Blame this on Lurker.  He gave me the idea for this. ^_^

RANMA OF JUSENKYO
(Sung to the tune of George of the Jungle)

Ran, Ran, Ranma of Jusenkyo
Strong as he can be.

Ranma: HYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!

Watch out for that spring. (Splash!)

Ran, Ran, Ranma of Jusenkyo
Has many fiancee. (long e sound)

Ranma: HYYYAAAAAAA!!!!!

Watch out for that spring. (Splash!)

When he gets in a scrap,
he makes his escape,
by getting hit by Akane,
who has the strength of an ape.

(Music stops)
Akane: What's THAT supposed to mean?!
Singer: Uhhh... that you're really strong?
Akane: Oh, okay.
(Music starts again)

Then away we'll shlep,
with that Happosai letch,
while Ukyou and Shampoo stay in step.

Wiiiith...

Ran, Ran, Ranma of Jusenkyo
Strong as he can be.

Ranma: HYYYYYYYAAAAAAA!!!!

Watch out for that spriiing.
Watch out for that....

Ranma: HYYYYYAAAAAAAA!!!!!

(SPLASH!)

SPRING!!!!

Ran, Ran, Ranma of Jusenkyo
friend to you and me.
_______________________

I couldn't help myself. :P
The Flashman
(Proud member of The Church Of Tsukino Usagi)

May The Spirit Preserve You!