Subject: Re: [FFML] Info/Pre-readers Request... Parrotal Info
From: Keener
Date: 2/26/1998, 4:35 PM
To: FFML
Reply-to:
otakunxs@bellsouth.net

<snips some of the in's and out's of Children of a Greater Kami-sama>

Keener: <transforms into hossenfeffer with transexual tendencies and
rather Fruedian disere to swallow swollen roots> Hey mack... <munch,
crunch, smack> Lemme take a whack at it <munch, swallow... tosses half
of carrot to reader, spits on hands, speaks softley and lets fly with an
awfully big Mallet... then stops suddenly> WHAT AM I DOING? <gasps and
wheezes, pointing accusing finger at the original poster> I'm spamming,
and I haven't even got a spork liscense... sigh... oh well, here's the
info as best I know it, hope it's at least marginally correct.
<transforms into Washu Sensei>

        Urd

Goddess- Past, Beginnings, Second Class... limited <for lying, letting
the Yggdrasdil crash and basically not looking before she lightenings>

Powers- Explosive and very high in raw energy output. Lightning bolts,
lotsa power squeezed into itty bitty breathing spaces <like giving a
Go-Cart a Porche's speed>, your basic person who not only refuses to
curse the darkness, but like to bring a flamethrower for the lighting
cermony, knowledge of most Goddess like abilities. Also very talented in
life magic, in a Pomethus Mistress sort of fashion, even has knowledge
of mind control

Talents- Potion making <weird stuff, think on the fic where Akane got
ahold of Cologne's ingredients and cook books, can't remember the title,
funny as all hell though>, Dear Abby in Bondaging <love affair
meddling>, carousing, soap opera vedging and looking good enough to make
a celibate man weep and and the dead rise <wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say
no more>

Overall- Lots of force, not alot of aim, just doesn't think about much
more then her goal... ends justifiying means in that "planet? what
planet? I don't remember there being a planet here... but notice how
well I destroyed the monstor?" kind of way.

Transportation- Rather modern scrying device <all the teleports seem
linked to them, though why Urd uses the future one and Skuld the past is
a bit of a mystery> the video monitor.

Drainage- Thristy. When Urd uses powers, she takes a little nip. For
Goddess sake', don't hog the bottle.


        Belldandy

Goddess- Present, Contiuenings? <heh, sorry, not sure about this one>
First Class Unlimited

Powers- Generally she asks the cosmos in a soft caring voice, love full
in her heart and the best of intentions on her mind and it's sort of
hard to say no. Like Kasumi asking you to take out the trash, doesn't
matter if you fling chi bolts or not, you just sort of do it. Tries to
use power sparingly and let matters work out for the best, which,
amazingly enough, they tend to... I'm guessing because reality would
just hate to make her cry. She will pull out the everpresent and shaken
up, not stirred can o' Whup @$$ out if Keichii is threatened.

Talents- Housekeeping, being incredibly nice, loving with all her heart,
cooking, and a tad dash of naviety <which she can afford> Strangely,
sometimes has doubts that she's worthy of Keichii's love <kind of sad
really, let's all get together and beat him once for ole Bell, we'll
roll Tenchi while we're at it>

Overall- Sugar and spice <though not to spicey> and everything nice,
that's what Bell-chan's are made of. Her magic reflects this, she'll
bring out it's inner strength and courage... or convince the nastiest
warlord that it's alright to be living his active outdoorsy lifestyle
and then offer him a cookie.

Teleport- Old standbye, as used then as now, Mirrors.

Drainage- Sleepy. When she gives it her all, she takes a nap.


        Skuld

Goddess- Future, Endings... Second Class limited <for just being young
and inexpierenced>

Powers- Small and rarely used. Has hammer, will travel. Who needs
Phenominal Cosmic Powers when one can just rewire a toaster for the same
effect. Think Tim Allen with an inherent infalibility in the creation of
projects, paid for with a stupendous amount of pain when said creations
are plugged in. Uses bombs, mecha, and bratty brains to overcome.

Talents- Bug bashing, ice cream munching, older sister annoying, mecha
mangling and things your mama never told you about the glories of
science... unless Washu's your mom.

Overall- Does for metal and electricity what Urd does for monsters and
lighting bolts, big plans, bad follow through. Tends to think Promethius
could do with more power... so she rewires it!!!

Teleportation- Hot water... possibly a reference to that most accient of
scrying devices, the cauldron.

Drainage- Hungry. Get away from the fridge, duck and cover at the loca
31, Skuld has a need for feed and the flavor is all of them, she takes a
nibble... of ice cream.


Keener: That's pretty much all I know, hope it helps ya out. Question
though, are you sure you want to write a fic about a series your unsure
of? I mean one of the most infamous death kneels for any fic is the
begining sentance... I've never seen the anime or read the manga, but
I've read lots of fic... just a thought, hope it turns out great.