Nihao!

	First of all, I did not expect to be writing this again. The prolog was indeed just
to pass time while I was working. (I really am a computer Lab attendant at UNR. Lot's
of computers, lots of free time.) Truth to tell, I was expecting maybe one or two
messages, both of which would tell me to stuff the story in the dead pile. I seem
to know the future as well as I know math. So here then, thanks to all who told me
to write more of this, is the first chapter. C&C of any kind is wanted and for those
who asked about why the wish wasn't what I wanted, I say read on.

Jusenkyo Guide

Jusenkyo Productions Proudly Presents
A Cross Over Fan Fiction
Amazing Journey 

Chapter One: You're who? And you want me to do what?

	I was back on the couch again. It seems that every time that bag of hot air gets
knocked out, I revert back to my original form. (Do you have any idea how silly that
sounds? I feel like I'm one of those color change toys.) When I came too, Nene and
Skuld were leaning over me. Now I'll admit that I am one of the most innocent people
on the planet, (Making me blush is a favorite form of entertainment by my roommates)
But this was a bit too much even for me. Needless to say, I went back to sleep real
quick.

	A note to any others who happen to have the same situation that I do, never, never,
NEVER have any kind of hentai thoughts about a goddess. Ten to one she'll be able
to read it.

	When I woke up again, Skuld was finishing using my phone. 

	"Father wants us to bring him along," she said.

	Nene turned to her, "You mean that He wants to�," she trailed off as Skuld nodded.


	I raised my hand, "Excuse me, stupid question, but where are we going? I mean, I
do have class at 8am tomorrow."

	Skuld just gave me this look that said it was indeed a stupid question. Nene however
had a bit more pity.

	"We need to go to Heaven, Kami-sama wants to speak with us," she said.

	I nodded, "That makes sense, so we're going to Heaven to meet God right?"

	"Yes," Skuld said from my room again. I found out latter that she had 'barrow' most
of my comic collection. 

	I'll get her back for that one day. Maybe I'll lend Urd some of her programs.

	"Oh I see," I said, "Now if you excuse me, I think I'll collapse again."

	"Oh no you won't!" Skuld said exiting from my room, "We've wasted enough time on
you doing that. Now go boil some water."

	As I didn't have a computer handy, I got to hitch a ride with Skuld. Let me tell
you something, Disneyland has nothing on the goddess. A few minutes later, after
being pulled through time and space in water, we arrived in Heaven.

	I always said I needed a vacation but this is just a bit much.

	I'm told that Heaven looks different to different people. To some they see the traditional
clouds, others see it as a lush garden. Nene tells me that she always views Heaven
as a giant computer. But the idea is that the most wonderful, the best place that
you can think of, is Heaven. As for me, well, when I go, I KNOW what's awaiting me.
I just hope I remember to bring my bookmarks, I'm going to need them.

	His office is the same though. It's at the top of this nine level ring. That's all
I can describe it as. It's not a mountain, but it does peak like one. In any case,
that's where His office is, and that's where Nene, Skuld, and I were heading.

	As I said, Kami-sama's office never changes, at least I think it doesn't. I'm sure
that after a few centuries He does redecorate. 

	When we went in the great doors however, I really wasn't thinking about the office
d�cor. I was concentrating more on the idea that I was about to meet my maker, literally.


	Skuld and Nene stopped in front of this huge desk and bowed. The being behind the
desk nodded in greeting.

	"Welcome Nene and Skuld," He said, "I trust you are both well?"

	"We are Lord," the two said together. Then He focused His gaze on me.

	You have no idea what that's like. I'M not sure I know that it's like. I mean, He
just looks at you, and you know that He is aware of everything you ever did, and
you are not worthy of His gaze at all. That was what I felt in the first nanosecond.
The second thing I felt was the overwhelming love that He has for us. It was, interesting.


	"And you're Jason," He said to me.

	"Y-y-yes your Divinityship," I managed to stammer out.

	He did raise an eyebrow at 'Divinityship'.

	"Peace my son, you are not in trouble," He said. He turned back to Nene and Skuld,
"This is the one?" He asked.

	They both nodded.

	"Have you told him?" He asked.

	They both shook their heads.

You have no idea how much that annoys me.

	Kami-sama sighed and turned back to me.

	"Jase, it seems that there has been a mistake," He said, "Your powers should not
have called forth a new god."

	"What new god?" I asked. Seeing Him sort of rattled what little of my wits I had
left.

	"The God of Thunder," Nene said helpfully.

	He went on from there explaining that due to a bug, instead of getting the powers
of Thunder Strike, I was made a god. "Kind of," He added.

	I blinked a few times, "I'm a god?" I asked in sort of a squeak. 

	"Not really," Nene told me, "You, yourself, is not a god. The God of Thunder is.
Instead of giving you the powers of a god, Yggdrasil gave you a god."

	"Why did it do that? I asked for something different," I said.

	"Weeeellllllll," Nene said rubbing the back of her head, "As far as we can tell,
it was sort of a mistake."

	"A mistake?" I asked. The idea that the computer system that runs reality can make
a mistake is just a bit disturbing. Of course it also restores my faith in the universe.


	"Um, I really didn't know who or what Thunder Strike was," Nene explained, "So I
sorta asked Yggdrasil to handle it. Yggdrasil couldn't find it either, so it sort
of made it up as it went along."
	Alright, I know that Thunder Strike was not a well-known comic, but really�

	"All right, which god?" I asked. Considering the situation, I was surprised I could
ask anything at all.

