From: Lara Bartram <lara@emunix.emich.edu>
Subject: [FFML] [spamfic]  Resident Evil

Resident Evil
A Spamfic

by Lara Bartram

So is this about my closet or my refridgerator?

"Sexless tomboy!"

Hmmm, I must agree that she IS evil.  Pure evil.

"Macho pervert!"

At least she hasn't said anything stupid like "MACHO CROSSDRESSER!".  
THAT would be stupid.

"WAAAAAHHH!"

Usagi?  In here?

"Sweeto!  Panties!"

Definite evil ratings here, captain.
Tricorder readings say the old man is showing an evil percentage 
of....4000%?!  WHAT THE HECK?!

"Growrf."  [When's dinner?]

More evil.  Tricorder readings are....captain, the Tricorder is pulling 
out various utensils of pain and torture...

"Give me 200 yen and I'll tell you."

Possible evil rating: 50%
Possible good rating: 50%

"It's all in how you look at it?"  Alright, who messed with the 
Tricorder?

"Oh my!"

Possible evil rating: 5%
Possible good rating: 2995%?

Someone had DEFINITELY messed the tricorder?

The end

I want my tricorder fixed.

Ben McCrillis <aka. A-kun> reply at akun16@hotmail.com


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