Try me for real some time MST conclusion.
with :
CATBERT25
BEAVIS
ATARU 
AND
HAPPOSAI.
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He held her down and held her close.  As she struggled beneath him, he
pressed against her, allowing himself to feel her body move, moving his
own body over hers.  If he gave her the chance, he knew she would
quickly work her arms free of their bindings.  He knew the knot was not
so well made as to hold her for long, and so he held her arms still,
preventing her from being able to work herself loose.  Without his arms
to hold himself up, he could only lie on top of her, pressing her down
with his full weight, their chests pressed together, their heads
side-by-side.  He knew her shoulders must be hurting, but God, it felt
good!

ATA: LUM...
CAT: WHAT WAS THAT?
ATA:[LOOKING NERVOUS] N..NOTHING...

As the struggle continued, his movements became more sexual until she
could no longer pretend she didn't know what he was doing.  He was
moving against her, rubbing himself against her!  But more than the fact
that he was taking his pleasure from her body was the fact that he was
giving it in return. 

ATA: HUH?
CAT:THERE STILL WEARING CLOTHES RIGHT?
HAP: YOU FORGET WHO WE ARE TALKING ABOUT HERE.

 He was pressing his groin to hers, rubbing her
breasts with his chest.  He wasn't just holding her arms behind her, he
was holding her beneath him, controlling her body with all of his
strength, adjusting the contact and friction between them.  And he was
doing it very well!  He knew how to press her, where to rub her.  She
could feel the rising of a new sensation within herself, a sensation
that could only lead one place, a place she wasn't prepared to go right
now.  So, she stopped moving.

CAT:OK LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT THEY ARE LYING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER AND
RUBBING.
ATA:THAT ABOUT SUMS IT UP.
CAT:I'VE GOTTEN MORE THAT THAT FORM PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE ME.

When she ceased to move, he lifted himself up to look her in the face. 
They were both sweating, partially from the earlier battle, partially
from the new one, and partially from the heat of each other's bodies. 

CAT: THIS SEEMS MORE LIKE AN ADD FOR DEODORANT THAN A LEMON RIGHT NOW...
ATA: PERHAPS THAY REALISE EACH OTHER STINK AND CALMED A BIT?

Their struggles had caused her shirt to rise fully, and she could feel
his damp shirt against her bare breasts.  He couldn't see them, they
were pressed too close for that,

ATA: SO WHY DOESN'T HE JUST SIT UP THEN?
CAT:AFTER ALL THIS I'D AT LEAST WANT TO SEE SOMETHING....

 but with everything else he was doing
to her, she had no illusions about him not knowing exactly what the
situation was.

CAT:HOW MANY TIMES ARE WE GONNA COVER THIS BABE? 
ATA: HE WANTS YOU GET A CLUE! HELL HE ALREADY HAS YOU!

  He rubbed against her again, a little more gently and a
little more slowly.  Yes, he knew exactly what he was doing.  Her chin
rose and her mouth opened as she arched her back, closing her eyes as
her hips pressed upward against him, involuntarily responding on their
own.  Again he thrust, and again she responded, the two virgins acting
out the motions of the sex they had never shared with anyone, not even
each other.

CAT:THEY BOTH SEEM UNUSUALLY KNOWLEDGABLE ABLUT THIS I REMEMBER MY FIRST TIME
AND IT WASN'T QUITE WHAT YOU'D CALL SMOOTH...
ATA: SHARE YOUR FEELINGS WITH THE GROUP AKANE

He took his hands off of her arms and moved his forearms up under her
head, allowing her to use them as a pillow to keep her head off the hard
wooden floor.

HAP:I THOUGHT THEY WERE IN THE DOJO?

