A WARPED WIERD WORLD
CHAPTER:2
Dear diary,
It�s been about three weeks since I came to the Tendos. They now know
of my curse, but not of Ryouga�s. I�m not about to say any thing about
it ether. Well today things were kind of weird, this new restraunt
opened up accrossed from the bar I work at. It�s run by an old woman and
her daughter(a real carpenters delight from what I�ve been told, but
personally I think she�s a doughnut-bumper). The daughter�s name is
Shyan-pu though most people around here pronounce it as Shampoo. I see
her from time to time making deliveries and glomping onto Ranma every
chance she gets, not caring wether or not
he�s male or female. Mr.Tendo has been training me with an intence
vigur which is tough, it�s still not as tough as my training with
Ryouga. I�ve been training mostly in my cursed form cause it give�s me
the slight edge I need to go up againced Akane. My music has gained in
popularaty, which was proven by my being invited as the guest of honor
at last weeks anthrocon. Well diary tomorrow�s another day. Till then
I�ll be hoping things don�t get worse.
Mizu Ryu
The next morning I awoke to the sounds of normality (well what passes
for normal around here anyway, ) Ranma and Genma at there morning
workout). Heading down stairs I pass Nabiki on her way to the dunny.
"Morning Ryu, Kasumi�s almost got breakfast ready."
Smiling I thank her and head on down to the kitchen. Bowing as I
enter the kitchen I say hello to Kasumi, Akane, and Mr. Tendo. Looking
to Mr. Tendo I ask him if it would be possible to skip practice for the
day as I had gotten the day off from work and there was things I was
wanting to do. He pauses to think for a moment and nods.
"Yes, I suppose you may, after all I have been training you hard
lately. You�ve really suprized me by learning as fast as you have and
that your now about Akane�s level."
It�s about this time that Kasumi calls "Breakfast is ready!!!" and we
hear a splash from out at the pond. Ranma and Genma-panda enter Genma
with a sign reading > Hot water please.<
After a wonderful _Kasumi cooked_ breakfast ( after trying some of
Akane cooking I quickly came to appreciate why Kasumi does all the
cooking) Akane asks me " So Ryu what do you have planed for to day?"
" Well, I thought about seeing what your school was like then mabey
seeing some more of the city."
Soon we leave me and Nabiki following a short ways behind Ranma and
Akane. "So Nabiki what can I" �. SPLASH�..sputter�. "Merooowl!"
Looking up I see an old woman watering her plants. She doesn�t seem to
have noticed that she missed the planter-box and splashed me. I look
back to Nabiki who shrugs. Apparently this kind of thing happens to
Ranma all the time. "Any place around here where I can get some warm
water?"
"No but I should be able to find you some at school."
When we finally reach the school gates I see something that really
suprizes me, Ranma and Akane are attacked by a mob of boys. The battle
lasts for about less than a minute, then this guy wearing a kendo
outfit sans armor comes up saying "What a boorish lot." He then sees
Ranma and yells; "Saotome, you foul sorcerer prepare to meet thy doom,
for I Kunou Tatawaki, age 17, rising kendo star of Furinkin high, shall
put and end to your existence and free the beauteous Akane and free my
pig tailed goddess!!!!"
While Kunou continues to rant and rave I turn to Nabiki. "Long winded
isn�t he." Nabiki nods, while Ranma just yawns and punts Kunou in the
direction of the nurses office. We hear the bell ring. Ranma, Akane,
and Nabiki head off toward class and I to the Principal�s office to get
a visitor�s pass.
I get to Ranma and akane�s class with my pass in hand just before
class starts. Standing at the head of the class with me is a guy with
long brown hair, a dark blue outfit, and wearing a spatula the size of a
snow-shovel on his back. As we stand by the teacher�s desk, the teacher
(who looks to be about 12) introduces us. "OK, class we have a new
student and a visitor today."
She points to the guy. "This is Kunji Ukyou, who is moving here from
Osaka, he is an okonomyaki chief. And this." She points to me. "Is
Mizu Ryu a catgirl as you can see and also a local singer as some of
you may have heard. Miss kunji you will be sitting next to Akane and
Miss Mizu you�ll be next to Ranma." As I sit down by Ranma I can feel
the eyes of all the boys looking at me and drooling like the fanboys
from last weeks Anthrocon. *I hope Nabiki can get me that hot water
by lunch time.* ��������������������������������������
Finally it�s lunch time and I meet up with Nabiki, Akane, Ranma, and
Ryouga (who managed to not stay lost for a whole week). The new guy
Ukyou (and I swear he looks to much like a girl to be a guy) was
passing out free okonomyaki and advertising his new restaurant. After
we find a place to sit down Nabiki turns to me and says; (just loud
enough for all the boys to hear and look my direction) "Here is that hot
water you were wanting Ryu."
Glaring I take it "Thanks Nabsie, I can really use it."
Nabiki mock frowns and says; "that will be 500 yen, and don�t call me
Nabsie." Smirking I pour the water over my head and change back. There
is an almost palpable silence and I can almost hear the hearts of the
perverted little fanboy wienies break. The rest of the school day was
pretty much uneventful (well, as uneventful as things get here in Nerma
anyway). That night I decide to go take in a movie Bubble Gum Crisis I
believe it was called. It was a fairly good movie for cyber punk. As I
walk out the door I feel dizzy and the ground drops out from under me.
*Oh, shit here we go again�.*
Once more I find myself travailing through space and time and once
more I find my self falling, only this time I land on cold concrete. I
stagger to my feet and inter the nearest building (a bar with a sign
reading Hot Legs) and head towards the bar hoping to find out where I
am. As I reach the bar I collapse and loose consciousness.
<fade to black with Konya Wa Hurricane playing during the ending
credits.>
wrighter's note:
Catgirl = think pink from the anime dragon pink or nuku-nuku from the
anime neko masamune.
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