All characters belong to Rumiko  Takahashi.

A Totally Non-sensical Tripe production

Of a Ryoucilo film

Clothes Make the Transvestite

I sit here alone in my room. I come up here every time I want to
think about how messed up my life is. I take off the dress and I am
left with some lengrie. I unhook the bra and take out the stuffing that
had been in them for the day. I walk over the mirror and look at my
flat chest. It's not that I'm a man and I wear women's clothes is what
makes me so messed up. No, that's not really that bad. I mean it's odd, but
all of the males in my family have done it and we've never seen anything
wrong.
What makes me so messed up is him.
I love him so much, but I haven't told him that I am not a woman. He thinks
that
I am the girl of his dreams. If he only knew. I really don't think I could
bare to
tell him. He would cast me aside knowing the truth and I would be alone
again.
It would take him a while to figure it out though. I am very good at hiding
and dressing
up. I always have to wear a dress that doesn't reveal any cleavage because I
don't
have any. But he's never noticed.
Sometimes I'll wear a short skirt, but I must say that it is rather hard to
cover my..um.. essentials.
I put on some jeans, but still haven't put on a shirt. I hear a door
opening. I turn around
and I see who it is. It's him. He is staring at me in utter disbelief. Who
can blame him? Finding
out that you're girlfriend is a guy can be a little shocking. He doesn't say
anything. He shakes his head and asks in a very timid voice,"Akari?"
"Yes?"
"You're a man?"
"Yes."
"I think I'll just rest here for a while," he says before falling to the
grouns unconscious. I rush over
to make sure he's okay. Maybe I can say that he was just having a nightmare.
Maybe I can live this
lie a little while longer. 

The End 

I guess that I should Apologize to Sean Gaffney who I'm pretty sure will be
a tad bit angry at me for writing this.^_^ 
To all  those people who say 'Yeah right Akari's not a man!' think about how
you never see her cleavage in the manga. 
I might be wrong because I don't have volume thirty, but as far as I know we
have never seen any real indication
that Akari is a woman. If you still don't believe me watch Jerry Springer
sometime. 
You'd be surprised at how good those transvestites are.^_^ Until I find
better things to write about. Ja ne.