  This allowed him both to remove some of his own weight
from her arms and to pull her down each time against his own upward
motions.  The relief she felt in her shoulders, combined with the
increased pressure she felt in her loins pushed her closer to the edge
of orgasm,

[BEAVIS SPITS OVER THE EDGE] HEH HEH HEH HEHH 
CAT: WOW THATS PRETTY DEEP.

 and she found herself moving with him again, pressing herself
against him, rubbing her chest against his, hiding her face in his neck
as she moaned with pleasure at each thrust, wondering how long they
could keep it up.

BEAV:HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEH

Their tempo increased as their pleasure built, but it could only go so
far.  She was too uncomfortable, her body protesting in too many ways. 
"Ranma," she said.  He didn't stop, but he did slow down.  "What?" he
asked between thrusts.

CAT: RANMA SAOTOME ...MR. SENCESITIVITY

  "Please stop," she said.  "It hurts."

ALL:D'OU!

The words stabbed into him like a spear, cut through him like a sword. 
The pain was unlike anything he'd ever experienced. 

CAT: SHARP TOUNGE NE?
HAP: SOUNDS MESSY

 He had thought they
were sharing the experience.  He had told himself that she wanted it
too.  He had known she must be uncomfortable lying on her own arms, but
had convinced himself it couldn't be too bad or else she would have said
something, and she wouldn't have been responding as she was.  Now he
knew; he was hurting her.  In his own selfish pursuit of victory and
pleasure, he had caused her pain.

CAT: BUMMER DUDE. 
ATA: SELFISH MY BUTT SHE WANTED IT!

He never lost an erection so fast in his entire life.

ATA:AAARRGGGHHH! WE MISSED SOMETHIN AGAIN!
CAT:YES COMPAIRED TO ALL HIS OTHER ONES WHICH HE CATEGORISED AND LOGGED FOR
DURABILITY STAMMINA AND TIME. THIS WAS THE ONE HE HAD LOST THE FASTEST.

He pushed himself up and away from her, shame and guilt radiating from
his face.  "I'm sorry, Akane!  I-I thought you liked it!  I thought it
was feelin' good!  I thought it ... I thought you ..."

HAP: SINCE WHEN DOES RANMA THINK ABPUT ANY THING?
CAT: I ESPECIALLY LIKE THAT LINE "FEELIN"

She was shocked to see what her words had done to him.  She could see
the first sign of moisture in his eyes, the horror of what he thought he
had done to her displayed all over his face.  After what they had been
doing, she didn't even care that he could now see her breasts.  

CAT: HIS LITTLE DISPLAY MAY HAVE JUST LANED HIM A HOME RUN. WHAT DO YOU THINK
HAPPY?
HAP: I HAVE TO AGREE WITH YOU ON THIS ONE CAT BUT WE'LL JUST HAVE TO WATCH FOR
THE OFICCIAL RULING.

His
concern was too great for her to be self-conscious.  "It's okay, Ranma. 
Really!  I'm just sore.  I'm getting raw from where you were rubbing
against me."  It felt strange to talk that way, to say those words so
casually.  But there was no point in pretending that they both didn't
know exactly what they had been doing.  It really was past the point
where embarrassment made any sense any more.

ATA: THIS WAS SUPOSED TO MAKE SENCE?
[BEAVIS IS STAIRING AT AKANE'S CHEST ONCE AGAIN MESMARISED BY HER 'THINGIES']

She saw the dismay leave his face, saw the Ranma she knew slowly
return.  Gently, he lowered himself down next to her and put his arm
under her head again.  "I'm sorry," he said, as he pulled her over onto
her side facing him, and leaned his head forward to kiss her for the
first time.

CAT: DON'T TELL ME THATS ALL HE GETS OVER THIS.

It wasn't the first kiss for either of them, and it wasn't even the
first time they had kissed each other, but it was the fist one that
counted.  Before, it was always an accident, or one of them wasn't in
their right mind.  It was strange that their first kiss should come only
after everything else they had been doing, but maybe that's what it took
for two people as competitive at they were to let down their guard
enough to be so close and so tender with each other.

