Nihao!

	I apologize in advance for this one. To give you all fair and advanced warning,
this is a self-insertion fic. If such things offend you, you might want to back out
now. This also assumes that you're familiar with my other work, Knights in which
Nene becomes a goddess and meets Skuld and Washu. Again, I'm sorry, but something's
do need to be written, this is not one of them. ~_^ 

Jusenkyo Guide


Prolog,

Mt. Quanjing Region, Bayankala Range,
Qinghai Province, China

	Where the cat had come from no one really knew. She just seemed to wander into the
area one day and decided to stay. She was a young cat, just out of adolescence. She
wasn't an exceptionally pretty cat, but there was something about this one. Maybe
it was the energy in which she held herself. The Jusenkyo Guide thought it was the
way she tried to scratch people's faces off when they tried to hold her. However,
his daughter Plum loved the cat, and so Lin Chi, as she was named, was allowed to
stay in Jusenkyo.

Lin Chi's other problem proved to be a curiosity that could kill a cat. Perhaps she
should have listened more closely to what people were saying around her. But then
again, no one ever listened in Jusenkyo.

	A high pitched yowling that changed to high pitched screaming knocked the Jusenkyo
Guide out of his day dreams. Sighing, he got up from his table and went to a spring
were young girl was trashing about in the water. Carefully extending a branch, the
Guide hauled the girl out of the spring, all the while saying,

	"Oh, too bad, you fall in Nayanniichuan, spring of drown girl. There very tragic
story of young girl that drown in spring 1,500 year ago. Now who ever fall in spring
take body of young girl."

	The young girl in question looked up at the Jusenkyo Guide, and meowed.

	The Guide developed a sweat drop; this could be a problem.

	"Oh well," he said, "At least Plum now have sister."

Jusenkyo Productions Proudly Presents
A Cross Over Fan Fiction
Amazing Journey
(All the anime in here belongs to the respective owners of such. Lin Chi and Jase
are mine, but the only thing I may do is send a weird email if you use them without
permission.)

	Why me? I know, I know, it's been asked to death, but it's the only thing I can
really think of. I mean, what did I ever do to deserve this? What makes it worse
is that I've talked with other people who've had the same thing happen to them, and
they always have a good time. Or solved a problem, or at least get the girl, but
me? Of course not. Now I'm stuck with it and there isn't anything I can do. I suppose
I better start, not at the beginning that would take too long, but rather the night
when I made the biggest mistake of my life and started on the amazing journey. (Amazing
to others, not me.)

Jot Travis Student Union Computer Lab,
University of Nevada, Reno.

	In retrospect, it was my fault. (As everyone keeps on reminding me.) If hadn't decided
to stay late at the lab, none of this would have happened. Of course if I had actually
gone home and checked my phone messages, I would have known what was coming. I've
decided that the Imp of the Perverse really doesn't like me.

	It started when I stayed after closing in the JTSU lab. I was working the last shift
and I had just found a kewl new fic on the net. The lab was dark, the only light
coming from my screen. (Yes I know that's bad for the eyes.) Well there I was, just
reading a fan fic when... Ya know? I think I'll tell this just a bit differently.


	Jase leaned back in the old broken seats that infested the JTSU Lab. 'How many times
have we complained about these things?' he thought. Most of the padding was gone,
and the backs on most were giving out as well, but of course the University wasn't
going to replace them. Or rather, they would replace them when Jase graduated.

	The words on the screen before him were spelling out the new story he had found
not five minutes before closing. Not wanting to lose it, Jase closed the lab and
kept on reading. That was three hours ago.

	The screen suddenly flared, catching Jase's attention, 'Is that damn thing acting
up again?' he thought. Much to Jase's surprise, a red haired woman popped out of
the screen, and, because of the way the monitor was set up, into his lap as well.


	"Um, hi?" Jase said as the girl got up quickly.

	"Are you Jason Smith?" she asked him.

