FIRST FIC! Please be gentle.
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Cursed Koi Pond
by Karinsky
Ranma 1/2 fanfic
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Standard disclaimer: No, I don't own Ranma 1/2, Rumiko Takahashi
does...but i've no intention of assuming it's mine. Please don't sue
me.
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[Prologue]
Nerima: Tendo dojo
[Ranma and company are enjoying breakfast]
Ranma: Hey, this is great Kasumi.
Akane: Yes, it is. You've got to teach me how to make these one of
these days.
[Everyone fell silent]
Ranma: Yeah, right. Like she didn't had a hard time cleaning up the
mess right after you last tried cooking, Akane. Geez, you'd be better
off . . . [WHAM! Out towards the yard he flew]
Akane: BAKA!
Kasumi: Akane, don't worry about that. I'm sure you'll be able to cook
someday. You'll have to if you want to cook for Ranma someday.
Akane: Like I'd wanna do that! He doesn't deserve my cooking!
Nabiki: I agree.
Akane: What did you mean by that?!
Nabiki: Oh, Akane. You know as much as everyone here knows that Ranma
is a complete jerk. He doesn't deserve anything, least of all your
cooking. { Especially your cooking }
Akane: Gee. Thanks Nabiki.
Nabiki: Don't thank me just yet. [points to Ranma, wet and angry]
Ranma-chan: Why did you do that for?!
Akane: As if you need to ask!
Ranma-chan: Why you uncute tomboy!
Akane: BAKA!
Soun: [slapping his palm on the table] That's enough, both of you. It's
too early in the morning for a fight.
Genma: Ranma, sit down boy. Eat your meal before I change my mind.
Ranma-chan: Change your what?
Genma: Well [shows he had grabbed Ranma's loaf of bread] I was...
Ranma-chan: Hey, give those back! Those are mine.
Genma: He! [tug of war over some loaf of bread]
Akane: Baka! [storms out of the room]
Soun: Akane? [turns to Genma and Ranma] Will you two stop that!
Ranma-chan: No, give those back old man!
Genma: Ranma, you're to weak to challenge me.
Ranma-chan: Oh, yeah. [grabs a kettle of warm water, pours over his
head] Lets see about that!
[From behind him, two small arms grabs his chest]
Ranma: What the?
Happosai: Ranma? What happened to you? You're not a girl anymore?
Soun: It's the master.
Ranma: The freak! Get your hands off me! [throws Happosai at a
corner]
Happosai: Ouch! I knew I came too late. Nevertheless, I've got the
perfect solution. [shows a bottle] This will solve your problem,
Ranma.
Ranma: What the hell is that?
Happosai: I got this from Jusenkyo. It's suppose to cure any Jusenkyo
cursed pool.
Everyone: What?!
Genma: Is that for real?
Nabiki: Can't be.
Ranma: You mean...I can...be a man again? I mean a man forever. I
don't have to be a girl again?
Happosai: No, I don't want that. I want to make you a girl forever,
Ranma
Everyone: What?
Happosai: This potion can also make a curse permanent, all I have to do
is...[jumps out towards the koi pond] drop its contents in here. Then
this pool will be the cure to all your problems, Ranma!
Ranma: You want me to become a girl forever? No way, freak! No
way...[Happosai grabs him] Hey, get your hands...
Happosai: In you go my sweet. [throws Ranma towards the pond]
Genma: Ranma!
Soun: No, this can't be!
Kasumi: Oh, my.
Ranma: Arrgh! [flaps his arms, wiggles in mid air, struggles to change
his flight path] No...way...! [Splash]
Happosai: Come to me my sweeto! [Wham! Flies straight up into the air]
Ranma-chan: Why you jerk! Freak!
[Everyone stares as Ranma struggles coming out of the pond]
Genma: Ranma, my boy. Are you alright?
Nabiki: Jeepers. Ranma is a girl for good now. What will Akane think?
Kasumi: Oh, my. Father what will we do...Father? [Soun has fainted]
Ranma-chan: Water! Hot water! [reaches for the kettle, pours over his
head]
Genma: Ranma, you're alright! You changed back!
Ranma: Whew! That freak must have been lying to us since the begining.
Nabiki: It's ok daddy, Ranma is back to being a boy again.
Soun: [struggles to sit up] Ranma? Is that really you?
Ranma: No problem, Mr. Tendo. I'm back to normal.
Nabiki: Abnormal, you mean.
Ranma: Shut up!
Akane: [Comes in] What's going on?
Soun: Oh, Akane. You must have been worried.
Akane: About what?
Kasumi: Ranma was almost cured of his cursed.
Akane: What? Really? You mean he's never changing to a girl again.
[grabs a glass of water and pours it in Ranma's face]
Ranma-chan: Why did you do that, Akane?
Akane: Hey, you're still cursed. What's going on?
Nabiki: Well, the old geezer was here a moment ago. He said he had a
potion that would have trapped Ranma forever as a girl.
Akane: What? What happened?
Ranma-chan: That old coot was lying to us, I dropped into the koi pond,
but i'm back to normal. See. [pours hot water again] What did I tell
you.
Nabiki: Abnormal, Ranma. Abnormal.
Ranma: I said shutup!
Genma: Good thing this doesn't work. [holds up an empty bottle] Hey,
wait. There's a label here. [fixes his glasses]
Soun: What does it say?
Genma: Instant Jusenkyo Cursed pool. Add to any source of water,
instant cursed pool will be created. [shocked expression on everyone's
faces.] What could that mean?
[From outside, the sound of a falling object hitting the koi pond is
heard.]
Ranma: I don't like the sound of that.
Akane: Huh? Why? What is it?
Nabiki: Oh, my god! [points to the outside, a figure crawling out of the
pool]
Happosai: Ranma! Where are you? I'm going to get you for what you have
done!
[Everyone faints, except Kasumi and Akane]
Akane: [points to Happosai] Ranma? But...[looks at Ranma, lying on
the floor] This is Ranma...[looks at the figure coming from the pool, a
woman that looks awfully similar to Ranma's cursed form.] What's going
on?
Kasumi: Oh, my. Oh, my.
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The End
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