Ego trip part 4
Ryoko and Ryo vs. the Super Sailor Fighters

Woo hoo! high level parody stuff here folks.Gotta love the SM thing I got
goin. Any how how many of you False sceptics got the armpit thing? OR even the
[false sceptics] joke. does any one get that? If you do. is it funny? Two
points for anyone who can tell me about those jokes. Which brings me to this
PLEASE C&C me!! I want to know if anyone actually reads this Original stuff!
My address is Catbert25@aol.com [It should be noted that I cannot receive
attachments on my account because the master account holder is a butt head so
no three page letters OK? IF you do Break them up so I can get them.] YES,I
WANT YOUR OPINION!! any how The next Spirit wihtin should have been already
out and Separation Anxiety 4 should be out today or tomorrow. This has the
potential to piss alot of people off. Partially because of the way I treat
certain characters and partially because of the way one character acts in this
chapter. Things'll change pretty soon as I have a bunch of plans for our
hero's fate before they head for the states....

	"Umagi! One of the power signatures just doubled! These Oni are very strong."
said the small pig on Sailor Soloar's shoulder. "Great" said one of the other
Sailors. The girls rounded the corner and turned into the school yard.

Ryoko looked at Ryo and smiled slightly "I have you." she said coolly. Ryo
frowned "You don't think that was my only trick do you?" he said looking at
her casually. "His arrogance is unbeleavable!" she thought angrily. Then the
Super Sailor Fighters rounded the corner.
	 "Hey Ryo there's your sailor Fuku's." said Phil looking at Ryo calmly.
"Huh?" said Ryo looking at the new arrivals. Ryoko didn't seem to notice.
"HONOO-HACHO-KOSEN!" she called out Releasing her own wave of energy. Ryo
casually put his hand up and said "ICE VORTEX." and a cloud that looked like
it was made of Shadows formed around his hand. When the beam colided with it
it vanished in a cloud of steam. "You really didn't think I'd alow you to
learn a move from me I didn't have a counter measure for did you?" he asked as
Ryoko gaped at him. She slammed her fist into the ground in frustration,
causeing the ground in front of her to push upwards for about twenty yards,
Ryo was knocked into the air as he was hit by the Rocks jutting up from the
ground. "Wh what the hell was that?!" he said dumbly. Ryoko looked at her
hands oddly, "What did I just do?" she wondered.
	Akemi gaped at the spectical of the fight. "Those are the Oni?" she asked.
"No way Oni are much better looking than that." said Umagi. The other Sailors
looked at her. "Before they change into horrible monsters you Idiots!" she
cried defensively. "I think he's cute." said Akari. the others glaired at her.
"What? he is!" she cried. 
 
	"Seace and desist evil beings for the vengance of love is upon you!" said an
obviously feminine voice from behind Ryo. Ryoko's eyes went wide as she saw
the Super Sailor Fighters standing behind Ryo. "Stay out of this fight." said
Ryo ignoring the girl. "Humph, how rude." said Umagi. "Ryo you don't want to
piss these people off." said Ryoko looking at Ryo with a worried exspression.
"And now you doubt your own abilities?" asked Ryo with a smirk. "Martial arts
is one thing but we are way out of our leage here, and I wont have you drag me
into this." she wispered angrily. "So ...Stop me then." said Ryo with a grin.
"look.." started Ryokoo looking at the girls when three of them rushed her
looking angry. She dodged despatately around their weapons as they jabed at
her with Heart and star shaped wand looking things. "Can't we talk about
this?" she asked. "Sailor X-23! use the ..." she was cut off as Ryo jabbed his
elbow into her stomach. Sailor andromeda! Sailor Polaris! cried Umagi breaking
her attack on Ryoko. She turned to see the two girls struggling to get up from
the ground behind Ryo. "So where is the 23 year old child mollester,who shows
up whenever you in trouble and saves your asses before fondling the twelve
year old?" asked Ryo smuggly. "I'm fourteen dammit!" yells Umagi before
realizing her mistake and blushing profusely. Ryo uppercut her quickly useing
the distraction. "Big difference. I still want to kick his ass for some
reason." quipped Ryo. "That was dirty."cried Umagi from the ground. "So do
something about it." groweled Ryo looking angrily at her. Umagi got up
carefully and threw her barrets at Ryo "BARRETE BOMMERA...no way!" cried Umagi
and the other senshi. Ryo easily caught the projectiles and was examining
them. "Why do these things glow like that?" he asked, they exsploded in his
hand and reappeared on Umagi's head. "He caught them!" said Umagi dumbfounded.
	Ryo painfully got up from the ground with tendrils of smoke rising from his
body from the blast, then a shadow loomed over him. "Tell me again how you are
going to kick the 'child mollesters' ass?" said a male voice. "Ok." said Ryo
with an evil grin.
	
            Ryoko dodged the Sailors vigorously, then she realized . "This is
easy." she said aloud. The four Sailors growled at her as they attempted to
close the circle they were forming around her. Ryoko stopped and stood in the
middle. "Why am I running from you?" she asked. "Because we are The Super
Sailor Fighters." said one of the girls. "Not good enough." said Ryoko simply
as she slammed her fist into the ground sending a shock wave into the ground
causing it to buckle and slam into the Sailor with long brown hair.

