This little spamfic flew into my head earlier today.

  Gendo Ikari turned from the Evangelions and wondered how this could 
POSSIBLY happen.
	 Suddenly, a loud "aaaa.....aaaa......AAAAA.....AAA-CHOOOO!!!", 
something large and heavy hit the plexiglass separating the cages from 
Gendo's office.  Gendo turned to see a large lump of green goo covering 
most of the windows.
	 Yes, Eva-01 had a cold.  And unfortunately, Shinji had to basically 
live in the Eva until the flu passed...

Here's another one that just hit me...

  The latest angel was more powerful than any other.  Only by hitting it 
with six N2 mines did they manage to buy a day's worth of time.  They 
had to hurry.
  Soon, Eva-01, Eva-02, Eva-00 and Eva-03 were dancing around a HUGE 
fire.  Eva-01 was chanting.  Suddenly, the voodoo magic blew the angel 
to pieces...

Ah well.

Ben McCrillis <aka. A-kun> reply at akun16@hotmail.com

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