Well...I've been looking around my hard drive, and I found this
piece.  It's just something I wrote when I was first introduced to Ranma
1/2, and has actually been through many revisions thanks to Nick Casler
and SKJAM!.  Thanks.  I still plan to work on it, possioble convert it
from a spam to an actual storyline.  Comments welcome, flames not.
	Thanx!
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	PIG BALLS:  A spamfic by Myrriden
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	"The world is a dark and lonely place," he whispered.
	His foe looked at him with unconcealed glee.
	"You shouldn't have made me unhappy,"  Ryouga snarled, his eyes
snapping open to reveal a intense blue aura.  The aura spread quickly from
the flaming eyes and surrounded his taught, wiry frame, condensing into a
bright ball of energy three inches above his right hand.
	His foe looked at him with unconcealed horror.
	"Shishi HouOKODAN!!"
		It's hard to describe the immensity of such an explosion.
		Some describe it as a large blue plasma ball, while others
		describe it other ways.
		I describe it as... 
		_A Really Bad_ Thing.
	Unless your foe happens to be something other than a normal man.
As soon as the immense, powerful ki blast tore into the man's skin, his
very flesh condensed, then erupted outward, shearing flesh from bones
at an incredible rate.  Muscles formed in the expanse, while thick white
hair formed over the now much larger torso.
	Within seconds a incredibly powerful white monster stood in place
of the man.  Ryouga frowned at the strange creature he had gained the
enimity of.  The creature which had attacked him when he had found the
strange black device.  It had introduced itself earlier as Enzyme, and had
attacked with a weapon designed to depress the target for stunning. 
	 To forestall any other attacks by the white monster, he raised
his umbrella threatingly.  Enzyme glanced at it...
	See Enzyme Run!
	Ryouga sighed and looked down into his other hand which was still
holding the instrument he had found before Enzyme had attacked.  A 
somewhat large black and red triangular object.  Three black plates with
red inlays made up the main surface area; while in the center was a large
glowing orb.
	"Hmm."  Suddenly a blow from behind pitched Ryouga forward.  His
head slammed into the object.  He felt something happening. He felt
immense pain; as if his whole body was on fire.  Light was flaring about
him.  Something was covering him.  Pain, heat, anger...
	Anger?  No...RAGE!
	Ryouga began to feel depressed again.
	Enzyme was now facing a really depressed and angry Ryouga/Guyver.
_Not_ cool.
	With Ryouga's attack, Enzyme turned and fled.  He knew the
destructive power of a guyver enhanced human.  Especially a _pissed_
guyver enhanced human.
	Watching after, Ryouga's pale yellow optic gleamed with a fierce
light.  As Enzyme's fleeing attested, he realized that not only did he
feel stronger, but faster as well. That could only mean one thing.
	Ranma...Prepare to DIE! Bwahahahahahahahahaha!

	It was a warm sunny afternoon in the Tendo household.  Ranma was
laying back, merely enjoying the warm comfortable breeze, the bright lazy
sun.  The only thing that could ruin this...KNOCK ON WOOD!  NO ILL
WISHING, Ranma!
	Whoops!  Too late!  With a smooth aerial landing, Ryouga
touch-downed on Ranma's face, plowing through the earth five feet before
stopping.  With a roar, Ranma grabbed Ryouga's legs and threw him back out
of the pit before jumping out himself.  After dusting himself off, he
realized something very important.
	'Damn' Ranma thought, "Why didn't you announce yourself as usual,
Ryouga?"
	"Ranma, prepare to die," Ryouga replied simply.
	"Now you tell me,"  Ranma snorted.  Ryouga merely bared his fangs
and attacked.  
	It was a normal fight; in that Ranma was kicking Ryouga's butt
almost easily.  (Nothing was ever truly easy for Ryouga,)  Ryouga, of
course, noticed this (duh) and initiated his little...help.
	"Guy...VER!"
	'Did the old bag teach him some new type of attack?'  Ranma
wondered to himself.  His wonder ended when light flared around Ryouga,
encasing him in the blackened armor.
	'Shit," was all Ranma could manage before the crazy pig-boy
attacked.  He was barely able to dodge the maniacal hands, knowing in them
lay his doom.  (melodramatic...but it works)
	Suddenly the elbow joints flickered in the black as death armor.  Two
large blades decided then to SHINK out of the joints.
	Ranma gulped...then laughed as two large umbrellas popped out of
Ryouga's wrists.  Ryouga merely glanced at them and shrugged.  They 
could work as shields.
	"_What_ is going ON here?"  Akane shouted.  Both Ranma and Ryouga
twirled, Ryouga's armor disappearing as Akane turned the corner to see
them.  "Are you two fighting  _Again_!?"
	Ranma laughed nervously and began to rub the back of his
head.  "Heh heh, hi Akane.  Just sparring."  Akane fixed him with a evil
glare.  Suddenly Ryouga began to laugh.  Both Ranma and Akane stared at
him.
	"God, Akane!  You are so _para_noid!  Ranma and I were just
sparring.  Nothing much."
	"Well...okay, then.  You guys don't mind if I watch, do you?"
	"Sorry,"  Ryouga answered, "Ukyo asked me to run a few errands for
her.  I have to try and find my way back there now."  Ryouga shrugged as
if embarressed before fixing Ranma with a look that said clearly, LaTEr
CHUmp!!  Well...maybe not.  It was more like Later, _chUMP_.
	Walking outside the dojo gates, he fished his canteen out of his
backpack and poured the water of himself, then activated the deadly
guyver unit.  With a flash of light, the ebony armor formed around his
rotund body.

	Heh heh.  Crazy black Pig Balls!

		Play with your best friends.
		Play it with your best friends as you put them down six
		feet under.

	Crazy Pig Balls can be dangerous; as Ranma soon found out.


	The Guyver enhanced pork grenade headed straight for Ranma.

			This little piggy went to market,

	Ryouga ricocheted off the dojo's sign post.

			This little piggy stayed home,

	With another bounce off a wooden door frame, he zeroed in on
Ranma, tightening his aim to an excruciating degree.

			This little piggy cried "BWEEEEEEE"

	as he slammed into Ranma's face with deadly accuracy, unleashing
the powerful Shishi Houokodan which had been building inside of him for
the past minute.

		Then this little piggy went Boom Boom _BOOOOOOOOOM_
	all the way home.

	Heh heh.
	Crazy pigballs.


	Don't kill me for this...
	Myrriden out