ATA: YEA ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES WERE JUST PRACTICE THEY DIDN'T COUNT...

As they kissed, he raised his free hand to her breast and grasped it
tenderly.  As she opened her mouth to moan her pleasure, he slipped his
tongue a little ways between her lips and touched her own with his.  She
kissed him back,

ATA:WHAT HAS SHE BEEN DOING UP TILL NOW?
HAP:I THOUGHT THEY WERE KISSING.
BEAV: MOVE YOU HAND ASSWIPE I CAN'T SEE!

 with both lips and tongue, and he began to massage her
breast, caressing it with a deft touch born of personal experience,
neither neglecting the nipple nor concentrating too much on it.

HAP: RANMA USED TO TAKE THE LONGEST BATHS SOMETIMES...
BEAV: ASS WIPE I SAID MOVE YOUR HAND!!

The moans, the kiss, the caress all increased in passion together, and
eventually he placed his bare foot between her legs and pressed it
through between them.

CAT:HE PUT HIS FOOT WHERE WHILE THEY WERE KISSING? I AM IMPRESSED...

  Her ankles were still tied together, so she had
to bend her knees to allow him what he wanted.  Though his erection had
quickly returned, and he wanted nothing more than to press it against
her again, from his position beside her, he could no longer do so. 
Still, he would do what he could.  So, pushing his own leg in-between
hers, he began to rub up between them with his thigh.

CAT:THIS IS PAINTING A RATHER UNCOMFORTABLE PICTURE IN MY MIND.
ATA:OUCH...
HAP:I HAD NO IDEA AKANE WAS SO...FLEXABLE...

Akane's moans increased in volume, the combination of his mouth and
tongue exploring hers, his hand on her breast and his muscular thigh
moving against her clitoris bringing her almost to climax. 

ATA: THERES THAT WORD AGAIN 'ALMOST'

 She pulled
her mouth away from his long enough to gasp, "Use your hand."  Ranma,
pleased at everything that was happening, said, "Where?"

CAT: WHAT IS HE STUPID I'LL BE MPRE THAN HAPPY TO SHOW HIM WHAT SHE MEANS

  Akane almost
shouted at him, "You KNOW where, Ranma!"  "Yeah," he responded with an
evil grin, "but I thought it'd be kinda fun to make you say it." 

ATA: NO FOOL DON'T BLOW IT NOW!!
HAP: WHO ARE YOU TO TALK...

"Ranma, don't tease me," she said breathlessly, "not now!"  And so he
kissed her again, moving his hand from her breast to touch her as she
had asked, feeling the wetness of the fabric between her legs, fondling
her sex through the cloth.

CAT: THROUGH? WHATS WRONG WITH HIM?
ATA:YEA HE COULDA GONE FER IT!

  This, too, was something he knew from his
own body exactly how to do.  For the first time in his life, he was
truly glad to have his curse.

CAT: FROM WHAT I SEE IT ISNT THE FIRST TIME, I THINK HE'S BEEN GLAD MORE THAN
HE LETS ON...
HAP: ....I MEAN SOME REEEAAALLLYY LONG BATHS HOURS SOMETIMES....
ATA: I THINK WE GET THE POINT OLD MAN.
BEAV: SOMETIMES I GO IN THE BATHROOM AND I...
[EVERYONE HITS BEAVIS OVER THE HEAD.]

It was only a minute more before Akane orgasmed, her body convulsing as
waves of pleasure swept over her.  Ranma had been waiting for this.  He
had wanted to hold her body against his as she came, wanted to feel her
shake in his arms as her control left her, wanted to press himself
against her as she writhed in ecstasy.  Instead, he stared at her in
growing horror as a scream of pure pleasure began to escape from her 
mouth!

ATA: A MINUTE? HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN AT THIS?
CAT: AT LEAST AN HOUR FROM THE START OF THE FIC. HE RUBBED HER RAW FOR GOD'S
SAKE!

