Subject: [FFML] [ffml][fanfic][x-over r1/2 thor] Akane's mallet.
From: Myrriden
Date: 2/26/1998, 4:23 PM
To: ffml@fanfic.com


	Okay; this is something I thought up.  It's not as great as I'd
like to think, so don't send flames.  Actual c&c would be appreciated as
to how to improve the story.  Tell me what you think 'cause I screwed both
continuums bad.  BWHAHHAHa!
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Ranma/Thor X-over
Akane's Mallet (no actual reason why its named this)
By Myrriden
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	"Where am I?"  Ryouga stared in wonder at the cave before him.
"How did I get here?  Isn't this Panama?"
	He stared at the map.  It wasn't Panama.  Sighing, he threw the
map into his backpack.  Might as well explore.  There wasn't much of
anything in the cave, other then a strange hammer lying near the exit.  He
picked it up to read the inscription.  Hmm.  A mix of both Norse and
English.  It would take a while to desipher.  
	Say about, six seconds?  "Whosoever holds this hammer, if he be
worthy, shall possess the power fo Thor."
	"Thor?"  Ryouga grunted.  "Isn't he like some almighty god or
something?  Oh yeah!  The Norse god of strength!"  He looked on in
expectation.  After a few seconds his hopes dimmed.  "Oh well.  Guess I'm
not the one it wants."
	Suddenly, power erupted from the hammer, covering Ryouga's body
like a painless fire.  He watched in as his impressive strength grew so
great, that the leaden hammer became almost feather light.  "Woah,"  He
said.  "Cool."  
	He slung the hammer over his shoulder, an searched for an exit.  

	Loki struggled with the iron chains binding him to the chair.
"Wife!  Dump the bowl before it fills and catches on you.  I can endure
the pain a bit."  "
	"Husband, it has yet a while to fill.  I will dump it when it
needs it."  She smiled lovingly.  
	"Very well."
	"Excuse me?"  Loki turned in surprise.  A mortal!?  "Do you know
the way...hey!  Why are you tied up?"
	"My punishment,"  Loki sighed.  "I helped to kill the son of Odin.
I was punished for it."
	"Hey!  You're Loki, right?"  Ryouga's eyes saw the snake, the
bowl, the wife, and the bound Loki.  "Yep.  Follows the myths, at least.
Do you repent your crime, Loki?"  he asked suddenly.
	"Of course, but no good it does me.  This is the ultimate torture
for me."  He sighed again.  "Look at my wife's hands.  They are scarred
>from the poisens.  She does this for me, no matter how many times I ask
her to leave."
	"Hmm.  I've got an idea.  I can't release you, but I can help
you."  Ryouga turned to the lady.  "Do yo have another bowl?"
	"Aye, but it is worn from disuse.  In the corner there."  She
pointed.  Ryouga snatched up the bowl, grabbed his knife and began to
drill.  Smiling, he pulled his tent frame out of his backpack, then a thin
plastic tube.  Sticking the tube into the hole, he taped it shut, then
bent the tent frame into a basket for the bowl.  
	"Your strength is great, mortal.  Almost as great as my
brother's."  Loki sighed again.
	"Hold on a sec.  There.  Can you endure the poisen for a sec?"  
	"Aye, if it means that I must bear it no more."
	"Good."  Ryouga guided the bowl in the frame over, placing it
directly over Loki's head.  Taking the tube, he led it to a corner where
he began to dig a ditch.  After another hour of hard labor, he had a ditch
leading to a small pit in the back of the cave.
	"There you go,"  Ryouga smiled.  "Glad to be of service.  Now you
two can have the times of your life.  Bye!"  He left without another word.
Smiling, Loki's wife walked over to the pit, dumped the poisen, then
walked back over to Loki.  
	"Now for some fun,"she purred.   Tucking herself into his arms,
she delicately began to nibble his ear.  Loki grinned in pleasure.  When
Ragnarok began, there was one human he was spare

	After an hour of intense love, the were interupted by an
embaressed cough.  It was the mortal again.  "Hi.  I'm sorry for
interupting, but I found a way for Loki to slip through the bonds.
However, I know how much the Norse value promises, so I need Loki to
promise that he and his family will be in no way connected to the Ragnarok
when it comes."
	Loki frowned, "I can promise that, mortal, but my promise will not
stop the Ragnarok from occuring.  It will happen, whether I am at the
fore, or not."
	"That's all I need."  Ryouga smiled.  Suddenly Loki was drenched
in cold water.  He looked up, angry at Ryouga before noticing something.  
	"I'm a wolf!" he exclaimed.  Only it came out as a series of
barks.  
	"It's Jusenkyo water.  Technically I just cursed you.  I cursed
you to turn into a wolf whenever cold water was thrown unto you.  I
thought wolf water was more appropriate then any other type. Hot water
reverses the effects." Ryouga smiled, "Now I've got to leave.  Bye!"
	Loki looked after, then wriggled out of his bonds, leaping to the
floor.  

	"Ahh,"  Ryouga sighed, staring at the familiar gate posts.  "Home
at last.  Now, to finally beat Ranma in a fight."  Grinning widely, he
hauled the hammer out of his pack, and waited for the transformation.  It
came quickly, intense and satisfying.
	"Hey,"  He said, suddenly realizing something, "My head is clear!
It's like I can actually see!  Wierd."  He strode unerringly into the
dojo.  Ranma was there, practicing on a dummy.  
	"Hey, Ranma!"  Ryouga called out.  The latter looked up, and
gasped.
	"Who're you?" 
	"What?"  Ryouga frowned, "It's me, Ryouga!"
	"Ryouga!?"  Ranma seemed amazed.  "You look like a gaigin!  Wha
happened?"
	"I found something.  I guess you should call me Thor instead of
Ryouga when I look like this."  Suddenly, his eyes twinkled.  "Wanna
spar?"
	"Like you're ever gonna beat me,"  Ranma snorted.
	Thor attacked, bearing down with his hammer.  Ranma smiled, and
merely leapt away.  "What was that,"  he sneered, "Lose all those pathetic
moves you copied from me?"
	Thor grinned, "Likewise Ranma.  Here you go.  Have 'em back!"  In
a move faster then greased lightning, Ranma was knocked back fifteen feet,
right into the pond.  "Oi!"  Thor said, "Sorry, little fiddies!"
	"Bye Bye, Ranma!  I'm going go seek fame and fortune as a Bounty
Hunter.  How 'bout that, eh?  Proper for a Viking I'd say."
	Ranma-chan sputtered a few words, and watched as Thor disappeared
into the twilight.



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