	The shadow belonged to Tuxido cloak he was a tall and obviosly very handsome
man dressed in a tuxido and wearing a black hooded cape and a ballroom mask.
Ryo kooked behind him crouched from the ground.m He slammed his leg into Tux-
boy's leggs causing him to teeter and turning his own body around to face
Tuxy. He lept into the air and performed a Flashkick style flip kick nailing
the older man in the chin sending him reeling to the ground. He did not get
up. 
	Umagi looked on from the ground in seeming wonder as Tuxido cloak seemed to
rush to her rescue, only to get the crap kicked out of him in about two
seconds. "NOOOO! she cried as a wand like object appeared inher hand. "I shall
banish you to the neither world vile creature prepair to meet your maker evil
demon of hell, by the power of my love I..." she spewed the typical magical
crap while makeing a large circle in the air with the wand, whe was almost
halfway finished with it when Ryo stood up looked at her sternly for amoment
sighed and said, "You talk too much, FLAME WAVE BEAM!" he raised his arm and
shoe a beam right through the center of the almost completed circle, catching
Umagi right in the face and dropping her to the ground again like a rock. A
flower shot by his face cutting his cheek. "Don't you touch her!" said Tuxido
cloak. "What was I supposed to do stand there like a deer caught in headlights
and stair at her until she blasted me?" Ryo asked pointedlly. Tuxy Growled at
him and dove at him in an attempt to tackle him, only to get kneed in the chin
hard.  Ryo then performed a spinning back kick keeping him standing and back
fisted him in the face knocking him on his butt clutching his mouth as blood
gushed from his face. "Try to hide your Identity with that Tux boy." Taunted
Ryo. 
	Ryoko looked at the bodies of the four Sailors around her and panted  in
exaustion. She had beaten the Super Sailor Fighters, alone. "Well most of them
anyway." she said as she turned to see that Ryo's fight with the Sailor
Fighter leader had turned Ugly, as he beat on Tuxido cloak easily. But the Tux
man kept getting back up and comming back for more, each time trying something
different but always beaten back mercilessly. Sailor Solar got up and looked
at Ryo from behind. Ryoko smiled as she began chanting something, 'NO! if I
don't beat him...' her smile turned into a frown but she realised she was too
late as the sailor fighter shot something at him that was followed by a
sparkelling trail.

	Ryo frowned as the Relentless boy kept comming back. "Cut it out moron are
you trying to get killed?" he said looking angrily at the man as he got up
again ad rushed him. Sudenly he was surrounded by Sparkleing light, "Funny I
didn't sence a threat." said Ryo as he looked around until the light became
blinding.
	Umagi sighed in releaf as she saw the boy disappear into the light. "My love
power has destroyed the evil monster." she said with tears in her eyes as she
feel to her from the beating she had taken. "Who are you calling an evil
monster?" said a voice from over her. "NO!" she said aloud. as she looked up
to see Ryo standing above her. "OOh, tinglly." he said as the last of the
light faded off him. "It didn't work." she cried as the other Sailors looked
on with horror too weak and drained to fight. "Why didn't it work?" she
sobbed. Ryo plopped next to her in a sitting position. "Thats easy." he said.

	Ryoko looked in wonder as Ryo sat unharmed next to a stunned Tuxido cloak and
a drained Umagi. "Your not an ONI???!!!" screamed Umagi. The other Sailors
fell over. "Why didn't you tell us?!!!" demanded the one with long brown hair.
"That wouldn't have been any fun." answered Ryo. "Fighting with the Super
Sailors are you mad?" asked the one with short black hair. "Who is on the
ground?" asked Ryo in answer. The girl blushed and looked away. "What about
her? Is she an Oni?" asked Umagi looking at Ryoko. "Acctually I'm not
sure..."said Ryo looking at her with false contemplation. "THAT-IS-NOT-
FUNNY."growled Ryoko. "It was meant to be." said Ryo smiling. The Sailors fell
on there faces and rose painfully to their feet. Umagi looked around "If they
aren't Oni now what do we do?" she asked. Akari piped up. "Go for ice cream?"
she suggested. Ryo watched them walk away. "I could sure go for some chocolate
right now..." said one of them. "Hey I know! we should get giant Robots!" said
another. She was promptly creamed by the others.
	Ryo turned to face Tuxido cloak as he leaned aganst a tree looking tired.
"Wussy little child mollester, get your self a real woman." Ryo said grinning
like a cheshire cat. "You don't know what its like to be in love." he spat
back. "Love or no it is still a felony." smirked Ryo. Tuxido cloak growled and
walked away knowing there was no way he could win this battle.
	
	A young man walked up to a bar and held out a photo. "Have you seen this
guy?" he asked the bartender. "Who is he?" asked the bartender. The boy looked
at him with a hard stare. "I don't know." the boy said. "Afraid I can't help
you then." replied the bar keep. "Hiya cutie whats your name?" asked an
attractive woman. The boy spoke with a very slight australian accent. "Go
away." he said coolly. "You sure sugar? I got alot to offer, and I love your
accent." she said arching her back to show off her breast. "I have no need for
your kind." he stated as he turned away. A large group of men surrounded him.
"You can't talk to her that way kid." said the largest and obvioslly dumbest
of the group.

	A few moments later the boy walked out of the bar. Several men started
screaming as he walked out and stood for amoment in the middle of the street,
he reached up and the screaming stopped. The bar window exsploded sending
glass every where and a steel bladed boomerang landed in the boys hand. "Who
are you?" asked an elderly drunk who had whitnessed the whole affair. "I wish
I could tell you." said the boy. he walked out of the small town and headed
east.
	The bar tender looked at the wad of bills and the note "Sorry about the mess.
A large number of unconcious bodies were strewn about the bar. "That thing was
sharp as a razor and he didn't even cut anybody he hit it with" thought the
bartender in awe of the boys skill.
to be continued...
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Next time on Ego trip: this ain't no Ryoga!
    Challenge of the outlander!
see ya there!