Well here is the next chapter of my anime parody ego trip, I hope this guy's
'problem'  is apparent enough. I'll exsplain it to you guys in detail tn later
chapters. For those of you who didn't see my last chapter you should go out
and get it it is one of my better works. [It involves a sailor moon parody] I
think you know where I got this guy from. PLEASE C&C me! At Catbert25@aol.com.
I really want to know what you guys think of this. The next part should bee
out soon but I have other stuff to write too... at any rate I'll stop talking
and start the fic now...


ego Trip. part 5
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Thy name eludes me...
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	Ryo looked at Ryoko as she lay on the ground yet again. "Your getting
better." he said to her rubbing his cheek with the back of his hand. Ryoko
growled and shakily stood up. She walked towards a large tree and collapsed
breathlessly.
	 She no longer had to worry about the hordes of boys swarming her when her
guard was down, even Akemi left her alone since the fight with the Sailor
Fighters last month. Her grudge with Akemi was a small one really, over an
elementary school hatered of each other. Akemi was a sneaky coniveing little
bitch who used her charms to manipulate people to get what she wanted. They
had taken an instant dislikeing to each other and Akemi had done every thing
in her power to make Ryoko's life miserable. Makeing her personal life almost
non existant. Boy's were afraid of her and most of the girls wouldn't speak to
her, the few who would were usually anti social psycopaths who would end up in
jail soon after they graduated if not sooner. That jerk Ryo's best quality
besides his friendship with Phil whom she found she rather liked when he
wasn't around Ryo. (Not very often.) Was the fact that he was smart enough to
avoid her. She found she didn't really care about Akemi any more at the
beginning of the year, Then she went and managed to get half the male
population to attack her every morning, and some how got the school
administrators to ingnore them. Now she was back at square one, she found that
she didn't care if Akemi lived or died any more, everyone including the staff
feared her and Ryo. Her grades rose dramatically and the letters to her home
about her "unacceptable behavior" stopped almost instantly. Life was pretty
good right now.

	Ryo looked t the small girl in front of him. "OH! Ryo-kun!" tell me this
isn't the cutest out fit you've ever seen!" squealed Akemi. "That isn't  the
cutest out fit I've ever seen." said Ryo with a sour look. "Oh your such a
kidder." said Akemi as she smacked him lightly on the cheek. "I'm going to
hurl." he said to her. Phil looked at him and Akemi. "He sure has been sick
alot since we got to Japan." he said thoughtfully. Ryo looked at him unable to
tell if that had been sarccasm.

	Outside a boy wlked up to one of the students entering the gate. "Have you
seen this guy?" he asked holding out a photo of Ryo a few years younger with a
few other boys standing next to him. "Ryo? yea he should be over by the big
oak." said the boy pointing to a large oak tree where Ryo usually waited for
school to begin. "So his name is Ryo." said the boy walking over to the tree.

	Ryo was looking at a book trying to ignore Akemi when a someone called out.
"I have you now!...um.....Zalgildoze?....Uh..." Ryo looked up to see a boy
with a boomerang strapped to his back looking frustrated as he struggled to
remember something. "Ryo?" offered Ryo. "The boy's face lit up "Yeah! thats
it!...isn't it?" he said unsure of himself. "Wh-Who are you?" asked Akemi. The
boy looked at her for a moment with a strange exspression. "Its been a while
Martin." said Ryo. "I am Martin fair one." replied Martin in his unusually
slight accent.  Ryo wondered what would have happened if he had said his name
was 'Asswipe' for a moment. "What brings you to Japan?" asked Ryo. "Well my
father died and I thought I'd do some traveling." said Martin. "My
condolances." said Ryo. "Thanks but to be honest there wasn't much love
between us. I was traveling around and realized I didn't have a destination,
so I picked you." he said looking at Ryo. "I'm flattered." said Ryo looking at
him oddly. "Don't be, we never did find out which of us was better." said
Martin with a heavy gaze. "So, you want to fight?" asked Ryo. "Sure do."
Replied Martin. Ryo smiled.

	Ryo walked towards the open feild flanked by Phil, Martin, and Akemi. "Who is
that your girlfreind?" asked Martin. "Yes!" piped up Akemi happily. The look
on Ryo's face told him otherwise. 

	Ryo and Martin faced each other on the feild and smiled confidently at each
other. Martin pulled the bommerang from his back with a metalic sliding sound.
Ryo dropped back into a loose Kempo stance. "Kempo?" asked Martin. Ryo
smirked, "Mabey." he replied. Ryo shot into the air as the small boomerang
Martin had thrown when he unsheathed his large one spun past  where his head
had been moments before. "That was dirty." he said with a grin as he landed.
"Since when do you care about that?" asked Martin returning the grin. He spun
the large boomerang at Ryo who ducked and doged as it weaved back and forth
almost hitting him several times. Ryo watched as it returned to Martins hand.

	 Ryo had learned the hard way not to try and grab Martin's boomerangs They
were specially made so that he could move the handle to different parts of the
blade thus makeing grabbing at them dangerous unless you knew exactically
where the handle was, plus the fact that he was a master at the art and could
make them fly exactically as he wanted too, often weaving complex patterns in
the air and always returning to where he was, no matter he moved. Ryo
suspected some sort of electronics or magic was involved but never mentioned
this to Martin or anyone else.

	Ryoko watched the fight with alot of interest. "The boy is keeping Ryo on his
toes. He is amazing with that thing." she thought with a dark look, she didn't
want to see Ryo defeated by someone else and it looked like that might happen.

	Martin watched as the boomerang returned to his hand and Ryo got into a
familiar stance. "Here it comes." he thought as he readied himself. 
Ryo's eyes glowed red with the power building inside him. "FLAME WAVE BEAM!"
he yelled sending the energy attack at Martin who responded by throwing his
boomerang at the blast. 

	It was a small blast and the boomerang was enought to deflect it, but the
boomerang sailed off course and embedded itself into a nearby tree Ryo laughed
"With out your weapon your mine." he said. "Think so?" asked Martin as he
flicked his wrist causing a small folded object to fall from his sleeve into
his hand. He reached his other hand behind him and into the back of his pants
and pulled out a simmilar object. Two more flicks and medium and small
boomerangs appeared from them. Ryo looked at him with a grin. "Lets finish
this." he said. "Quite." said Martin. "Quite?" asked Ryo looking at him funny
as he dodged the two boomerangs and closed in on the boy. Martin tried to back
away but it was too late, Ryo uppercut him neatly sending him sprawling to the
ground. the two boomerangs emmbedded themselves into the ground near Martin's
hands after rushing by Ryo's head. Ryo stood over him and raised his fist into
the air. 

	Ryoko watched in horror as she saw what Ryo was going to do. "No you'll kill
him!" she thought desparately. She saw the look in Ryo's eyes and gasped, he
knew *exactically* what he was doing.
to be continued....
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Ohh don't you just hate cliff hanger endings??!! Is Ryo really the hero?  Is
it Ryoko? Killing is cool heh heh heh. What will happen? can Ryoko stop him in
time? Will she?

Next time on ego trip : Little ninja girl.
see ya there!