I don't know if I should release this to FFML. What do you think?

A Totally Non-sensical Tripe production

Of an Akari Unryuu Has a Posse (Ya Dig?!) film

Kasumi Cleans the House and Nothing Unusual Happens

Kasumi Tendo cleaned the house. Well, that's the end
of that story. Bye. Just kidding. Anyway, Kasumi Tendo
was meticuously vacuming every nook and cranny of the
house. She just loved to clean. She pushed the vacum 
cleaner forward. Kasumi heard some noises coming from
Ranma's room. She wondered what it was until she heard
Ranma mumbling something. There was another voice and
Kasumi recognized it as being Ryouga's. She couldn't 
make out what they were saying and she knew it was 
not polite to ease drop so she went about her chores.
She heard some even louder noises and decided to turn
off the vacum cleaner. Even though it was wrong to 
ease drop she knew what they were doing. They were
fighting.It seemed like they fought almost all the time.
It really was odd that sometimes they would give each other
a strange look and then they would go to Ranma's room to fight.
Kasumi never could figure it out. They were often abusive to
one another, but on occasion she would see them holding 
hands or gazing into each other's eyes. Kasumi just couldn't
figure out why they would be friends and still fight.
Kasumi decided to do something naughty. She listened to
the fight between the two. Kasumi really didn't like indulging
in forbidden acts like this. She would always felt guilty
when she stayed up past nine or watching Melrose Place (Even
though she never could get past the credits. They were just too
racy.), but they were so much fun. 
Kasumi pressed her ear up against the door and listened to
what was going on. There were a lot of grunts and it sounded like
clothes were being torn apart. They were going at it like 
wild animals. Kasumi was a little worried that they might hurt
each other, but thought that they wouldn't do anything permanent.
What she found peculiar was that it didn't sound like they
were hitting each other. It just sounded like flesh was pounding
against flesh. Ryouga began to moan so Kasumi knew that Ranma
had the upper hand and then Ranma began to moan so Ryouga must
have had the upper hand. This went on for quite a while and Kasumi
thought to herself,'I never knew their fights were so intense.'
Then it felt like the earth was moving and Kasumi heard the 
the two martial artists scream. It must have been one of their 
special attacks. There was silence and she knew that that had been
the climax of the battle. Kasumi turned away and saw what time it
was. She couldn't stay up so late and really needed some rest. Kasumi
walked by her sister's room and heard some grunts. It must be Nabiki 
and Akane fighting again. 'Couldn't they find better things to do than
fighting?'she thought to herself with a nod.

THE END

If you didn't figure out what they were doing in the room you are not a
pervert.
Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.