Subject: Re: [FFML] [R 1/2] Fertility vs. Sterility
From: Aya Nakajima
Date: 3/1/1998, 12:34 AM
To: bogue@oak.negia.net
CC: ffml@fanfic.com



bogue@oak.negia.net wrote:

This was kind of weird, but I decided to write it anyway.
Don't ask me where I got the title from. It just came to me while
I was writing this.

Is this offensive? If it is tell me.

All of the characters belong to Takahashi. So don't sue me!

A Totally Non-sensical Tripe production

Of a Ryoucilo film

Fertility vs. Sterility

"So Mr.Saotome is sterile?"


<Snip>

Several Years Later

Two people were sitting on a park bench. One was a young man wearing a brown
shirt and baggy traveling pants. He had green eyes and a pink stripe going
through his hair. The other person was a young woman who was wearing a
school
uniform. She had short black hair and she also had green eyes.
The man said,"Ranko?"
Ranko said,"Yes Butaga?"
"Why do you think our dads hate each other?"
"I don't know. I asked my mom and she said it was a rather sensitive issue
and didn't say anything else."
"Guess we'll never know. Say do you want to come over for dinner?"
"Yeah, anything to get away from my mom's cooking. *Blech*."
"My mom's cooking so we're not going to be having any pork."
"That's okay. I can understand seeing as how you have a pig for a father."
"Hey! My dad is not pig. Well, at least not all of the time."
"Okay it's a date."
"We still go out on dates even though we're engaged?"
"Of course silly. We have to get to know each other better."
"I can think of some better ways we can get to know each other."
Butaga leaned over and began to kiss Ranko very passionately.Ranko pushed
him away.
"Stop that! Not in public!"
Butaga said in a fake French accent,"But I would make love to you anywhere!
I would even make love to you if you were my sister!"
Ranko giggled and said,"Stop it Butaga! That's the stupidest thing I've ever
heard you say!"
Butaga smiled and said,"Yeah, I mean who in their right mind would think
we're
related?"

Until I find better things to write about. Ja ne.

  Could someone please find me one of Akane's really BIG, really Really HEAVY,
muti-TON dimensional hammers?  I've got the sudden yen to nail a certain author
all of a sudden.......  ^_^'