He pressed against her, all right.  He pressed his mouth to hers in an
attempt to stop everyone in the nearby house - no, the entire
neighborhood - from realizing that this was an entirely new sound coming
from the dojo!  When that didn't work, he stopped what he was doing to
her with his hand and brought it up to cover her mouth!  Pressing her
head between his arm behind and his hand in front, he started whispering
as loudly as he could into her ear, "Akane!  Akane!  You've got to
stop!  You've got to be more quiet!"

HAP:SOUN AND GENMA LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND TEARS OF JOY FORM...

Slowly, her cries turned to gasps for breath, and he released her. 
Amazingly, she seemed to be completely oblivious to what had just
happened.  She looked at him dreamily, not noticing the panic in his
face, and lazily kissed him on the nose.  "That was wonderful, Ranma. 
Thank you."

CAT: IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN 'RANMA YOU PERVERT!'
ATA: YEA THIS IS TOTALLY OUT OF CHARACTER.

Ranma blinked at the girl lying in his arms so calmly.  Then he moved. 
Jumping up, he flipped her over onto her front and started trying to
untie her.  "We've got to get up!  You can't be like this when-"

HAP: AH THE WEDDING MARCH IS SUCH A BEAUTIFI\UL SONG...

Startled by this sudden break in the mood, Akane snapped, "Ranma, what
are you DOING?"

ATA: MOVING FOR BETTER PENETR...
CAT: HE'S HIDING THE EVIDENCE FOOL.

"You were yellin', Akane!  You were screamin' like you wouldn't
believe!  Everyone in Nerima must have heard you!"

HAP: I GUESS AKANE ISN'T A MOANER AFTER ALL...

"I did not!  Stop saying things like that!  This is not the time for
teasing!"

CAT:ACTUALLY ITS THE PERFECT TIME FOR TEASING I'VE FOUND WOMEN APRECIATE WIT
MUCH MOR AFTER SEX...

And then a third voice rang out as Kasumi said, "What's going on?  Are
you two all right?"

BEAV: HEH HEH HEH YEA WE WERE JUST DOIN IT THATS ALL GO AWAY HEH HEH HEH

Two heads, one on the floor, one above, snapped to the side at the same
time to stare at the dojo window in terror!  Leaving Akane helpless
where she lay, Ranma sprang to the window to look out, desperate to find
out where Kasumi was before it was too late!

ATA:YEA IT WOULDN'T DO TO HAVE THE OTHER BABES FINDOUT AND RUIN YOUR CHANSES
FOR HER TOO...

He saw her across the yard, just coming out of the house.  Thank God! he
thought, she hasn't seen us yet!  Trying hard to be as nonchalant as he
could, he waved to her and called out, "Hi Kasumi.  What's up?"

CAT: YOU IF YOU CAN RECALL EINSTEIN....

"Is everything okay?  I heard Akane yell."

"Everything's fine.  We were just ...," his mind raced, "... tryin' a
new stretch, that's all."

ATA:SO THATS WHY SHE CALLED OUT 'OH GOD! GIVE IT TO ME RANMA!', THAT EXSPLAINS
EVERYTHING...

Kasumi looked across the yard at Ranma uncertainly.  "Akane?"

"Yes, Kasumi?" called Akane from her place on the floor.

"Are you okay?"

"I'm fine!  I just ... had a little bit of a hard time getting into this
position, that's all.  It, uh, kind of, uh, hurt a little.  That's all. 
Sorry to have yelled so loud."

EVRY ONE BURST INTO FITS OF LAUGHTER. 
CAT: YEA QUITE A POSITION  IT IS TOO KASUMI COME ON OVER AND TAKE A LOOK...

>From his vantage point at the window, Ranma could see Kasumi relax. 
"Well, don't play too hard," she called back.  "You don't want to overdo
it."

