A WARPED WEIRD WORLD
CHAPTER:2
Dear diary,
It�s been about three weeks since I came to the Tendos. They
now know of my curse, but not of Ryouga�s. I�m not about to say any
thing about it ether. Well today things were kind of weird, this new
restraunt opened up accrossed from the bar I work at. It�s run by an
old woman and her daughter(a real carpenters delight from what I�ve
been told, but personally I think she�s a doughnut-bumper). The
daughter�s name is xian-poo though most people around here pronounce
it as shampoo. I see her from time o time making deliveries and
glomping onto ranma every chance she gets, not caring wither or not
he�s male or female. Well diary tomorrow�s another day. Till then
I�ll be hoping things don�t get worse.
Mizu Ryu
The next morning I awoke to the sounds of normality (well what passes
for normal around here anyway, ) Ranma and Genma at there morning
workout). Heading down stairs I pass Nabiki on her way to the dunny.
"morning Ryu, Kasumi�s almost got breakfast ready."
Smiling I thank her and head on down to the kitchen. Bowing as I
inter the kitchen I say hello to Kasumi, Akane, and Mr. Tendo.
Looking to Mr. Tendo I ask him if it would be possible to skip
practice for the day as I had gotten the day off from work and there
was things I was wanting to do. He pauses to think for a moment and
nods.
"Yes, I suppose you may, after all I have been training you hard
lately. You�ve really suprized me by learning as fast as you have and
that your now about Akane�s level."
It�s about this time that Kasumi calls; "Breakfast is ready!!!" and we
hear a splash from out at the pond. Ranma and Genma-panda inter Genma
with a sign reading; > Hot water please.<
After a wonderful _Kasumi cooked_ breakfast ( after trying some of
Akane cooking I quickly came to appreciate why Kasumi does all the
cooking) Akane asks me; " So Ryu what do you have planed for to day?"
" Well, I thought about seeing what your school was like then mabey
seeing some more of the city." Soon we leave me and Nabiki following
a short ways behind Ranma and Akane. "So Nabiki what can I" �.
SPLASH�..sputter�. "Merooowl!" Looking up I see an old woman watering
her plants. She doesn�t seem to have noticed that she missed the
planter-box and splashed me. I look back to Nabiki who shrugs.
Apparently this kind of thing happens to ranma all the time. "Any
place around here where I can get some warm water?" "No bur I should
be able to find you some at school." When we finally reach the school
gates I see something that really suprizes me, Ranma and Akane are
attacked by a mob of boys. The battle lasts for about less than a
minute, then this guy wearing a kendo outfit sans armor comes up
saying; "What a boorish lot." He then sees Ranma and yells; "Saotome,
you foul sccorceror prepare to meet thy doom, for I Kunou Tatawaki,
age 17, rising kendo star of Furinkin high, shall put and end to your
existence and free the beauteous Akane and free my pig tailed
goddess!!!!" While Kunou continues to rant and rave I turn to Nabiki.
"Long winded isn�t he." Nabiki nods, while ranma just yawns and punts
Kunou in the direction of the nurses office. We hear the bell ring.
Ranma, Akane, and Nabiki head off toward class and I to the principals
office to get a visitor�s pass. I get to ranma and akane�s class with
my pass in hand just before class starts. Standing at the head of the
class with me is a guy with long brown hair, a dark blue outfit, and
wearing a spatula the size of a snow-shovel on his back. As we stand
by the teacher�s desk, the teacher (who looks to be about 12)
introduces us. "OK, class we have a new student and a visitor today."
She points to the guy. "This is Kunji Ukyou, who is moving here from
Osaka, he is an okonomyaki chief. And this." She points to me. "Is
Mizu Ryu a catgirl as you can see and also a local singer as some of
you may have heard. Miss kunji you will be sitting next to Akane and
Miss Mizu you�ll be next to ranma." As I sit down by Ranma I can feel
the eyes of all the boys looking at me and drooling like the fanboys
from last weeks Anthrocon. *I hope Nabiki can get me that hot water
by lunch time.* ��������������������������������������
finally it�s lunch time and I meet up with Nabiki, Akane, Ranma, and
Ryouga (who managed to not stay lost for a whole week). The new guy
Ukyou (and I swear he looks to much like a girl to be a guy) was
passing out free okonomyaki and advertising his new restaurant. After
we find a place to sit down Nabiki turns to me and says; (just loud
enough for all the boys to hear and look my direction) "Here is that
hot water you were wanting Ryu." Glaring I take it; "Thanks nabsie, I
can really use it." Nabiki mock frowns and says; "that will be 500
yen, and don�t call me Nabsie" Smirking I pour the water over my head
and change back. There is an almost palpable silence and I can almost
hear the hearts of the perverted little fanboy wienies break. The
rest of the school day was pretty much uneventful (well, as uneventful
as things get here in nerma anyway). That night I decide to go take
in a movie Bubble Gum Crisis I believe it was called. It was a fairly
good movie for cyber punk. As I walk out the door I feel dizzy and the
ground drops out from under me. *Oh, shit here we go again�.* Once
more I find myself travailing through space and time and once more I
find my self falling, only this time I land on cold concrete. I
stagger to my feet and inter the nearest building (a longerie shop)
and head towards the desk hoping to find out where I am. As I reach
the desk I Calapse and loose consciousness.
<fade to black with konya wa hurricane playing during the ending
credits.>
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