**Cheesy music playing in the background.**

Numbski walked down the street, completely decked out in a slick black
suit.  Night had just fallen.  A black man, in a black suit wearing a pair
a Ray-Ban sunglasses and carrying a tiny silver gun runs by.  He is
followed by an aged (?) caucasian gentleman, also dressed in a black
suit...


##RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP##

Narrator:  That's the wrong film you idiot!!!

Numbski:  Like they're really going to care.  Barely anyone read the last
Quest for the Silly Spamfic.  Why would they read this one???

The sky opens up to reveal none other than....

RT:  Rumiko Takahashi.

Numbski (grovelling):  Please don't make me do another ill-written Ranma
fic!!!

RT:  Shut up you insolent whelp!  I'm here to answer your question.

Numbski:  Why are you talking like Kunou-sempai?

RT:  Nevermind that.  Do you want an answer to your question or not?

Numbski:  (Thinking it over) I guess....so why would anyone read this
Quest?

RT: (Smiling)  Because this time....

**Most of the cast from Ranma, Maison Ikkoku, a few SNL personel, and
several FFMLers jump into the scene**

EVERYONE:  YOU'RE ON A MISSION FROM GOD!!!

**Soul Man begins playing in the background**

**All unneccessary characters remove themselves from the scene.**

Numbski: (Slaps hand on head) Ugh, why me?

RT:  Because you're the first of the original authors I could nail down,
possibly the only one.  You saw what happened to Blues Brothers 2000.

Numbski:  Yeah, yeah, I know, and it sucked too...

RT:  Nevermind that.  I'm going to give you a quest.

Numbski:  And what is that?  (I already know...)

**SPLOOSH**

RT & Numbski-chan:  To find the Nannichuan.

Numbski-chan:  Wonderful.  Just wonderful.  Somehow I already resent
this...but I haven't written a decent fic in months....eh why not.  Just
one thing.  I have absolutely no intention of doing this alone.  I need
some co-horts.  Any 'quest has to have co-writers.  That and at least one
anime character....AND NOT KUNOU.  Gary Kleppe had Kunou with him the
entire time, and all he did was hound Akane for a scene or two.  I need
someone who looks good in a black suit, maybe sounds good on a harmonica,
and can dance....maybe even good with navigating a car....

**POOF**

RT:  There you go.

Ryouga:  Nani?  Doko da...?

Numbski-chan:  You've gotta be kidding me?  Lost boy?

Ryouga:  Hey, who are you callin' lost boy pal?  I'll have you know I
found my way here just fine!

Numbski-chan:  (wryly)  Yeah, what a thing divine intervention is eh?

RT:  Quit arguing you two!  My decision has been made.  Your quest is to
find the Holy Nanichuan.  You failed last time...

Numbski-chan:  The last one never got finished.  How do you know we never
made it?  I could very well have whipped Hinako-sensei in that locker room
scene!

RT:  I'm God!  I say what goes in this universe.  You FAILED last time!
This time you succeed.  Otherwise all involved will be stuck in
his/her/it's cursed form FOREVER!!!

**Rumiko Takahashi vanishes.**

Ryouga:  I'm not going to be stuck as a pig forever you idiot!  You'd
better make this story a good one!  Otherwise I'll make your life hell!

**************

And so, against everyone's wishes (including the first author's), the
Quest begins again....

QUEST FOR THE SILLY SPAMFIC 2000


Numbski

Shi Shi Can'o Spam!

In case anyone cares, the first Quest for the Silly Spamfic is located at
http://www.cgicafe.com/~numbski/fanfic/silly.htm