"Bwahahahahahahaaa!  Now you die, Ranma!"  Still shrieking with 
laughter, the Ryoga/Veritech roared off into the sky.  After three long 
years of travelling, Ryoga finally reached Nerima.  It had been a long 
hard trip.  He had suffered countless indignities, but the worst was when 
he had put down for refueling at a small airport in the Phillipines.  A
bursting hot water main had left a naked martial artist sitting on the 
tarmac with a refueling hose attached to his...  

...

ROTFLMAO!!!!

(That would HURT!)

The only problem I see is that the two cursed forms (Veritech and Pig) would
combine to make a ... VeriPig. Or something like that. (Remember Tarou's
cursed form is a melding of all the springs he's been in.)

Damien Roc