On 26 Feb 98 at 12:27, Catbert25@aol.com wrote:

This is a parody of the original STAR WARS SPECIAL EDITION theatrical
trailers, I don't own Star Wars or Ranma or Urusai Yatsura. 
Yes this fic is being writen, hopefully these will be the real release dates.

this is the character list thus far:

RANMA/ LUKE
TATEWAKI KUNO/ DARTH VADER
HAPPOSAI/ EMPEROR

Shouldn't Genma be Darth Vader? You know, "Ranma, I am your father!"

Hmm...

(Happosai holds up lacy bra). "How about modeling *this* for me, 
cutie-pie? It is the only way you can save your friends."

(Ranma cringes). "Never! I'm a *guy*, like my father before me!"

"So be it, Ranma m'boy. Now, witness the firepower of my ultimate 
technique -- Happodaikarin!" (Happosai begins hurling bombs at Ranma).

(Genma-panda holds up sign). "I, too, have my pride!" (Genma lifts 
Happosai and hurls him down the open shaft...)


Hassheen!