	"Uh, yeah, why?" Jase asked.

	The girl smiled, "I'm the goddess Nene, I'm here to grant you a wish."

	Jase blinked a few times, then he blinked a few times more. "I really have got to
lay off the NesCaffe's if I'm starting to see things," Jase said.

	Nene looked annoyed. "Did you get my message?" she demanded.

	Jase looked at her blankly, "What message?"

	"The message I left on your phone," Nene explained.

	"Nope, of course I haven't been home for a couple of days," Jase said.

	"You should have gotten my email then," Nene said.

	"Which account did you send it to?" Jase asked.

	Nene blinked, "How many do you have?"

	"At last count? Seven I think," Jase replied.

	As I found out later, Nene sent it to the one account I never use and only have
because I had to get one. It seems that the email system of Heaven is even worse
than the one at UNR.

	It took Nene awhile, but she finally convinced me that she was a goddess and that
she was there to grant me a wish. Of course having a woman who looks like her suddenly
pop out of my screen and onto my lap was enough of a wish for me. Right now I really
wish I wished for that.

"So," Nene said, "What do you want to wish for?"

	"Well what can I wish for?" I asked.

	Nene explained all about wishes and things. I could wish for anything, except for
strait As. For some reason they wouldn't let me do that. 

	I looked around the lab; I was a complete blank on what to wish for. "Nene to tell
you the truth, I have no idea what to wish for. Um how about we go to my apartment
and I can think about it over dinner?" As soon as that left my mouth I realized just
how it sounded.

	"I already have a boyfriend," Nene said, somewhat stiffly. 

	"I didn't mean it like that!" I protested, "I meant, I mean, I don't want you as�"
I trailed off. It seemed to be my day for sticking my foot in my mouth.

	I found out that Nene has the ability to call up some sort of armor, and that armor
has a few features that REALLY hurt when applied to human skin.

	I finally got it strait with Nene that all I really wanted to do was go home. She
had to help me across campus. Thank God that is was about 1am in the morning so no
one saw me.

	I paused in front of my apartment. The idea of bring this lovely creature into the
same house, as my roommates was a scary one.

	"Thank you Jase, but I can handle myself," Nene said behind me.

	"Huh?" I asked, rather intelligently I might add.

	"For thinking that I'm lovely."

	"Oh, you're welcome," I said. I wasn't operating on all thrusters' right at this
point. It wasn't' until a few minutes later that what she just said made itself known.


	"Um, Nene? Did you just imply that you can read my thoughts?" I asked.

	Nene nodded and grinned impishly at me.

	"Great, just ducky," I muttered to myself.

	Knowing that my roommates were just going to LOVE this, I opened up the door. Only
to find a note on the door to my room saying that they had all gone out to the arcade
for the evening. 

	Nene read the note over my shoulder, "Good, now we can be alone."

	A few minutes later, after she pounded me for what I thought about when she said
that, I was busy heating water for my favorite meal, ramen. Of course it was my only
meal as well.

	Nene was using my phone to call someone, she didn't say who, nor did she tell me
that she was coming to visit so my surprise when a young black haired girl emerged
from my ramen was understandable. I screamed and fell back onto the couch. Nene stood
over me, smiling a smile I have now come to dread.

	"Jase," she said, "This is the goddess Skuld."

	"Um, hi," I said. This was my night for snappy comeback lines.

	It turns out that Skuld and I get along better than Nene and me. Not that I don't
like Nene, she's one of my best friends, it's just that her obsession with anything
pink drives me up a wall.

	Nene had called Skuld in to help me. It seems that the young goddess's older sister,
Belldandy, had done some wish bringing, and Nene was hopping that she would be able
to help me decide on a wish.

	"I just don't know!" I exclaimed a few hours latter, "I never really wished for
anything really. I have no clue what I would like."

	Nene looked tired, Skuld I hadn't seen for awhile. Not after she discovered my collection
of comics. It seems that the young goddess of the future adores comic books.

