Subject: [FFML] [try me for real sometime][MST][PART2.1][LEMON]
From: Catbert25
Date: 3/1/1998, 2:56 PM
To: fanfic@fanfic.com

AT LONG LAST THE CONTINUATION OF:
"WHY DON'T YOU TRY ME FOR REAL SOME TIME?"
a Ranma 1/2 lemon indulgence, ... by Tonbo
THE MST STARRING:
HAPPOSAI
ATARU 
BEAVIS
AND CATBERT25

I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED THE LAST PART OF THIS MST BUT IT SHOULD BE OUT
TOMORROW AFTERNOON. THIS ONE SUPRISINGLY CAME OUT AS GOOD AS THE LAST ONE IT'S
HARDER THAN YOU THINK TO WRITE A GOOD MST FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS AND I THINK
I PICKED THE PERFECT CAST. PLEACE C&C MY WORK. [I DIDN'T WRITE THE ORIGINAL
FIC JUST THE COMMENTS BETWEEN THE LINES FOR THOSE FEW OF YOU WHO DON'T KNOW
WHAT A MST IS] [[IT MEANS NYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER]] ANY WAY SEND COMMENNTS TO
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ENJOY!

Part 2

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Akane was anything but comfortable lying on her own arms, and she
couldn't stand that she had allowed Ranma to catch her like this.  
It was so humiliating!  She struggled to free herself, twisting 
and turning, trying to pull her arms free or simply rip through 
the material that held them.

CAT:SHE COULDN'T STAND BECAUSE SHE WAS TIED UP DOOF.
ATA:I'M ALL FOR HER RIPPING ANY MATERIAL SHE IS WEARING OFF...
HAP:NO AKANE YOU MIGHT DAMAGE ANY SILKY DARLINGS YOUR WEARING!
BEAV:HEH HEH YEA TEAR IT TEAR IT. RIPPING STUFF IS COOL.

Ranma was still lying on top of Akane, holding his upper body up and off
of her with his own arms, his hands on the floor by either side of her
head.  He watched as she struggled, her chest held higher than the rest
of her by the presence of her own arms secured behind her, her breasts
gainaxing

CAT:?????
BEAV:WHAT'S THAT MEAN?
HAP:I'D TELL YOU BUT YOUR TO YOUNG TO UNDERSTAND.
ATA:I'LL BET YOU DON'T KNOW EITHER DO YOU?

 around as she pulled and twisted her upper body for better
leverage.  He was struck dumb by the sheer beauty of it.  

HAP:STRUCK DUMB? HE WAS ALREADY...
CAT:PIPE DOWN.
ATA:YEA WE WANT TO GET TO THE GOOD STUFF.

She normally
dressed so modestly that he had never seen her breasts do that before. 
That was really more Shampoo's style.  Or Nabiki's, not that he would
ever admit he had noticed.

CAT:IT WAS SUCH A NEAT TRICK THAT HE ASKED HER IF SHE COULD DO IT AGAIN AND
GOT BELTED OVER HIS STUPID HEAD. THE END.

But more important than the sight of her struggling was the feel.  He
was lying on top of Akane, and although he was holding his upper body
up, his lower self was simply resting on top of her.

ATA:HE NAMED IT HIS LOWER SELF? THATS NOT VERY ORIGINAL, 

  Every move she
made as she writhed beneath him was transmitted into him through his
most sensitive part,

BEAV:HIS HAND?

 and that part was now about as big and sensitive as
it could get! 

HAP:I'M SO DISAPIONTED TO HEAR THAT RANMA.
ATA:THAT IT? JEEZ
BEAV:HEY THAT LOOKS LIKE MI...
CAT:[HITS HIM OVER THE HEAD.] I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT

 It was as close to sex as he had ever come.

HAP: WITH THAT THING ITS AS CLOSE AS HE'LL EVER COME.
ATA:HIS MOM WILL NEVER THINK HE'S MANLY....

