Subject: [FFML] A WARPED WIERD WORLD CHAPTER 2
From: "bryan gooing" <penneywise@hotmail.com>
Date: 2/25/1998, 5:02 PM
To: ffml@ffml.fanfic.com

                 A WARPED  WEIRD WORLD
                         CHAPTER:2


Dear diary,

      It�s been about three weeks since I came to the Tendos.  They 
now know of my curse, but not of Ryouga�s.  I�m not about to say any 
thing about it ether.  Well today things were kind of weird, this new 
restraunt opened up accrossed from the bar I work at.  It�s run  by an 
old woman and her daughter(a real carpenters delight from what I�ve 
been told, but personally I think she�s a doughnut-bumper).  The 
daughter�s name is xian-poo though most people around here pronounce 
it as shampoo.   I see her from time o time making deliveries and 
glomping onto ranma every chance she gets, not caring wither or not 
he�s male or female.  Well diary tomorrow�s another day.  Till then 
I�ll be hoping things don�t get worse.

                          Mizu Ryu




The next morning I awoke to the sounds of normality (well what passes 
for normal around here anyway, ) Ranma and Genma at there morning 
workout).  Heading down stairs I pass Nabiki on her way to the dunny.
  
"morning Ryu, Kasumi�s almost got breakfast ready."  

Smiling I thank her and head on down to the kitchen.  Bowing as I 
inter the kitchen I say hello to Kasumi, Akane, and Mr. Tendo.  
Looking to Mr. Tendo I ask him if it would be possible to skip 
practice for the day as I had gotten the day off from work and there 
was things I was wanting to do. He pauses to think for a moment and 
nods. 


"Yes, I suppose you may, after all I have been training you hard 

lately. You�ve really suprized me by learning as fast as you have and 

that your now about Akane�s level."  

It�s about this time that Kasumi calls; "Breakfast is ready!!!" and we 

hear a splash from out at the pond.  Ranma and Genma-panda inter Genma 

with a sign reading; > Hot water please.<  


After a wonderful _Kasumi cooked_ breakfast ( after trying some of 

Akane cooking I quickly came to appreciate why Kasumi does all the 

cooking) Akane asks me; " So Ryu what do you have planed for to day?"   

" Well, I thought about seeing what your school was like then mabey 
seeing some more of the city."  Soon we leave me and Nabiki following 
a short ways behind Ranma and Akane.  "So Nabiki what can I" �. 
SPLASH�..sputter�. "Merooowl!"  Looking up I see an old woman watering 
her plants. She doesn�t seem to have noticed that she missed the 
planter-box and splashed me.  I look back to Nabiki who shrugs.  
Apparently this kind of thing happens to ranma all the time.  "Any 
place around here where I can get some warm water?"  "No bur I should 
be able to find you some at school."  When we finally reach the school 
gates I see something that really suprizes me, Ranma and Akane are 
attacked by a mob of boys.  The battle lasts  for about less than a 
minute, then this guy wearing a kendo outfit sans armor comes up 
saying; "What a boorish lot." He then sees Ranma and yells; "Saotome, 
you foul sccorceror prepare to meet thy doom, for I Kunou Tatawaki, 
age 17, rising kendo star of Furinkin high, shall put and end to your 
existence and free the beauteous Akane and free my pig tailed 
goddess!!!!"  While Kunou continues to rant and rave I turn to Nabiki. 
"Long winded isn�t he." Nabiki nods, while ranma just yawns and punts 
Kunou in the direction of the nurses office.  We hear the bell ring. 
Ranma, Akane, and Nabiki head off toward class and I to the principals 
office to get a visitor�s pass.  I get to ranma and akane�s class with 
my pass in hand just before class starts.  Standing at the head of the 
class with me is a guy with long brown hair, a dark blue outfit, and 
wearing a spatula the size of a snow-shovel on his back.  As we stand 
by the teacher�s desk, the teacher (who looks to be about 12) 
introduces us.  "OK, class we have a new student and a visitor today."  
She points to the guy. "This is Kunji Ukyou, who is moving here from 
Osaka, he is an okonomyaki chief.  And this." She points to me. "Is 
Mizu Ryu a catgirl as you can see and also a local singer as some of 
you may have heard. Miss kunji you will be sitting next to Akane and 
Miss Mizu you�ll be next to ranma." As I sit down by Ranma I can feel 
the eyes of all the boys looking at me and drooling like the fanboys 
from last weeks Anthrocon.  *I hope Nabiki can get me that hot water 
by lunch time.* ��������������������������������������

finally it�s lunch time and I meet up with Nabiki, Akane, Ranma, and 
Ryouga (who managed to not stay lost for a whole week).  The new guy 
Ukyou (and I swear he looks to much like a girl to be a guy) was 
passing out free okonomyaki and advertising his new restaurant.  After 
we find a place to sit down Nabiki turns to me and says; (just loud 
enough for all the boys to hear and look my direction) "Here is that 
hot water you were wanting Ryu."  Glaring I take it; "Thanks nabsie, I 
can really use it." Nabiki mock frowns and says; "that will be 500 
yen, and don�t call me Nabsie" Smirking I pour the water over my head 
and change back.  There is an almost palpable silence and I can almost 
hear the hearts of the perverted little fanboy wienies break.  The 
rest of the school day was pretty much uneventful (well, as uneventful 
as things get here in nerma anyway).  That night I decide to go take 
in a movie Bubble Gum Crisis I believe it was called.  It was a fairly 
good movie for cyber punk. As I walk out the door I feel dizzy and the 
ground drops out from under me. *Oh, shit here we go again�.* Once 
more I find myself travailing through space and time and once more I 
find my self falling, only this time I land on cold concrete. I 
stagger to my feet and inter the nearest building (a longerie shop) 
and head towards the desk hoping to find out where I am. As I reach 
the desk I Calapse and loose consciousness. 

<fade to black with konya wa hurricane playing during the ending 
credits.>


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