Red Dwarf fans will laugh their asses off at this, hopefully..........


Ranma walked out of the stasis chamber. To him, he had only been out for
a second, but the stasis chamber kept him on ice for how long? <A year or
somethin, just 'cause I wouldn't let 'em dissect Shampoo. Smegheads, the
lot of them. Only reason I'm on this trip is to get back home to Earth
and propose to Ukyo....> The first thing he noticed was that all the
emergency lights were on, and the Dwarf's main computer, Washu, was going
on about something. "Everybody's dead, Ran-chan........"

"THREE MILLION YEARS??!!!!! I'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR THREE SMEGGIN' MILLION
YEARS???!!!!!!!!!"
"It took this long for the radiation leak to be contained. Sorry."
Before Ranma could answer, A very familiar voice spoke up behind him.
"This is all your fault, Saotome!!!!" Ryoga ran to attack him.....and,
being a hologram, flew right through Ranma and slammed into the wall.
"Wha-I thought you siad everyone was dead, Washu!!" Washu answered, "They
are. This is a holographic rendition of a crewmember I've brought back to
keep you sane." "But- Ryoga?! Why not Ukyo?" "Let's face facts, Ranma,
the relationship was going nowhere. Oh yeah, there's an unidentified
lifeform on the ship, too." "What now?!!!!" "Well, remember your cat?"


I need more sleep........ seeya

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