Michael Gilson wrote:

This is an idea no sane person would write.
So of course I'm sending it to the ffml.

     "Colonel Jadeite!  Do you have any idea how much sabotage has
been occurring in this area?"
     "But General Beryl-holter, in spite of the sabotage there's never
been a successful escape from stalag 13."
     Just then the office door burst open as a blonde woman literally
fell into the office.  Looking up from the floor she looked
embarrassed said, "heh-heh.  Aah, have the red cross manga
shipments arrived yet?"
     Colonel Jadeite drew himself up and said, "Captain Tsukino, you
can't just come into my office when I'm in an important meeting."
     "I'm sorry", she whined, "but La Makoto is expecting an important
recipe she wants to prepare for the dinner party you're throwing in
the general's honor."

Everybody whistle, "Da da da dat da duh da da da, da duh da da da,
da duh da da da."  Yes, it's time for:
TSUKINO'S HEROES
with Captain Usagi Tsukino, US Navy.
        Seaman Ami Mizuno, communications expert.
        Petty Officer Rei Hino, pyrotechnics and explosives.
        Seaman Minako Aino, Royal Navy
        Seaman La Makoto Kino, French Navy

You know, it's just a thought, but wouldn't this concept work better
with the Europeanised DIC names?