Mayday, mayday, author under attack by mad anime characters...
  They hit my school at lunch break because of some bad fanfics we'd written,
enemy has overrun the cafeteria, gymnasium, auditorium and classrooms 121 --
247.
   Estimated bodycount 567 of 2,300.
   Last remaining member of the Anime Fanclub reporting, barricaded in the
computer lab.
   Mayday, repeat mayday, send anti-anime squads immediately
 

   Oh crap.
   They're attacking the door.
   God help us all.

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        Sorry, when the talk got to authors going missing, I couldn't resist.
         Please don't kill me.
                   -Alex Ravenar
                         The Deathdancer