Subject: [FFML] [SM][spamfic] Disturbed Domestics
From: LeVar Bouyer
Date: 3/13/1998, 10:26 AM
To: ffml@fanfic.com

>From the MSTing of Mama's Hand:

<begin>
As she entered the kitchen, Usagi heard Maia saying, "Is this your
mommy, Chibi-Usa-chan? She doesn't look like Sailor Moon." Usagi's eyes
swung over to Chibi-Usa who was standing beside Maia.

[All:(Trying to imagine Ikuko in a Sailor fuku) NAAAAH!
Flashman: Some story ideas are too weird to explore.]
 
Agreed, there are somethings that just weren't meant to be explored.
<end>

The hell they aren't.


=================

	"WAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!  I'm late!"

	Typhoon Usagi raced out the door at her habitual speed of 200
kilometers per hour, leaving a nice healthy air displacement in her wake.
Ikuko, Kenji, and Shingo Tsukino simply sat at the breakfast table and
watched.

	"There's something you never get used to," said Kenji calmly,
sipping at his black tea.

	"Hai," replied his wife.  "More sugar for your tea?"

	"Hai, arigato."

	It was a typical breakfast: first Shingo left for his elementary
school, and then Kenji left for his strangely amorphous job that Ikuko
knew nothing about.  Then it was just her and Usagi's rather ill-tempered
cat, alone in the rather well-to-do house that sat in the shadow of a
high-rise.

	Ikuko popped upstairs to see the cat dozing around in Usagi's
room, which was a mess as usual.

	Yep.  Time to get to work.

***

	It was a fairly average day.  The call came in from Kenji's office
at about 11 am.

	"Ikuko!"

	"Hai?" she responded immediately, pulling her communicator from
her apron.  She looked aorund quickly to make sure the cat wasn't around.
Wouldn't do for her to find out about her, and it would be even worse if
the cat told Usagi.

	"Big trouble.  We've got a youma rampage in Akihabara."

	She looked at the clock.  "And Usagi-chan won't have lunch for
another hour or so.  Guess that means we've got to take care of it."

	"As always.  I'm already on my way there."

	"So am I.  Love you!"

	"Love you too."  The connection closed.  Ikuko took a deep breath;
this was the part she always liked the most.

	"SENIOR MOON POWER, MAKE-UP!"

	The usual assortment of lights and colors surrounded her (now
nude) form, and when it was over, the blue-haired woman stood in her
kitchen, replete with short skirt, large bows, sailor collar, and in fact
looking a lot like a 30 year old version of Sailor Moon, minus the long
ponytails and odango.

	Sailor Senior Moon had made the scene.

***

	A couple minutes later she had run to Akihabara.  As Kenji had
told her, a youma was sapping the energy from hundreds of executives.  In
fact...there he was, atop a lamppost.

	"Tuxedo Kenji-sama!"

	From nowhere, a Spanish-flavored band played background music as
Tuxedo Kenji's cape blew in the wind.  "Ah, my dear wife.  We join once
again to vanquish those who oppose love and justice."

	She nodded.  "Hai!  For love and parenting, I am the pretty sailor
suited mother Sailor Senior Moon.  And in the name of the Moon, I will
punish you!"

	It was butt-kicking time.


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	There is a lesson here.  One: don't challenge fanfic writers;
we're demented enough already and there's no telling what we'll do.  Two:
I have *got* to stop reading the FFML in the morning, or else I'll
probably write another fic like this and I'll scare myself.

	When I read the "Ikuko in a sailor suit" line, I was turned off as
well...until I realized that that could solve another problem, namely why
the youma never attack while the senshi are in school.  The answer: they
*do*, and it's up to the parental units to take care of them.

	Flames will be cheerfully accepted.  Sailor Moon (and Ikuko and
Kenji) aren't mine, never have been, and never will be, and are used here
without permission.  Don't make me go boohoo, in the name of heaven do not
sue.

--
LeVar Bouyer -who wrote this while he was *supposed* to be doing calc
homework.  I'm screwed.
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