EVERY ONE BREAKS DOWN AND FALLS ON THE FLOOR.
ATA: BUT KASUMI AKANE LIKES IT HARD!

"Okay!" said Akane.

"Sure thing!" said Ranma.

And Kasumi turned and went back into the house.

Both of them let out huge sighs as they realized the danger was over. 
Ranma turned and looked at Akane where she lay on the floor.  Her ankles
were still tied together, as were her wrists.  She was lying on her
stomach, her hair falling in front of her face as she looked up at him,
her too-small shirt pulled completely up, exposing her breasts, which
were now pressed into the floor.  All in all, he had to admit, she
looked pretty darned good.

ATA: GOOD ENOUGH TO EAT?!![SOUNDING HOPEFUL]
CAT: NAW, TO CLOSE TO THE END...

There was no way she could miss the appraising way he was looking her
over, but the mood had been completely shattered.  "So untie me
already," she said.

BEAV: HEH HEH HE HHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHH NO HEH HEH

"Actually," he said, as he walked over to her, "I'm surprised you
haven't gotten free by yourself."

ATA:I'LL FREE HER

Akane looked sheepish and in a tiny voice said, "I, uh, think that all
my moving around tightened the knots.  I can't get loose."

CAT: RANMA'LL HELP WITH THAT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU PLAN ON HAVEING KIDS.
ATA: I DON'T THINK HE COULD DO IT THE OTHER WAY, I MEAN COME ON...

Ranma sat down on the floor beside his captive lover.  "Well now," he
began, "what should I do with you then?"

ATA: GIVE HER TO ME!
BEAV: DO HER!

"You should LET ME GO!"

CAT: NAH, I DON'T THINK SO.

"SHHHHH!" he said as he laid down beside her.  "Akane, you can't keep
yellin' like that or Kasumi'll come back!"

Oh, yeah.  "Sorry," she said.

Again, he turned her onto her side, only this time he turned her away
from him, so that they were lying like spoons, her back to his front. 
It wasn't really a good fit with her arms and gi top still between them,
but her head was again resting on his arm, and his free hand was draped
over her waist, caressing her stomach.  It was good enough.  Their
position also put her hands in front of his groin, and she began
stroking his manhood.  "What about you?" she asked.

CAT: OH GOD SHE CAN'T FIND IT!

"I think I'm finished," he said.  "That scare at the end kinda turned me
off, you know?"

CAT: ERECTIONS AREN'T THT HARD TO COME BY RANMA

"Yeah," she said, somewhat disappointed, "I do."

ATA: SAOTOME YOU FEIND HOW DARE YOU DISAPOINT A MAIDEN THAT WAY! I THE BLUE
THINDER OF TOMBUKI HIGH SHALL TEACH YOU A LESSON! FEAR NOT FAIR AKANE I SHALL
NOT DISAPOINT YOU IN SUCH A WAY!
CAT: YEA YOU'LL DISAPOINT HER IN 'OTHER' WAYS.
HAP: OOH THAT WAS A LOW SHOT.

Ranma leaned forward and kissed her ear, raising his hand to rub and
squeeze her breast again before pulling away from her and rolling her
gently onto her stomach.  Then he sat up and started to work on her
bonds.  "Wow, these are tight," he said.  "I think we may have ruined
this top, Akane."

ATA: AWWWWWW...

"That's okay," she replied, lying still and relaxed.  "It was worth it."

CAT: HEY WHAT DID RANMA GET OUT OF THIS?

"Yeah," he agreed, "now we both know for sure that you really can't beat
me, even when you DO fight for real."

BEAV: HEH HEH HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEH BEAT HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH

"WHAT?  You stupid jerk!  You get me out of this stupid position right
now!  I'll show you who can beat who, you ..."

CAT: SHE CAN BEAT ME LIKE THAT ANY TIME.

"Akane?" said Ranma softly.

Akane stopped her ranting, surprised by the gentleness in his voice. 
"Yes?" she asked.