	Skuld launched into a technical explanation about how all the gods of Thunder had
been merged to form one god, and he was inside me.

	"That explains how come he's such a jerk," Skuld added, "Those thunder gods always
were more muscle than brains."

	"Ok, I have a god inside me," I said slowly and clearly, "Now how to I get him out?"


	"That my son, is the other problem," Kami-sama said, "Yggdrasil will not let you
separate until your wish has been granted."

	"You mean I'm stuck with that loud mouth idiot? That wind bag?" I demanded.

	Everyone nodded.

	I stretched out my arms and demanded to the ceiling, "Why me? Could you just tell
me that? Why me?!"

	"Why not?" Kami-sama said, "And I am over here my son."

	"Sorry Lord."

Training grounds of accursed springs, Jusenkyo.

	While I was coming to terms, (AKA having it rammed down my throat,) with my multipersonality
godhood, Lin Chi it seems was busy learning to be human.

The Jusenkyo Guide had been teaching her how to speak and how to wash herself without
her tongue. He had also been teaching both Plum and her all about the springs of
Jusenkyo.

	What? You want to know why Lin Chi's important? I'm getting to that don't rush me.


	Back in Heaven, I was learning what I was supposed to do.

	Nene and Skuld had taken me back to Skuld's house for a brain storming session.


	I'll tell you this, the next time you're hungry for ice cream, don't go to 31 Flavors,
go to Skuld's house.
	"Alrightty then," I said after a bowl or two (or three or four) of ice cream, "How
do I get rid of Mr. Wind Bag?"

	"You have to complete your wish," Nene said, "You wanted the powers to help people,
so, when you are through helping people, your wish is fulfilled, and you get to get
right of him."

	"Just great," I sighed, "I'm stuck helping people to get rid of this thing?"

	"Yup."

	"Be careful what you wish for�" I muttered under my breath. "OK, now who determents
when I've helped enough people? I mean, is this a sort of help 10 old ladies across
the street and I'm done sort of deal?"

	"No," Skuld said, "Not with your powers, it would have to be a bit more than that."


	"Alright, then is there a way to gain control of this thing? I mean, I'm not going
to be much help if I can't depend on him always showing up," I said.

	Skuld and Nene looked at each other. 

	"Maybe we should ask Washu?" Nene said.

	Skuld nodded in agreement, "If anyone would know, it would be her."

	I was about to ask just who Washu was, (I was better off not knowing) when I felt
myself being shunted to the back of my own mind. Or in other words, The God of Thunder
decided to play too.

	"My celestial goddess, how I have longed for thee! In the dreams of my heart I focused
only on thou. Thou art thy true love of mine heart!"

	Skuld at this point was about as red as Nene's hair with anger and Nene was becoming
a rather particular shade of green. I knew how she felt.

	That idiot then took hold of Skuld's hand and kissed it, "My goddess, I must depart
the sight of thy lovely features for I must depart 'err the morning sun doth shone
for parts unheard of. For, though it pains me to do so, I must prove to thee my prowess
in battle. But, before I must depart, may I have some small token of thee to remember
by? A small kiss perhaps?" He leaned in closer and I kissed the world goodbye.

	A tap on his shoulder made him spin around before he could kiss Skuld, or Skuld
could kill us.

	Nene, who still looked green, told him, "Hold it buster, you know the rules, you
must prove yourself worthy of such a token."

	The God of Thunder drew back, "Yea, 'tis sad but true."

	Skuld looked at Nene thankfully.

"I must then prove myself worthy of such. Fare thee well my raven-haired goddess.
We shall meet anon!" He then raised the huge hammer of his and a thunderbolt shattered
the day.

	From what I was able to piece together later, this is how that idiot travels. Where
he thought he was going I really have no idea, it was where we landed that I know
too well.

	I appeared in midair. I should mention something, I really hate heights.

	After being entertained by the thought that I was now plunging to my death. I looked
down (NOT something you want to do, trust me) to see that I was heading straight
for a pond with a few bamboo poles sticking out of it.

	My last thought before I struck the pool was, 'Maybe I'll live after all.'

	The splash brought a few people running I suppose. All I know was than when I crawled
out of there, three people were staring at me.

	The first one was this old Chinese man who was wearing a gray suit and cap with
a red star on it. The second one was a young Chinese girl.

	Plum is rather cute and some how the Jusenkyo Guide has kept her from picking up
the mannerisms of the Amazons the next village over.

	The third one was, well as Kasumi would say, 'Oh my!'

	I've been a couple times around the world(s) and I still have to say that no one
comes as close to perfection as Lin Chi does. Of course I'm rather biased. 

	As soon as I stopped hearing the orchestra that started playing, I started listing
to the old man.

	"Oh too bad, you fall in Maoniichuan, spring of drown cat, there very tragic story
of young cat that drown in spring 1,800 year ago. Now who ever fall in spring, take
body of cat."

	"Meow?" I said. This was NOT one of my better days.

End Chapter one

Next chapter I pick up a hicth hicker and I get to deal with (gulp) Washu!

JG

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Here sir we come to famous training ground of accursed springs
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|Guide of the training grounds|Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo, BGC,  |
|of accursed springs, 8th     |AMG, Tank Police, Gall Force, |
|Disciple of Eriond, and proud|YUA, GitS, ADP, Evangelion    |
| member of the #SkAS#        |Project A-ko, UY, VPM, BGC!   |
|--------http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/6549 ----------------|
|Akane, Linna, Washu, Nene,   |Nene showed Mackie just how   |
|Skuld, Belldandy, Kiyone     |much she knew. Winter Blossoms|
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