Akane finally felt him through her clothing, his member pressing into
her groin.  She froze and looked up at him.  He wasn't looking at her
face, he was looking lower.  She looked down at herself as best she
could and realized with dismay that her contortions had caused the edge
of her crop-top to rise up onto her breasts, exposing their lower curves
to Ranma's view. 

CAT:[RANMA] "COME ON JUST A LITTLE MORE!!"
ATA: HYUK HYUK THAT'SM GREAT MAN!

 From her position, she couldn't be sure just how much
of her breasts he could see, or whether the all-important nipple-limit
had been reached, but that didn't matter. 

ATA: AH YES THE ALL IMPORTANT LINE THAT SEPARATES THE MEN FROM THE BOYS.
HAP:SHE ISN'T WEARING ANY SILKY DARLINGS! POOR RANMA!

 He could see her, and she
could feel him, and it was as close to sex as she had ever come.

CAT:I COULD SHOW HER MORE.

Heat was building in her face ... and elsewhere.

BEAV: HER NECK?
ATA: SHE MUST HAVE A BEAV...UH I MEAN  FEVER.

  She seemed to be
vibrating, a warm pulsing sensation emanating from her lower center and
spreading, reaching out to permeate her entire body, weak still, but
growing stronger.  She felt ... moist.

CAT:BUZZZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZZ BUZZZZZZZZ
HAP:QUIT PLAYING WITH MY BATTERY OPERATED MARTINI STIRRER!
EVERYONE BUT BEAVIS LOOKS AT HIM.
HAP:WHAT?

  She had no idea what to do
next.

CAT:NOW SHE WANTS INSTRUCTIONS!
ATA:WHATS WITH THESE TWO?
BEAVIS IS STILL MESMARISED BY THE BOTTOM OF AKANE'S BREAST AND IS MUMMBLING.
"HIGHER HIGHER..."

  She never would have chosen to be in this situation, and she
wanted it to end, she just wasn't sure exactly HOW she wanted it to end.

ATA:I HAVE A FEW SUGGESTIONS.
CAT:AS DO I.

"Ranma ..."

CAT HE'S HAVING THE SAME THOUGHT
ATA:ITS ABOUT TIME BOY SPEED IT UP.

He looked up from her chest, meeting her eyes.  She could see that he
also had no idea what to do next. 

HAP:IGNORANCE IS NOT BLISS.
ATA:YOU SAID IT OLD MAN.

 They stared into each other's souls,
their mouths open, their breathing hesitant and deep.

CAT:THAT AINT WHAT RANMA WAS STAIRIN AT I RECALL...
ATA:I'M WITH HIM ACCTUALLY.
BEAV: HIGHER HIGHER....

"Akane ..."

He swallowed, and she watched his Adam's apple move up and down. 

ATA:WELL THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION...

 It was
funny how masculine that was, funny how things like that suddenly began
to occur to her for the first time.  She had never really thought about
their differences before, the hair on his arms, the deeper resonance of
his voice, the width of his shoulders.  Okay, so maybe she HAD thought
about the width of his shoulders before.  Still, ... with him so close
to her now, it was as if she had never really seen just what a ... boy
... he was.

ATA:BOY IS RIGHT LOOK AT THAT THING I'VE SEEN EGGS BIGGER THAT THAT.
HAP:NODOKA CHAN WONT BE HAPPY ABOUT THAT. NOW I KNOW WHY GENMA'S AFRAID TO GO
HOME...

  She had met him the first time when he was a girl.  She had
met him the second time when he was a boy, but they were both nude at
the time and she was more concerned with him seeing her than with what
she could see of him.  Fine, okay, so maybe she had been a little
concerned with ONE part of him that she had gotten to see,

BEAV:WHICH PART?
ATA:I BET IT WAS HIS ELBOW.
CAT: SHE COULDN'T HAVE SEEN THAT FROM ACROSS THE ROOM...

 but that part
had never been pressed against her before, and it had certainly not been
as large then as it felt now.

ATA:GOD LORD IT GETS SMALLER??!!
CAT:I PITTY HER. IT SEEMS MY SPS THEORY WAS CORRECT.

  Yes, the feelings in her body were
definitely growing stronger, while she, on the other hand, was beginning
to feel quite weak!