"Why aren't you wearin' any panties?"

HAP: I KNEW MY STUDENT WOULDN'T DISAPOINT ME! RANMA I..I'M SO PROUD [HAPPY
CRYS]

That did it!  Akane put every ounce of the pure brute strength she was
so famous for into one hard pull, and the fabric began to rip.

CAT: OHH I HOPE SHE WASN'T HOLDING 'ANYTHING'

Hearing the first sounds of tearing cloth, Ranma threw himself on top of
her again, grabbing her arms and pinning them together.  "Akane!  You
can't do that!  You'll destroy your top!"

ATA: OH NO DON'T DO THAT! HEE HEE

"I don't care!  I'm going to teach you a lesson once and for all!"

BEAV: YES TEAR IT TEAR IT!

"But you can't go back in the house without it!  You've got to wear this
top!"

HAP: BOY THIS REALLY CLEARED RANMA UP I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM SO ...SMART BEFORE.

That stopped her.  He was right, and she knew it.  He felt her relax
under him, so he let go of her and sat back up.  Straddling her across
her bottom, he began to work on the knots again, saying, "You know, I
really enjoyed all of that."

CAT: DUUUHH WE HAD NO IDEA@

It took a moment for her to say it, but she had to agree.  "Yeah, me
too.  You really do know how to touch me, you pervert.  You just
couldn't keep your hands off your female body, could you?"

BEAV: IF I HAD BREAST I'D NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE.

"Well what do you expect?  I am a guy, you know.  And when you've got a
well-built female body like mine to play around with, who can resist?"

EVERYONE SITS FOR A MOMENT AND ATARU SLOWLY RAISES HIS HAND ONLY TO GET HIT IN
THE BSCK OF THE HEAD BY CATBERT. 
CAT: LIAR
ATA: SORRY

"Oh, you are so egotistical!"

"Yeah," he said, grinding his pelvis into her bottom, "but I'm right."

ONCE AGAIN SILENCE FROM THE SCREENING ROOM

Finally, the knots came loose, and Ranma got off of her, turning her
over and helping her sit up.  Akane flexed her arms, groaning in both
pain and pleasure as the feeling began to return, while Ranma knelt at
her feet and began to work on the belt.

Akane pulled her shirt down to cover her breasts, then stretched her
arms up high, causing the front of the tank top to rise up almost enough
to expose them again.  As she relaxed, she heard Ranma say, "You can do
that again."  She gave him a wry grin as she crossed her arms in front
of herself, not so much to cover her breasts, although that did happen,
as to allow herself to massage her own shoulders and upper arms.  "You
wish," she said.  "Well, yeah," he admitted, pulling the belt free at
last.

CAT:PLEASE DO IT AGAIN.
[BEAVIS AND ATARU HAVE TAMPONS STUCK UP THEIR NOSES.]
ATA: YOUR RIGHT! THE BLEEDINGS STOPPED AND I'VE NEVER FELT SO FREE!

Released from her restraints, Akane began to stretch herself to work out
all her kinks and pains.  Ranma watched as she assumed each position,
feeling himself stir just from the sight of her.  Finally, she stood,
saying, "Show's over Ranma.  Give me my belt.  It's time to go in."

ATA:I'LL GO IN ALRIGHT.
HAP: WOW YOU'VE REALLY LOOSENED UP SINCE THE BEGINING BOY.

Ranma hesitated, and then shook his head.  "Not yet.  
One last thing.  Lie back down on the floor."

ALL: YES!!

Even after all they had done, Akane hesitated.  
"I thought you said you didn't want ..."

BEAV: ASSUME THE POSITION BITCH!
ATA: WOOHOO!

"I don't.  Well, I do, but not now.  Next time.  Right now 
I just wanna lie down with you a minute before we go back in."

