From: DAVID ANTHONY HOUGHTON <houghtod@spods.dcs.kcl.ac.uk>
Subject: [FFML] Understaning part 3 Khu Lon

Akane:(from outside) PERVERTED JERK!

Once again, I denounce Akane.  Things like this prove why she's such an 
uncute tomboy-*WHAM*  ow.......

Ranma: Just my luck.

Akane: How could you, Nabiki! I expect it from Ranma but you!

Ranma: um, excu...

Akane: QUIET. I'll deal with you later.

Ranma: *What's the point?* <Sprrr>. VIOLENT TOMBOY.

(Nabiki is looking on suprised as Ranma dodges every blow
She spurts out a question at an inappropiate time)

Nabiki: Ranma why haven't you been hit yet?

Good question....

<KERTHUDD>

Nabiki:*IDIOT!*

She's sound a tad like Akane used to.

Nabiki: That it might! That it might. But keep quiet about
it...

Ranma: Until we're well away from the Nekohanten.

Nabiki: Sorry I'm not used to you being intelligent

I don't think anyone is.

(Nabiki gives an evil grin)

Ranma: V. Funny. Let's go!

Nabiki: Wait Ranma. Lets sort it out first.

(Much later)

Khu Lon: Ah son-in-law.

Ranma: I'm not.

Khu-Lon: Great Grandson in Law just doesn't have the same
ring.

What?  Do you have to buy some other kind of ring? <GRIN> *KAPOW*

Ranma: I'm just wondering why Shan Poo's shieldmaiden didn't
accompany her to Japan. Because unless Shan Poo has a good
reason.. She can be no amazon.

Shampoo's real name is spelled Xian Pu, not Shan Poo.

Khu-Lon: her sheildmaiden was held up a matriach of the
Amazons and sealed in a cave. 

Ranma: Why?

Khu-Lon: A sheild-maiden. Hmmph. Her sheildmaiden was a
male.. She would be humiliated. I did what I had  to to stop
that.

Shampoo's shield-maiden is...HAPPOSAI?!?!?  *BLEAH!*

(Ranma dissappears out the Nekohanten fast. Khu Lon is
already waiting.)

Once again, I vanish....*POOF* *COUGH**COUGH**HACK**HACK*

Khu-Lon: Hand over the tape.

I never knew Khu-Lon liked porn that much....oh, wait.  Sorry. <GRIN> 
*KAKAPOW*

Ranma: You win.

That feather is noble adversary....

(Ranma leaves)

*POOF*  *COUGH**COUGH**HACK**HACK*

(Two days later a letter comes through the Nekohanten)

GOSH!  Never had one of THEM!

<Cologne,
       I'm not that stupid. Nor is Ranma come to that.
We did have a back-up made. Now unless you want the
council to hear you'd better retract Shampoo's claim
Ranma doesn't think I'm going quite this far. You're
clocks a bit slow. I just won.

                       Nabiki

PS If you question ranma about this, the tape goes to the
council.>

(Cologne screams a horrifying scream)

AAAAAH!!  That scream is absolutely HORRIFYING!!!

David Houghton E-mail houghtod@dcs.kcl.ac.uk
Fanfiction www.spods.dcs.kcl.ac.uk/~houghtod/fanfic.html

Not bad in all.  BTW, are you hinting at a Nabiki-Ranma thing or are you 
just teasing?  Wait, that's right.  No good author gives that sort of 
thing away. <GRIN> "MEGATON PUNCH" *KABAM*

  "Hmmm....open face sand-wedge...." Homer Simpson.

  "But, won't it explode?"
  "D'OH!" A-kun.

  "Who wants Nachos, Flanders-style.  That's cream-cheese on sliced 
cucumbers." - Ned Flanders.
	 Bart tastes one and spits it onto the floor.

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