BEAV:THATS BECAUSE ALL HER BLOOD WENT TO HER....
CAT:DO YOU TRY TO BE STUPID?

She couldn't stand the silence any longer.  "Are you going 
to do something, or are you just going to stay like that?"

CAT:THAT'S IT THAT WAS A REQUEST.
ATA:I'LL DO SOMETHING.
BEAV:I'M DOING SOMETHING RIGHT NOW!
CAT: DAMMIT BEAVIS PUT THAT AWAY I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!!!


He hesitated, then lowered his face closer to her own.  In 
a soft voice, he said, "What do you want me to do, Akane?"

ATA:ARRRGHHH!!! 
HAP:YOU MEAN HE STILL DOESN'T KNOW?

Akane blinked and said, "I-I meant, 'just how long do you intend to lay
on top of m...'"

CAT:PROBLY UNTIL HE FIGGURES OUT WHAT TO DO.

 and that was as far as she got before stopping. 
Somehow, it didn't sound the way she had intended.  It was supposed to
be an accusation, but instead had only emphasized the position they were
in.  This wasn't going at all the way she had expected!  She was
terribly confused.

ATA:AND I'M TERRIBLY HORNY AND FRUSTRATED HURRY UP AND DO IT!
BEAV:YEA YEA HEH HEH HEH DO IT!

"I think I'm gonna take your suggestion," he said.

ALL:YES!

"Oh?" she asked, grateful for any chance to say any thing, 
trying hard to ignore the feel of him pressing down on her.  
"What suggestion?"

ALL:...

"I think I'm just gonna hold you like this until dark."

ALL:D'OU!

Akane was stunned.  "He can't mean it!" she thought, and she began to
babble.  "Ranma, what if someone finds us like this?  I mean, what will
they think?  Our fathers will force us to get married, Nabiki will want
to take pictures, Kasumi will be shocked ... 
You can't be serious!"

CAT:YOU COULDN'T SHOCK KASUMI WITH 10,000 VOLTS. SHE'LL JUST SAY "OH,MY" AND
OFFER THEM TEA AND SAY "FATHER WIL BE SO PLEASED."

"Oh, I dunno.  Seems kinda worth it to me."  And with that, he lowered
his body more fully onto her own, repositioning himself more comfortably
on top of her, simultaneously bringing their faces - and lips - closer
together, while pushing his manhood further into the place where her
legs met.

ATA:NO YOU FOOLS YOUR SUPPOSED TO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF FIRST!

Akane felt she couldn't handle much more.  She was dizzy from the
sensations running through her.

CAT: HE GOT HER DRUNK?
ATA:SEEM LIKE IT...

  And his movement, the movement of his
most private part pressing through the oh-so-inadequate layers of cloth
and against her sensitive flesh, was almost more than she could stand. 
She closed her eyes as a small groan escaped her throat.  When she
opened them, she found his eyes only inches away, staring into hers, a
sexy smile on his face.  It became clear that he knew what her moan had
meant when he purposefully "repositioned" himself on top of her again.

ATA:NOW ITS CLEAR IT WAS ONLY OPAQUE BEFORE YOU SEE....
HAP: IS SHE REALLY THAT DUMB?


Though she tried not to respond a second time, the truth was that he was
right on her most sensitive spot, and every move he made sent a wave of
pleasure through her.  Again she moaned, and again he smiled.

ATA: MY GOD WHATS HE DOING ON HER NAVAL?
HAP:ITS THE ONLY PLACE IT WOULD FIT...

"It's okay, Akane.  I'm used to bein' a girl myself, you know.  
I know what I'm doin', and I know how it feels."

HAP:SO THATS WHY IT TAKES HIM SO DAMN LONG TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.
ATA: SAY WHERE IS BEAVIS?
CAT: HE SAID HE HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM...

Akane's eyes grew huge.  He was doing it on purpose!  Her mind refused
to accept it!  It couldn't be true!  She didn't know what she was
supposed to feel, how she was supposed to respond.