ATA: AW MAN FAKED OUT BY YET ANOTHER 'SENCITIVE AUTHOR'

Akane thought about teasing him some more, saying something like "What
makes you think there's going to be a 'next time?'" but decided she
didn't want to start that after Ranma had said something so nice.  So
she sat down on the floor in front 
of him, and laid back.
 
CAT: OBEDIENT LITTLE WENCH ISN'T SHE?

Ranma stepped closer and stood above her, enjoying the view for 
a moment before lowering himself down to lay at her side.  "Turn away
from me," he said, and she did.  Then he moved himself against her,
offering her his arm yet again for a pillow and pulling himself forward
to press against her back.  This time, they fit together nicely.

ATA: IF THEY ARE JUST GONNA LIE THERE DOES HE REALLY NEED TO GIVE HER
INSTRUCTIONS

"You like this position, don't you?" she asked.

"Yeah, I guess so.  I can feel all of you this way."

ATA: I WONDER IF MISS SAKURA WOULD...

She could feel his organ pressing into the cleft of her bottom, so she
clenched her muscles to squeeze it between her cheeks.  "You just like
THIS, don't you?"

CAT: YEOWCH!!! LWGGO OW OW OW OW OW OW OW!

"Yeah," he said, smiling, "and this," as he draped his leg over hers and
used the leverage to press harder against her, "and this," as he raised
his hand up under her shirt to cup her breast again, "and this," as he
lowered his head to kiss her on her neck.

HAP: THE MAN KNOWS HOW T OERFORM UNDER PRESSURE...
CAT: YEA LITTERALY.

"Mmmm," she moaned.  "I think I like it too."  She raised her own hand
and placed it over his where he was holding her breast.  With his hand
inside her shirt and hers outside, she held his where it was, not
wanting him ever to let go.

ATA: WELL MABEY AFTER A WEEK OR TO WHEN HE STARTS TO STINK...

For a moment, the two simply held onto each other in silence, reveling
in their new-found feelings of closeness.  Then Ranma spoke.

"Akane?"

"Hmm?"

" ... "

CAT: PLEASE LET GO OF MY DICK YOU COULD CRUSH ROCKS WITH YOUR BUTT.

"What is it, Ranma?"

"Why aren't you wearin' any underwear?"

ATA: WHY DOES HE KEEP ASKING HER THAT WHEN SHE HAS HIS 'MANHOOD IN
COMPROMISING POSITIONS?

He felt her tense up immediately.  Before they could totally lose the
mood, he said, "No, I mean really.  I'm not makin' fun of you or
nothin'.  I just don't get it."

HAP: THATS M' BOY RANMA! TRICK HER INTO TELLIN OLD HAPPY WHERE SHE HID IT!

He could feel her relax a little, but she didn't speak right away.  She
seemed to be thinking about how she wanted to answer.  She moved her
hand inside her shirt, placing it directly atop his own.  Then, she
began to move his hand around her breast gently in circles, using his
palm to touch herself.  "Why?  Do you mind?"

ATA: HE WANTS A MOMENTO.
HAP: SO DO I.

"You kiddin'?!" he said, giving her breast a squeeze and pulling her
closer for a moment.

There was a moment where she seemed to hesitate.  Then she admitted,
"Happosai stole all my underwear."

HAP:[STARTS CRYING TEARS OF JOY] THIS STORY HAS A HAPPY ENDING AFTER ALL!

"You're kiddin'!  ALL of it?!"

HAP: AND IF YOU THINK YOUR GETTIN ANY SONNY,,

"Yeah, all of it.  I guess the little creep got carried away."

"He NEEDS to get 'carried away' somewhere ... FAR away!"

HAP:I HEARD THAT!

"I thought you said you didn't mind."

ATA: HELL I DON'T MIND EAITHER I MEAN NO UNERWEAR? POOR AKANE LET ME COMFORT
YOU. [STARTS MAKING LEWD KISSING MOTHIONS]
CAT: YOU REALLY ARE SICK YOU KNOW THAT?

