Theo Mintesnot wrote:

Posted w/ permission(I think..........).

THE THEORY:

Here's a theory of mine, presented by the cast of MST3k.
plz do NOT take this too seriously and get pissed.

 

Not at all.  I'm flattered that you considered me talented enough to
write great works such as "TRIO".  Your theories were amusing as well.   

Mike: Just wondering, guys, but what facts justify your theory?
Crow: May I have the honor?
Tom: Of course.

Joel: I object!

Tom: Honor is earned, not given my child....

Crow: Thank you. 

Crow: (whining) Joel!  He's making me act all polite!

Joel: Good!  I was getting tired of saying "Crow...." all the time.  

Fact 1: All superheroes have alter egoes. 

Joel: Some superheroes have egos period.

Crow: Just look at the late Oscar Saiyajin.... 

Tom: Don't you mean *past away*

While Flashman, a _Superhero_, has been in countless self-insertion >fics, Megane 6.7 hasn�t been in any recently.

Actually, I think I've only been in two.  In "Interview with the Master"
I interviewed Happosai and in "Top Ten Rejected Lines" I had a cameo
role.  I also participated in the Chicken Cannon sentencing of Catkiller
with Caroline Ann Seawright.

My next big role is hosting the Chicken Ball Awards.  (Coming real soon
now....I hope.)

Tom: Fact 2: Flashman�s email begins with an M. Megane�s begins with an
F!

Joel: Flashman's middle inital is an A.  Mine is a D.  

Tom: My god!  It all ADs up!      

Crow: Fact 3: Megane 6.7 has written �canon� MSTs, while Flashman has
usually done the FanFicML Special.

I'm not used to writing MSTings on the go.  I usually focus on the
really bad ones and then slowly take it apart with humor.  I MSTed
Flashman's "Dragon Moon 1/2" Pt. 1 on the go but no one ever commented
on it. 

Crow: It sucked!

Quiet, you!  

(Crow is thrown high into the air.  A wooden table appears and Crow
drops right through the middle of it.  TOGGG!!!)   

Crow: (imitating Garth) Ow....

Tom: Fact 4: Flashman is the only one that vouluntarily given his >fanfic for MSTing to Megane; and he went easy on it and even said that >it wasn�t really bad!

Compared to "Games" and "Artemis's Lover" it was pretty good.  I think I
did a good job on it, considering it was my first non-lemon MSTing at
the time.  Other authors have given me their fanfics to MST but Flashman
was the first.  

Crow:Fact 5: Flashman hasn�t done any real lemons, _like_Megane_, and
when he did write one sex scene he had help from his �friend�, Megane!
Tom: Let�s face it, Mike; we�ve uncovered something big!!

 

I take it you've seen an advance copy of the "TRIO" lemon I wrote?  ;)

Oh, that reminds me Flashman....Don't you have a big fight scene to
write for me?  I'm eager to finish that fic.  ;)

So what you think? Have I lost it, or am I that much closer to the >truth?

THE REACTION:

While I am proud that you compare me to Megane.... I'm sorry to say
that your theory has as much basis in fact as "A Night to Remember"
does about the Titanic incident.

Nice try, but no sale. (Hmmm, I'm sounding like Minako.  I think I
need to sleep now.) ^_^

Thanks Flashman!  Well, as for my reaction, you've definately uncovered
some disquieting coincidences.  However, I'm sorry to say Flashman and
Megane 6.7 are two seperate entities.  You're not the first person to
ask this sort of question.  Once, someone accused me of making up Oscar
in order to MST him because he couldn't believe anyone could seriously
write as badly as that.  I may write a lot of lemons, but I draw the
line at hermaphrodites of any age, with or without their pets. 

Well, it's been fun but I have to be going for now.  It was a cool
theory and all, but Flashman and I are definately not the same person. 

Sincerely,

Megane 6.7

May The Spirit Preserve You!  ;)