[FFML] [FF] Classic Complications, ACT II 48:128

Whoops!ï¿½ Well, I made a boo boo.ï¿½ ACT II is almost 35k.ï¿½ So I won't be posting
by acts.ï¿½ I'll denote ACT and starting scene number and ending scene number
ACT
I 1:47 would have been the first post, for instance.

MISU (V.O.)
Complications takes place in a science fantasy future where demons
fall in love with alien guys and the major question of every
intelligent well educated college student is, "Is this the party?"
Weird aliens are commonplace, the bizarre becomes the norm and it's 
all a teenager can do to keep from being kidnapped. Why? Well, 
that's complicated.

DISSOLVE TO:

MONTAGEï¿½ COLLEGE LIFE
the characters are visually introduced with emphasis on MISU, 
SPIKE, MANDY and SAM.

SUPERIMPOSE TITLE
ï¿½CLASSIC
*C*O*M*P*L*I*C*A*T*I*O*N*S*ï¿½


[Dramatis Personae
Misu, Heir Apparent to the Alpha Centaurian Throne
Mandy, Misuï¿½s girlfriend
Spike, Son of A General
Samantha (Sam), A Singer and Spikeï¿½s Girlfriend
Matthieu (Mat), Frenchman
Vincent (Vinny), Matï¿½s life long friend
Ti, A young Riianian and a friend of Mat and Vinnyï¿½s
Dean Robert, Terra State Universityï¿½s Dean
Generals, Doctors, Alien Warriors, Soldiers, Minor Demons, Girls, Bikers,
Bartenders, Sailors, Janitors &c.

Scene: Earth, Hawaii; Terra State University.]


ACT II

48
INT. COLLEGE DORM ROOMï¿½ ESTABLISHING SHOT
littered with various books, weapons, papers, etceteras.ï¿½ The stuff you'd
expect to find in two guys college dorm who are both filthy rich. Junk

CLOSE UPï¿½ ALARM CLOCK
ringing, face reads 8:12

SPIKE
Damn! I'm late.

INT. BATHROOMï¿½ PAN
rushes into bathroom and rushes back out a few seconds later without a hair
mussed on his head and shades in perfect order. MISU groggily stirs awake and
looks like he's been run over by a train.

MISU--LOOKS AT CAMERA
What *IS* it with that guy anyway?

MISU
falls back into bed comatose.

SPIKE
gets dressed runs out the door and plows into SAM. 

SAM
punches him in the solar plexus 

SPIKE
goes down with a "thump".

SAM
So, is our date still on?

SPIKE
is hungover

SPIKE
Ow ow ow date?

SPIKE
is befuddled look, trying to furiously remember who the babe is that just hit
him

SAM
looks at SPIKE impatiently

SAM
Don't tell me you forgot already?

SPIKE
Date. DATE! Oh yeah, er. When and where babe? 

SAM
whaps! SPIKE

SAM
And don't call me babe!

SPIKE
Yeah whatever you say. How's about we go to the base? I can 
show ya around and there's a great restaurant there. Except 
uh, my bikes in the shop.

SCENE CHANGEï¿½ BASE OFFICE
[In reality his pop owns the base, the fighter and the 'shop' unfortunately
Dad
took away his license cause his grades dropped.]

SCENE CHANGE DORM HALLWAY--MISU (POV)
looks out the door

MISU
What th' heck is going on here?

MISU
sees SAM and his mouth drops open.

SAM
Close yer mouth clown!

MISU
(ego bashed)

MISU
Clown huh!?

MISU
slams the door shut, a little TOO hard as it bursts out of its frame and
showers the hall with fragments. MISU looks up with a sheepish grin.

SPIKE
Dork.

MISU
Your turn or mine?

SPIKE
I fixed it last time.

JANITOR #1
walks past and freaks yelling and screaming.ï¿½ runs past the DEAN

DEAN
Dammit! Not again, this is the third one this month.ï¿½ Hey!ï¿½ 
Misu, Spike, cut that out will ya!ï¿½ Or the next time I'll 
personally kick you out of the dorm and you'll have to live 
off campus!

SPIKE
Cool man! I'd love to have my own space.

MISU
Me too!

SPIKE
And hey, Dean Bob!

DEAN
That's Robert to you, you twit! How many times do I have ta 
tell ya? I HATE BOB!