"Well yeah, but still, he shouldn't ... hey waitaminit!  Don't YOU
mind?!"

She gave a little laugh, pulling his hand away from her chest so she
could look at it.  Examining his palm, his fingers, she said, "Well, I
DID ..."  Then she laughed some more, placing his hand back where she
had gotten it.

CAT: REALLY WHO KNOWS WHERE ITS BEEN?

It was only a small laugh at first, but it was genuine, and it grew
until Ranma joined in.  "I guess we have to thank him now, huh?" he said
between chuckles.

HAP: YOUR DARN RIGHT YOU LITTLE INGRATE

"Ranma!  Don't you dare say a word about this to anyone!"

HAP: YOU STAY OUT OF THIS AKANE DEAR.

"I'm kiddin'!  Geez Akane, don't take everything so serious."

It took a moment for her to be sure he really had been joking, then she
relaxed again.

CAT: SHE COULDN'T TELL WHEN HE SAID HE'D THANK HAPPOSAI?
HAP: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

Ranma took a moment to rub his face in her hair, enjoying the smell and
the feel of it. 

ATA: WHAT IS WITHTHIS AUTHOR WE MISSED SOMETHING AGAIN!

 Then he whispered in her ear, "He can keep the
underwear for all I care.  I just want what goes inside it."  And he
squeezed her breast again, pressing his pelvis into her backside as she
turned her head as far around as she could to kiss him on the lips. 
They held that position, holding the kiss for a long moment, then broke
away to relax again as she whispered softly, "I'm all yours."

CAT: OK THAT QUALIFIES AS PERMISSION GO FOR IT.

And so they lay that way for as long as they dared, talking and
touching, sharing themselves until the worry of being discovered began
to outweigh the joy they felt.  Then they got up and Ranma watched as
Akane finished dressing.  When she was done, she stood in front of him
and said, "So, how do I look?"

ATA: DRESSED... THIS IS BPRING

"Terrible," he answered, smiling.  "Better try not to let anyone see you
until you can get a bath and get changed."


"Yeah?  Well it's all your fault," she said, sticking her tongue out at
him.

"Hey!  Don't point that thing at me unless you plan to use it," he said,
moving to the door and opening it.

BEAV: HURRY UP AND DO HER!
ATA: YEA STOP BEING WITTY AND DO HER!
HAP: I PITTY THE POOR FOOLS.
CAT: THEY HAVEN'T REALISED ITS TO LATE. 

"Next time!" she teased coyly, following him out of the dojo.  "And next
time, I'll let you try me for real."

HAP: AND THEN SOUN AND GENMA BURST IN WITH A PREIST AND TWO RINGS. 
ATA: ITS OVER? NOOOOO THEY NEVER EVEN....ARGGGH
BEAV: DID HE SCORE?
CAT: OH WELL....
THEY ALL TURN TO LEANE ONLY TO SEE RYOGA STAIRING AT THE SCREEN LOOKING PALE.
ALL: UH OH.
RYO: WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?
EVERYONE POINTS TO HAPPOSAI 
RYO:RANMA I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS! PERFECT SHI SHI HOUKOU DAN!
EVERY ONE STAIRS AT RYOGE LOOKING CHARRED AND BATTERED THE SCREEN TOTALY
DESTROYED.
CAT: I THOUGHT YOU SAID NO ONE COULD FIND THIS PLACE?
ATA: THATS WHAT HE SAID ABOUT THE OTHER PLACE TOO.
HAP: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
EVERYONE PUNTS HAPPY THROUGH WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE ROOF.
BEAV: HEH HEH THAT WAS COOL. 

DA END.
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A special thanks to the fanfic author that I stole the wonderful term,
"gainaxing" from.  If I could remember who it was, I would credit them.

This is my first lemon, so I guess I'm no longer a virgin.  
Please let me know if it was good for you too.  
Just promise to be gentle, okay?  
~Tonbo