	From in my room Skuld's voice came drifting out, "Hey Jase?" she called.

	"Yeah?" I answered back.

	"Is Thunder Strike any good?" she asked.

	Any good? Thunder Strike? That had to have been, behind manga and Batman, my most
favorite comic of all times. Thunder Strike was a human that hung around with Thor
and got an enchanted mace. It looked like a walking staff, but when he stamped it
on the ground he got powers. The best thing about the comic was that Thunder Strike
had more human problems and concerns than the rest of the normal heroes.

	"It's one of the best!" I called back, "Ya know, I wish I had his powers, I could
really help people then."

	Nene gasped and sat up strait, and then she began to rise up from the couch. A beam
of light shot from her forehead into the ceiling. She fell back onto the couch. In
concern, and I'll hit anyone who says that's not true, I ran over and picker her
up. She looked at me and said,

	"Wish granted."

	Sometimes I really wish someone would glue my mouth shut.

	That's how it started. But I wish, damn there's that word again, that it was that
simple. It seems that I have no control over this guy. The God of Thunder, as he
likes to be called, is huge and buff. I've been told he looks like he just stepped
out of a copy of Playgirl. (And it was Nene that told me this. I've always wondered
about her after that.) For all his good looks, and powers, there's a slight problem.
He has to be the most conceited person I have ever been around. He's a braggart,
I mean he makes Kuno look humble. And whenever he decides to grace out lives (his
term, not mine) I have no control. I can see and hear what he says, but can't do
a thing about it. I have the wonderful job of doing damage control from him most
of the time now.

	Like I said, someone should have glued my mouth shut.

	It's bad enough that he considers himself Kami-sama's gift to women, but it's how
he reacts with Skuld that's the major headache of my life.

	I looked out of eyes that were no longer my own. I couldn't move or speak. All I
could do was watch and listen. What made it worse was that I could also hear this
guys thoughts. So it was with a growing horror that I watched as he turned to greet
Skuld.

	The God of Thunder turned to view the raven locked beauty that stood before him.
Her pale skin was like the full moon upon the gentle sea. Her large eyes, the window
to Heaven herself. He told her all of this, then concluded with saying that she would
make him an excellent bride. 

	I cringed as Skuld's eyes flashed fire. She pulled that large mallet she has strapped
to her back and tried to apply it to the jerk's skull. He caught it however.

	"Thou art indeed worthy of me!" he declared, "Thy fire only adds to thy charm. I
shall marry thee!"

	It was in the middle of this disclaiming that Nene got him with her hardsuit. 

	Skuld tells me that due to a bug in the system, I'm stuck with this idiot. Realizing
what had happened; I told the two goddesses that I really wished that I could have
a chance to learn how to control him.

	I really should keep my mouth shut, remind me, if I ever get back home, to take
a vow of silence. 

End Prolog
	Well what do you all think? Should I continue with this turkey or toss it in the
trash heap? This comes from rereading Oh My God? And Oh My Brother! (Two really good
self-inserts) It got me thinking. The authors who insert themselves into these things
always seem to end up as gods or help out everyone. Or at least get the girl. What
happens if the wish doesn't end up they way it was suppose to? Oh well, this was
just something to pass time for it bit. I really would like any C&C though.

JG


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Here sir we come to famous training ground of accursed springs
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|Guide of the training grounds|Ranma 1/2, Tenchi Muyo, BGC,  |
|of accursed springs, 8th     |AMG, Tank Police, Gall Force, |
|Disciple of Eriond, and proud|YUA, GitS, ADP, Evangelion    |
| member of the #SkAS#        |Project A-ko, UY, VPM, BGC!   |
|--------http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/6549 ----------------|
|Akane, Linna, Washu, Nene,   |Nene showed Mackie just how   |
|Skuld, Belldandy, Kiyone     |much she knew. Winter Blossoms|
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