CLOSE UP - DEAN
rips his suit to tatters and looks like Lou Ferigno, except maybe with a bad
attitude.

SPIKE
Sure dude, chill man. Say, what was that about letting us out 
of this dump?

DEAN
screams in frustration! and storms out of building.

MEDIUM SHOT OF MISU, SPIKE AND SAM
they all shrug

ESTABLISHING SHOT - CLASSROOM

[Scene changes. Classroom, teacher droning on about something on the order of
subatomic nuclear physics. MANDY and MISU sit 
together; SABURO is sitting in theï¿½ middle paying a reasonable 
amount of attention, VINNY and MAT are sleeping (although VINNY
is actually watchingï¿½ everything with his eyes slitted and is 
taking notes.) TIï¿½ has his book open but has a Ms. Terra 2204 
magazine (April issue) and is quite absorbed in it. SPIKE is 
sleeping, SAM is sitting in back of SPIKE. SAM grabs SPIKE's hair 
and picks his head up and slams it in the desk to wake him up. 
The bell rings and everybody instantly hops up and stampedes 
past the Professor.]

ESTABLISHING SHOT - CAMPUS
beach in background lots'a green, fountains 'n stuff. The guys are there and
MISU is giggling

SPIKE
What's so funny 'Su?

MISU
laughs

MISU
See that girl over there?

SPIKE (POV)
follows MISU's finger to where it points at the raven haired goddess

SPIKE
You can't mean?

MISU
I was walking to class this morning, and she flew into my 
arms!ï¿½ I got a date.

SPIKE (SLAPS FOREHEAD)
WHAT!?ï¿½ You? With her?! If you can do it, I can!

SAM
whaps SPIKE across the back of the head 

SAM
I thought we had a date!

SPIKE
We do, we do. I was just joking with MISU. 

Forced giggle Heh, heh.

MISU (TO MANDY)
Hey Mandy!

MANDY
Yes Misu?

MISU (WALKS OVER)
So where are you from?

MANDY (GRINS SHYLY)
Well, it's really Hell...

MISU
Gee, that's too bad. Bad neighborhood?

MANDY
Not exactly.

MISU
Oh, ok. I'm from Milanos, a little region on Alpha Centaurai 
a couple of light years from here, but Dad thought it'd be 
good to send me to a good Terran college.ï¿½ Said he'd breed 
culture into me whether I like it or not.

MANDY
Gee. So what are you going to do when you get out of college?

MISU
Not much. Kindï¿½a boring really. I gotta rule the world. 
Prince and all. So what are you doing tonight?

MANDY
Why?

MISU
No reason. The guys were gonna have a party on the beach. Ya 
know, Friday bashes?

MANDY
Can I come along with you?

MISU
Hey, if you want to, that'd be great. I'll pick you up around 
seven.

MANDY
Make it 7:30 ok?ï¿½ Is your friend going to be at the party?

MISU
Nope, he's got a date with Sam.

MANDY
Oh.

MISU
You like him?

MANDY
He is kind of cute.

MISU (SNICKERS)
Ahh, you wouldn't wanna know him. He likes beating up on his 
women. See? (Points to SAM and SPIKE as the beat the crap out 
of each other.)

MANDY
Oh my.ï¿½ Well, see you later Misu.

MISU
Bye!

SABURO
walks over

SABURO
And she did trip the light fantastic.

MISU
is shaken from his wet dream and turns to SABURO

MISU
Huh, oh it's you Sab.ï¿½ So what are you doing tonight?

SABURO
Oh, I'm goin' to the party. Mat says he invited everybody 
along so it's supposed to be pretty big.

MISU
Oh boy, remember the LAST time Ti and Mat had a BIG party.

SABURO
Yep, and they're looking for a repeat performance of the tour 
de farce..

128
MISU
Oh boy. 

C&C and MSTs BEGGED, PLEADED and WHINED for.ï¿½ So there, happy?ï¿½ I have abased
myself.

Legal Jargon, which is probably unnecessary, but... (*shrugs*)
Classic Complications and all Characters and original situations therein are
copyrighted 94, 95, 96, 97 and 98 and are the intellectual property of Sean
Hayden and Mark Haven.ï¿½ This work may not be reproduced for profit in any way,
shape or form without express permission of the Authors...

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(Maxwell Edison)
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