CAT:OK MY CLUE METER IS READING ZERO.
ATA:NO WAY COULD ANY ONE BE THAT DUMB!

He leaned down fully onto her, his chest contacting her breasts, his
head beside her own, his mouth next to her ear.  "Akane?" he whispered.

ATA: HOW THE HELL CAN HE PUT HIS HEAD BY HER EAR FROM ON HER NAVAL?
CAT: THAT MUST BE TERRIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE

Akane closed her eyes and fought the dizziness.  It was okay 
if she let the pleasure show on her face for just a moment, 
he couldn't see her now.  "Yes?" she breathed.

CAT:SHE IS SO WASTED. 
ATA: I WONER HOW MANY SHOTS SHE HAD?
HAP:HITTIN DADDY'S SAKE A LITTLE HARE EH AKANE?
ATA: HOW COME THEY SKIPPED THE DRINKING SCENE?

"Are you wearin' panties, or not?"

HAP:THATS MY BOY RANMA!
ATA:TALK ABOUT A ONE TRACK MIND, WHAT IS WITH THAT BOY?

What the ... ?!  Her eyes snapped open!  "What's THAT supposed to mean,
Ranma?!" she said.

CAT:UH HE HAS A PANTY FETTISH? I'M JUST GOIN OUT ON A LIMB HERE...

He raised up from her again and looked down at her, his smile no longer
quite so sexy, his eyes no longer quite so kind.  "I mean, are you gonna
tell me, or am I gonna have to check for myself?  You don't really think
this is over, do you?  You still haven't admitted that I beat you."


BEAV:HEH HEH HEH HEH BEAT
CAT:HE SURE DID...HEH HEH
BEAV:CUT IT OUT BUTT HOLE THATS MINE DAMMIT!

Akane went over the edge.  She was bound, but she wasn't helpless!  If
he thought he was going to take advantage of her, he was wrong!  If he
thought she was going to just lay there and let him do whatever
perverted things he wanted to her, then she was 
going to teach him a lesson.

CAT:ITS ONLY FAIR THAT SHE GETS TO DO PERVERTED THINGS TO HIM TOO...
ATA:THATS THE WAY AKANE ..GIVE IT TOO HIM!

She did one sit-up.  The hardest, fastest sit-up she had ever done in
her entire life!  The lifting power of her legs pushed him forward and
off-balance ... right into her forehead as it connected with his face!

CAT:REMINDS ME OF MY FIRST KISS...
 
The force of the blow knocked him up and back, but not quite off. 

ATA:YOU MEAN HE STILL HASN'T GOTTEN OFF YET?

 From
her new sitting position, she tried to roll to the side to get out from
under him, but he grabbed her shoulders and pushed her back.  She tried
to bend in the middle, do another sit-up, push him away from her again,
but this time he was ready and he was not relaxed.  He forced her down
with all his weight and strength, pushing against her upper body with
his arms, her lower body with his legs, back onto the floor, onto her
back, onto her arms, still bound behind her.

CAT:...

Again she struggled, screaming her defiance as she had when she had
first found herself in this position.  And this time, she almost got
loose.  But not quite.  Ranma pressed down against her and held her
beneath him, enjoying the struggle, enjoying the sensations and enjoying
the tacit permission to touch her in this way.  It fully occurred to him
now that if at any time she had simply stopped during their fight and
said she quit, said that she didn't want to fight any more, he would
have been disarmed.  He couldn't really attack a girl, he knew that for
a fact.  Attacking Akane, doing to her what he WAS doing to her would be
no different from doing it to a stranger, or, say, to Kasumi, and he
knew he could never do such a thing.  The only thing that made it okay
now was the fact the she had gone along with it.  At each and every
step, for pride, anger or whatever other reason, she had invited his
attacks with her own or with her words, even after he had made his
intentions clear.

ATA:WOW YOU WERE RIGHT CATBERT HE REALLY IS A SADIST.
CAT:TOLD YA.
HAP:I NEVER KNEW HE HAD IT IN HIM I'M SO PROUD

It was still a contest, still a battle to see who would win.  
And she was still participating.
+TO BE CONTINUED....