make it a
bit fun.
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It started with a blast.

        Ranma lay dying in the hospital, his family surrounded him.
Akane, Shampoo, Ukyou and Kodachi hovering over him, all sniffling.

In the far back, stood Tatewaki, Soun, Genma, Ryouga, Happosai and colonge.
Soun was standing in a daze, bawling about legacy and honor while Tatewaki
and Ryouga stood there, smug.

"Harlequin! Where did you hide my beloved Pig Tailed goddess!"
Tatewake screamed, trying to grasp for ranma's neck.

Ukyou suddenly spoke up: "Ranma! please, before you die, tell us who you love"
Shampoo suddenly lightened up "Tell you love shampoo ranma!"

"Rrrrrrr" Ranma moaned. "Rrrrrr" again.
"Ranma, if you even say 'Rosebud' I will pull the plug!!"
"Rrrryyyyoouugaa!!!" and then, Ranma was gone.

The Fiance�'s Blinked dumbly then started running after a certained fanged
boy. Ukyou with her battle spatula ready, Shampoo with her bonibouri and Akane
ready with her Mallet. "IT CAN'T BE TRUE! GET HIM!"
A huge puff of smoke suddenly went up because of the speed of ryouga running.

Cologne Lowered her head "...He couldn't have left without taking down
somone with him, Could he?"


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This is my first little fanfic. im sure i got a name wrong.
        Anyways, an explination: No ranma isnt gay! he just wanted to get
ryouga Offed too. He couldn't leave the world without pissing SOMONE off,
now could he?

                           oderusu@mscomm.com
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...Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go read the Sociopath's Essential
   Guide to Life And How To Eradicate It.
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