Quest For the Silly Spamfic 2000
Sequence 2 Beginning right about.......
now.
Standard Takahashi Disclaimer applies. I could really care ess about the
rest. =)
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The scene is a dimly lit bar, with a bit of smoke. Four men around a
table, cards in hand. 2 of the men are wearing Black suits and black
Ray-Bans.
Numbski: Good work Sherlock. We're supposed to be out looking for the
Nannichuan. Takahashi-kami gives me YOU ars a navigator, and now we're
lost somewhere in Europe!
Ryouga: Oh...don't you dare try to blame this on me, you're the one that
screwed up the last 'quest. Now we have to find that blasted spring of
drowned man OR ELSE. Couldn't you have at least asked for someone else?
Numbski: It's not like I was ASKING to have you along. IT was an
accident.
Man #1: Um....pardon me....
Numbski: Yeah?
Man #2: Show 'em.
Ryouga: Eh....he he...em...
Ryouga lays down his cards. He has a pair of two's.
Man #1: (Lay down his cards) Nothin'
Man #2: Ha! Two Pair!
Numbski: Erk. All I got is a 10, Jack, Queen, King, Ace....wait a sec.
Full House! I win! Ryouga, we got boat tickets man. We might actually
get to China now!
Man #1: You REALLY think we're going to give you our boat tickets, eh?
Ryouga: (Starting to glow blue) Oh yeah. You WILL give them to us.
Otherwise, (poking his finger into the man's chair, making toothpicks for
free), you're next.
The men hand over their tickets, and our two "heroes" head for the boat
docks. They run for the boat and get on just in time.
Numbski: Whew, just made it.
Ryouga: Feh, you're out of shape.
Numbski: Oh well, what else is new. Why don't we head up top. We need
to come up with a plan here soon. Wandering around aimlessly, despite
you're past experiences, won't get us anywhere.
The two head up to the upper deck. They discuss different plans, thinking
that heading to Jusenkyo would be a good start, the deside to catch aboat
or a connecting flight to mainland China wherever the end up. It appears
that this particular ship is heading for New York, USA.
Voice: That BAKA! I can't believe the way he's been acting! Swooning
over that Chinese Girl! And that cook in the kitchen! I can't believe my
parents engaged me to this moron.
The two turn around to hear where the voice is coming from. They look up
to the First Class deck.
Ryouga: She's....she's the most beautiful woman I've ever seen....
At this point, various FFML authors jump into the scene staring directly
at Numbski.
Author #1: I can't BELIEVE this!. You are one sick man.
#1 This is supposed to be a take off of "Blues Brothers". Not that sappy
love story everyone keeps going back to see.
#2 I don't even want to know what girl you're planning to put up there.
Kate Winslow probably isn't available at the moment, and it appears you're
writing Ranma and Akane into this thing.
Author #2: But Ukyou is a better match for Ryouga.
Author #3: Are we already forgetting about Akari? Hello people. She's
the only one Takahashi-sama ever truly wrote in for Ryouga!
Numbski: **Shrug** Dunno. Kate Winslow would be nice, but then I would
be fighting with Ryouga over her, and then Angela Curtis would be mad at
me (she's my girlfriend, ya know?) and it would just be a rather large
mess. If it's Akane, we get the usual Ranma/Ryouga fight scene, and well,
as much as Ryouga is one of the heroes of this story, he has a tendency
to lose his temper, as well as the fight. Ukyou and Shampoo are
well...Wait a sec. I'm writing this thing. Why am I arguing with you.
It's Akane dange it!
Author #1: One last problem.
Numbski: And what is that?
Author #3: Well...you've seen this movie right?
Numbski: Pretty good movie in fact.
Aurthor #2: You've written yourself into a hole. Can you say "Lots, and
LOTS of water"?
Numbski: Yikes. I didn't say this was going to be easy or fun....at
least this way Ryouga gets to see Akane naked...possibly some pork on the
side....
Bwee!
Numbski: eh? Ryouga, whatcha doin?
Sploosh. Hot water is dumped.
Ryouga: It wasn't me.
Gary Kleppe: Never fear. Gary's here.
Numbski: Hey! P-Gary made it!
Gary: You're going to try to get Ryouga to pork Akane. Cute.
Numbski: And amazingly enough you appear at that very moment. Actually,
it's not yet a mathematical certainty. Ryouga with his nosebleeds and
all.
Gary: Hmm...yes that does become a problem doesn't it.
Numbski: Look everybody. I gotta finish this episode. My fingers are
starting to get tired and I'm starting to forget where I was wanting to go
with this.
Numbski: **Thinking to himself** Okay, whomever wishes to play out the
rest of this love scene may do so. They get to fall in love with Akane,
have lots of fun, and love her for the rest of their life. (However short
that may be.) The heroes must go on though. I need a volunteer.
Ryouga: Why all the fuss. I'd be more than happy to do this.
Numbski: You mean you DON'T recognize this story?
Ryouga: No...should I?
Numbski: (Facefaults) Um...
This is to be continued later....when I can think of a way to get Ryouga
out of this, and continue the story....
"Shi Chi Can 'o Spam!!!"
Numbski
You know I HAD to do it. =)